the last witcher

Or it’s not easy for a lawyer to find a partner. If Tong Ge is so weak, it’s not something ordinary people can think of, let alone do it. Anyway, when I saw these things bought by Tong Ge, I immediately understood him. Intentions, this Nima is too bad, definitely a fight with me.And the people of the country are so lively. In just a short time, the four of us were surrounded by people on the inner, third and outer floors, and even the patrolling police were attracted.Seeing the police coming, Brother Tong briefly explained a few words in the past. The two patrolmen expressed their support for Brother Tong's behavior, and then everyone's eyes were focused on the liar.This guy probably didn't eat that day, and since ancient times, sex is ruthless, actors are ruthless, and liars are shameless. These are all valuable experiences left by the ancients.Looking at the food in front of me, the liar thought that since you didn’t cheat me out of money, and you bought me some food, I’ll eat it while it’s hot, so I reached out and grabbed the steamed buns, served mustard and soybeans, and ate them when I was bald. Woke up, this meal lasted for half an hour, eight steamed buns, two boxes of vegetables, two cups of soy milk and half a bucket of mineral water, all of which were wiped out by this liar.Look at the posture of the liar, he should be full, because he keeps sitting there hiccupping.

"Are you full?" Brother Tong asked pretending to be very concerned, "I'm full, thank you~uh~ brother~uh." The liar hiccupped while answering. "Let's go when you're full. Next time, if you're hungry, I'll treat you to dinner." The liar got up and left without looking back. "Brother Tong, what's in that plastic bag of yours?" As soon as the liar left, I couldn't wait to ask Brother Tong, "Hey, brother will show you two a good show today." Brother Tong pretended to be mysterious Answering my question, "Brother Tong is going to take a risk again." Xiao Zhao followed suit and said, "You are the only one who is taking a break. This is wisdom. Don't be poor. Follow up with that liar just now, and be careful not to be discovered by him." It's done." After finishing speaking, Brother Tong took off his shirt, and followed behind the liar just now, we two followed behind Brother Tong, I don't know what medicine Tong Ge bought in the gourd, but I can be sure What's more, the liar who met Brother Tong today has a lot of trouble, definitely a big deal.

In line with the principle of not watching bastards if there is excitement, I followed Brother Tong closely, waiting for the so-called good show in his mouth.After the liar left us, he first found a place to sit for a while, probably waiting for the hiccups to stop, then got up and started walking to crowded places. After walking for about 40 minutes, the liar stopped. , the eyes began to search the crowd, or how can you say that the liar's eyes are poisonous, and the liar just now was mainly kneeling on Xiao Zhao, so this time the liar's eyes were locked on a young couple.After determining the target, the liar repeated his old tricks again, walked quickly to the front of the young couple, knelt down on his knees with a "plop", and opened his mouth: "have pity on me, I haven't eaten for several days I lost my wallet and ID, give me some money and let me buy something to eat.” It doesn’t matter if the liar kneels down, it makes the young couple tremble in fright, or how can a child’s heart be soft? Kneeling like this, the little girl took out her wallet and prepared to give money.At this moment, our brave and invincible Brother Tong jumped out again carrying a black plastic bag, with Jia Shu on the left and Zhao Ning on the right, with a coat on his waist and sunglasses on his chest, absolutely three happy little 2.b .

Still the same as before, Xiao Zhao and I stood behind the liar on the left and right, and Brother Tong stood in front of the other party. After the three of us stood up in the finished shape, Brother Tong opened his mouth, and I was so happy Slightly, "Hey, dare you not eat enough? If you are not full, you can talk. If you don't tell me, how do I know that you are not full? Although you look at me sincerely, you still You want to tell me that you are not full. Are you really not full? Then you can continue to eat! Are you really not full? Are you really not full?” Hey, let me go, This is the classic line of Tang Seng in "A Chinese Journey to the West", thanks to Brother Tong, he can remember it. I guess Brother Tong really read it carefully, otherwise he would not be able to remember it so clearly.

I found that the liar's face was distorted at that time, the three of us are definitely his nemesis, but this liar also knows that sooner or later he will have to pay back the drops, so he simply did not do it, and stretched out his hand to take it from Brother Tong. The black plastic bag, and opened the plastic bag with trembling hands, good guy!Eight large steamed buns, two disposable convenience boxes, two cups of soy milk and a large bucket of mineral water.At this moment, I finally understand the meaning of Brother Tong's phrase "Looking forward to a good show. Tai Nima is predictable, and I worship it a little in my heart."

To say that this liar is also an absolute genius, seeing that he fell into our hands today, he accepted the facts in front of him very calmly.Just like before, the liar still sat down, took out the food in the black plastic bag one by one, and began to prove his lie with actions.But this time the liar ate a lot slower than before, and he kept drinking water during the period, and a group of people still gathered around to watch the fun. Maybe this is also the characteristic of the imperial capital. Hours, this does not include the time the liar went to the bathroom halfway. After eating almost, I clearly saw a big chunk of the liar protruding from his chest to his stomach. "Brother, I'm done eating. Vomit~" The liar hiccupped last time, but this time he started to feel a little nauseous. "Are you full this time?" Brother Tong continued to repeat the words just now, "I'm really full this time, thank you brother. Vomit~~" After speaking, the liar stood up with difficulty, staggered, and took a step Three turned around and left.

Maybe it was frightened by the few of us. This liar went out for a distance of more than 100 meters, but turned his head back at least ten times. Basically, he turned his head once after walking more than ten meters. The meaning of coming up is that the goods continue to move forward.Walking back and forth, this liar specially chose places with a lot of people to drill, the purpose is to prevent the three of us from following him.It's a pity that the liar still underestimated us. Among the three of us, which one is vegetarian? I don't have anything serious to do this afternoon, so I just happened to make fun of you, a liar, and this is today's top priority.Just when the liar was about to disappear, Brother Tong took the lead, and the three of them chased after them like f-22s.But the liar was really careful this time. He drilled into the shopping mall several times in a row. After entering and exiting, he crossed a few blocks. It took about an hour or so, and he didn't notice us. After being safe, he continued to look for victims.

to be continued