the last witcher

I saw that Wang Daoren first drew the word pardon with his hands behind the mayor, and fixed the dead souls behind him who chased the mayor in place, and then dug into his cuffs for a long time, and found a big bell, "Dang clang, clang clang, clang clang." After three rings, the dead souls who came out turned their heads to the direction of the sound, and then saw the old Taoist throwing the big bell into the circle. Curse, all the dead souls outside will obediently return to the circle.The old man checked around, and after seeing that there were no dead souls running out, he filled up the gap he had just made with his feet.The whole process was done in one go, and there is no sense of disobedience when applying the current language. Absolutely talented.

At this time, the mayor was sitting on the cold ground, panting heavily. The sloppy old man must have said something to him, but the mayor kept nodding. After the old man finished speaking, his left hand would be shattered The wine jar was pinched with the three-mountain formula, and the sword finger was pinched with the right hand, and the mantra was recited again.Because it was too far away, and I was in the car, the wind in the north was very strong in winter, so I couldn't hear what the old Taoist was chanting, but what I could see were the dead souls who ran out of the jar, and they all responded obediently. After arriving in the jar, when the last dead soul entered the jar, the old Taoist pressed the fragments of the wine jar pinched by his left hand on the gap of the jar, the remaining cracks and the unfinished parts, the sloppy old Taoist took out two talismans, and spit out the back of one talisman. He spit, and pasted it in a cross shape on the gap, then picked up the bell from the ground and put it back in his cuff, came to the position where the mayor was again, pointed to the mayor, then pointed to the wine jar, After saying a few words, Wang Daoren walked towards the taxi where my fourth aunt and I were in after seeing the mayor kept nodding his head.

"Oh, you guys are so focused on watching, don't forget to buy tickets." The sloppy old man opened the rear door, and the first sentence he opened his mouth was actually this kind of words. I like this old man even more, it suits my appetite so much . "Old man, the younger generation is surprised to see your bones, you must be a martial arts genius, and the important task of maintaining justice and peace in the universe will be entrusted to you in the future!" As soon as I finished speaking, the fourth aunt gave me a brain, "How do you talk to the elders?" Well, it’s not big or small.” “Don’t do it, it really is the waves of the Yangtze River that push the waves ahead, I like this kid.” I didn’t expect the sloppy old man to help me speak, “One wave is stronger than one wave, and the front wave is exhausted. On the dead beach." I followed the sloppy and old-fashioned words to the poor, and the fourth aunt kept staring at me angrily. "Shall we go back?" Seeing that Sigu was a little angry, the driver hurried out to smooth things over, "Let's go!" After Wang Daoren sat down, Sigu directed the driver to drive back to his home.

Anyway, this sloppy old man is very powerful. The next day, the town posted a notice, and the fourth aunt took a copy and showed it to us. After reading it, everyone was half dead happy.The announcement is as follows: On the night of a certain month in 1x, a serious accident occurred at the construction site of a certain place in this town. After the accident, the town government attached great importance to it. Make every effort to search and rescue the trapped persons and rescue the wounded, find out the cause of the accident, actively do a good job in the aftermath, and pay attention to the safety of search and rescue personnel.The mayor of the town, XX, rushed to the scene of the accident to direct the rescue, and decided to activate the emergency plan, and then rushed to the town hospital overnight to visit the wounded, and then held a meeting of the town government non-stop to arrange the deployment of rescue and aftermath work. Secretary-General XX said in his speech Emphasized the need to conscientiously implement the instructions of the mayor and the secretary of the town committee, and asked to draw lessons from one example, and the whole town immediately carried out a major inspection of production safety.The town committee and town government set up an accident emergency response team headed by the mayor XX, which consisted of three working groups: on-site rescue, medical treatment, and aftermath treatment, and organized militia, joint defense team members, local people, engineering construction teams, and local people, etc. Nearly 30 people went all out to rescue the emergency. At present, the aftermath work on the scene is still going on intensely and orderly, and the mood of the surrounding people is stable.After nearly a night of hard work, the aftermath work has achieved an overall victory, and a large number of advanced collectives and individuals have emerged. The commendation conference is currently in progress.

After listening to Wang Daoren, he laughed, "This is almost stereotyped, it's really funny." After I listened to it, I also burst into laughter. The person who wrote the manuscript is really talented. It's like a simulcast, it's a crooked talent. "However, the matter was finally resolved satisfactorily. Your old sealed wine jar was arranged in a martyr's cemetery outside, which can be regarded as a consummation of merit." Wang Daoren did not make any comments after hearing what the fourth aunt had said, but instead teased me. : "Liu Layman always praises you for being talented. If you can make a couplet for the report just now, I will take you out for a stroll in the afternoon." As soon as Wang Daoren finished speaking, the fourth aunt immediately became alert, "What is going to happen? Is it?" "It's a small matter, a small matter." The old man twisted his beard that was almost yellow from the oil soup, and stared at me with his small eyeballs.

This little old man still underestimated me. In the Internet age, the information is exploding. Besides, I am very interested in these miscellaneous things. It is a bit exaggerated to say that I have an unforgettable memory, but I will definitely have an impression after reading it. Fake, my brain turned around, and then I opened my mouth and came: "Shanglian: Ten natural disasters, nine commendations, all eight shames are forgotten, let the seven orifices smoke, surprised June's injustice, stretched out five fingers to force donations, and acted everywhere , causing the wrath of the Three Realms, but the same as always, the first-class bastard. The second couplet: a group of people, two consecutive terms, clean up the third-rate goods, let the Quartet suffer, do things like five thunderbolts, act as if the six relatives do not recognize, July tyranny, suffer I've been spurned by all directions, I've always been a boss with nine heads, very shameless." "Okay!" The old Taoist applauded first, "A horizontal criticism." Then he asked me to make a horizontal criticism.Because I always like to say "If you are safe, it will be sunny." So after a little change, it becomes "If you are safe, it will be a disaster."

When I finished saying "If you are alive, it will be a disaster", the fourth aunt was also quite surprised, "Jia Shu, you can't talk nonsense about these words. If you put it in the past, it would be enough to shoot you a hundred times." Next time, did you hear that?" The fourth aunt warned me kindly, "Liu Jushi, since ancient times, heroes have been born as teenagers. If you are in our line of work, if you are timid, you will definitely not be successful in the future. I like this kid. , at least he can clearly see the pros and cons of the current situation, although he is rebellious, but it will not be a serious problem." The sloppy old man explained to the fourth aunt, "Since the king has given orders, I don't have much to say. During the period of staying with me, let Jia Shu accompany you." The fourth aunt seemed to kick me to the sloppy old man, as if I was a ball and could be kicked around.The sloppy old man didn't refuse, "It's so good." In a word, it was tantamount to accepting me directly.

to be continued