the last witcher

After telling the story of the death, these girls must have been terrified. The three girls squeezed into a bed, shivering in the hot weather.The boss and the third child didn't come back either, and I was the only man in the room, so I felt a sense of accomplishment.

But having said that, I can't scare people, so I started to tell a more relaxed and humorous story.

As a digression, I just send this article to Brother Kong Ergou of "The Past of the Northeast: The Underworld in 20 Years" to thank his article for letting the people of the whole country understand what happened in the Northeast during those 20 years.This article does not involve supernatural events, but it is one of the funniest things I have ever experienced in my life, so I post it in a narrative tone and share it with you.

The junior high school at that time was the same as described in "Once Upon a Time in the Northeast", the difference is that I was in the early 90s, that is, the era when Zhao Hongbing's nephew Xiaobo rose to prominence in "Once Upon a Time in the Northeast: 20 Years of Underworld".Every school has a ranking for fighting, and it is proud to be the first (it seems that we call the number one in fighting a big stick here), you must know that it is useless to study first, and fighting is the king at that time.The origin of the story is even more funny. It should be in the second half of our first year of junior high school. A girl surnamed Lin in our class and a girl surnamed Zhao in the second grade had to fight each other in order to get a boyfriend from the first grader. , this boy is also wretched enough, whoever promises to handle the other party, this boy will want whoever it is.

After all, they are girls, and they are only fifteen or sixteen years old. It is not realistic to say that it is unrealistic to fight like us boys. After agreeing on the time and place, the two of them thought of the same method - to seduce.The so-called seduction means that after the fight has been agreed upon, the two parties call for a large number of people to stand behind them, firstly to cheer themselves up, and secondly, if the opponent has fewer people, they can rush forward. This is the most basic routine of modern hooligans.

The duel was scheduled for a certain afternoon after school, and the venue was at the gate of the school. No. 90 Middle School faced north and south, and Zhonghua Street was in front of the gate. My classmate Lin was on the sidewalk on the north side of the street, and a second-year girl surnamed Zhao was on the south side of the street. sidewalk.After school that afternoon, basically all our first-grade students gathered on the sidewalk on the north side. After all, they were cheering up the students of their own grade. Of course, more people went there with the mentality of watching the excitement like me; A lot of sophomores gathered on the opposite side, and even some social gangsters joined the second grade team.Because in the early [-]s, there was a flood of gangster movies made in Hong Kong. Many gangsters followed the underworld style in the movies. Some even had toothpicks in their mouths. Anyway, it is more imposing than our school uniforms.

After school at 4:5 p.m., it was set to start at 1000:[-] p.m. As the time passed, more and more people gathered. There were almost [-] people on both sides of the road. After all, they were students and gangsters from the two year groups. In Song Dandan’s words, “It was really noisy with gongs and drums, firecrackers blared, red flags fluttering, and crowds of people.” The aunts and uncles who were sweeping the street and repairing bicycles were scared away, and finally even The bike lanes are blocked.

It's almost 5 o'clock, and the exciting moment is about to begin. Because there are so many people on both sides, it is impossible to bully the few with more, so the two girls can only bite the bullet and walk to the motorway to fight each other. When the distance between the two people was less than two meters, suddenly the alarm sounded from the east of the road, and everyone's attention was immediately attracted by the sound.At this moment, a man in a red suit, sneakers, and a big back shouted in a long voice: "The police are coming, hurry up!" run wildly.The policeman who got out of the police car saw it, hey, I'm going, this must be the mastermind, so he ran fast, four or five policemen started to chase, and the people on both sides began to watch the fun, this red suit ran so fast Call me fast, don't look at the girl's legs are not long, but she can't hold her back and throws up frequently. She didn't run far and opened a big distance with the police. At this time, I don't know who is so wicked. On the way of running with a big back He tripped over him, like a watermelon, rolling far away, just stopped, and the policeman ran up to him panting, four or five policemen surrounded him and kicked him in a circle, He kicked and scolded, "You son of a bitch, let you run!" "Grandpa, I'm exhausted to death." "I kicked you to death!" The big back hugged his head and let his back out, the red suit was printed all over the black Footprints, that is so miserable that I can't bear to close my eyes.

Because we were all wearing school uniforms and carrying schoolbags, the police completely ignored us, and because of the arrival of the police, the husband dispute between the two girls was also forced to stop, and everyone dispersed as much as they could, leaving the students who had a wide range of communication , I started to inquire where the big back is from, it’s so interesting, one person pk group of police, it is completely legendary, this will not make the headlines of the underworld tomorrow, after inquiring about the first year group, no; inquire about the second It's not the year group; it's not the same as the punks who participated in the war.In the end, I had no choice but to come to a conclusion——Ci Ao, watch the fun!

It is said that the guy went in and claimed that he had arrested the wrong person. After being beaten and kicked, he finally left the police station and entered the city hospital. At this point, another star of the underworld in this city has fallen.

I had just finished speaking, and the three girls who were trembling with fright now began to laugh and laugh, causing the people who lived next door to keep banging on the partition wall.

The three girls laughed for a while before stopping, "This is too funny, Jia Shu, why are there so many interesting stories about you?" Li Tong asked me, and I scratched my head in embarrassment, "Who knows? hey-hey."

"Then what happened later?" Wang Yan asked, "Yeah, who got that boy later?" Xu Yanan added.

"I don't know what happened later. After all, I was stupid at that time and didn't pay much attention to the affairs of men and women." After hearing my answer, the three girls in front of me all showed disappointment.

So I hurriedly changed the subject, "The boss and the third child won't fall inside, right?"

"No way, haha!" Wang Yan seemed to hope that the two of them would fall into one of them.

"Your uncle, you are the one who cursed." The boss and the third child angrily pushed the door open and entered the house. "What's wrong?" I asked inexplicably, "Boss's phone fell inside." The third child replied to me.

"I'll go, good or bad spirits." I felt a little gloating, so everyone came to the outside of the toilet with chopsticks, the boss is tall, so the arms are long, and it took a lot of effort Finally got enough out of the phone.

On the way back, I thought that this matter should be regarded as a mantra in Tantric Buddhism, so after everyone sat down, I began to talk about why some words have good words but not bad spirits.

to be continued