the last witcher

The secretary prodded the waiter with words, "Look at it." I thought it was useless to say anything, so it's better to show it with actions, so I folded the shallot into three, put it in my mouth, and grabbed two small cages bag, chewed a few times--swallowed, then glanced at the waiter and at the small dish in front of me. "Okay, as much as you can eat, I'll get it for you." After the waiter found out that we really ate green onions, instead of making fun of him, he decided to get some of us some green onions.

"It's so thick, one bundle for each person." The vice president is also pretty bad, he pinched his hands into a bowl shape, and made it for the waiter to see. "Wait a minute." Seeing the back of the waiter leaving, the four of us looked at each other, so happy.After the rest of us were finished, we found that all the diners in the store stopped eating, and looked at us with the eyes of looking at monsters. "Don't pay attention to them. Southerners eat small meals many times, and northerners eat at most three meals a day. We order so much at one time, of course we are seen as monsters." The vice president explained to me, although the vice president led the team this time , but it seems that the real leader should be me. After all, I am the person next to the boss, so the vice president still cares about my feelings. "What are you looking at, I haven't seen it before." The driver grumbled to the surroundings unhappily.After a while, the waiter brought in four bundles of green onions for us and put them in each person's small dish, then stood not far from us and looked at us. "Thank you for your hard work this time. I know that everyone was not full at the reception that just ended, so I brought you to eat the special Shanghai Xiaolongbao. Don't be too polite, everyone, let your stomach eat. This time I am treating guests. Don't pretend to be anyone." It was the vice president who spoke, and after finishing speaking, he picked up a small steamed bun first, and started to eat it with the scallions.Let's take a look, you're welcome, let's start.What I remember most clearly is the sound of "pop, pop, pop, pop..." The sound of throwing the steamer down, basically three or four buns in one mouthful, and the shallots started to be eaten.In the early stage, you can still use chopsticks to hold it. In the later stage, except for the vice president, we basically use our hands to grasp it, because it is too slow to use chopsticks.The few of us eating here, the eyes of those diners watching the excitement almost fell into the bowl, because they have never seen us eating like this, the locals eat a drawer to fill their stomachs, and then eat For the rest, we all go towards eating, so it can be the same.Just over half an hour later, 80 empty drawers of steamed buns were scattered on the table, "How about it, are you full?" the vice president rubbed his big belly and asked, "How about we eat again?" Going for a walk in Chenghuang Temple, I’m not full.” I was actually afraid that those two people would not be full, so I spoke out for the two buddies first, “Okay, waiter, pay the bill. Next stop——Chenghuang Temple.” Deputy With a yell, the diners present not only dropped their eyeballs from the plate, but also probably dropped their jaws. The four of them ate 80 drawers of buns and so many raw onions, and they were not full. Absolutely northeast Tiger.

"Brother Jia, what are you thinking, hurry up and eat." Chengcai's words interrupted my memory, "Eat, too." I glanced at Xiaoting, "Sister, eat more, so I can have the strength to abuse your husband at night. "I said to Xiaoting with a wicked smile.Xiao Ting's face flushed slightly, she first lowered her head, and then nodded slightly.I feel that this meal is not enough to eat, and I am quite boring when I become a talent. I don’t know how to say anything except thank you. A section was shown on the spot: "Don't just say thank you, learn to say some jokes to adjust the atmosphere." I said to Chengcai, "Ah, I don't know how." , you must be able to tell some short jokes." "Then I will learn more from Jia Ge in the future." Chengcai seems to regard me as a god. "Let me give you two a paragraph, what can I say?" My brain was working, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed, and I remembered several pieces of news. After summarizing, I said: "I will give you two Come to my adaptation of "Teacher's Watch"." "Okay, okay, okay." Cheng Cai applauded himself, and kicked Xiao Ting from below, Xiao Ting immediately understood and applauded.It made several groups of diners around to look at our table.

I have a relatively big face, after all I have experienced a lot, stood up, and said loudly: "We are 80, the latter, from the beginning of the text, not free of compulsory education, no allocation of higher education, suitable for expansion of enrollment, pass the five tests, Kill six generals, fight all the way, after several years of cold windows, 21 is successful, and the family is in debt of [-].

Looking for a living, leaving home, traveling east to Jiangsu and Zhejiang, going south to Huguang, west to volunteer, drifting north to the imperial capital, wearing the stars and the moon, holding candles all day, every two years, saving [-] yuan.However, the real estate market skyrocketed, there was no place to live, and the purchase price was insufficient for the down payment, so he invested in games, which shrank to more than [-] in the next year. He became depressed and became ill.Looking for medical insurance, if it does not comply with the rules of serious illness, refuse to pay, and return with illness.

Lamenting the bad luck, he committed suicide by taking rat poison angrily, but failed when he encountered a fake.You Lianzhi, take a pack of domestic Nescafé coffee on credit, brew it and drink it, and die.When the family heard about it, they were very sad, and wanted to bury it well, but they had no choice but to scatter his ashes on the riverside and burn some paper money, just as the city was patrolling the river and fined him three thousand... Everyone heard about it, All angry, want to step forward to theory.An official in the sedan chair held a feather fan with a smile and said, "Is it a member?"Where do you want to talk about?Shit?Shit!However, the family is penniless.

Seeing that her younger sister is well-behaved, the urban management accepts her as the third son.Parents have no choice but to coerce, so follow it.Unable to bear the humiliation, his younger sister threw herself into the river and died.The fisherman picked it up and asked for ten thousand for the corpse.The parents couldn't bear this scene, so they threw themselves into the river with tears in their eyes and died.When the neighbors heard about it, they made speeches one after another, donated generously, and buried him generously.On the vertical day, various media reported one after another, a harmonious society, shouting long live! "Whenever there is a number, I will use my fingers to make gestures, and use body language to match my impromptu "Teacher's List". I just finished speaking here, and I didn't wait for Chengcai to applaud with Xiaoting, and the surrounding tables applauded It was one after another, "Okay. "" That's great, an absolute silver talent! ""another one. "I figured it out. Chinese people are not afraid of big things. I want to say this in the square. Now I definitely work in a small black room."

Thinking about it, I still waved to those tables frequently, looking like a general, and picked up the draft beer mug on the table, "Thank you for your support, let's go together." I drank half a glass of draft beer in one gulp. "Be careful!"I pinched Chengcai with my eyes, what does that mean? Chengcai raised his thumb, which definitely means, brother, you are too pissy.I am proud!

to be continued