the last witcher

This article describes several stories during my high school entrance examination and before the end of the high school entrance examination to the start of high school. In order to prevent readers from confusing the stories, I hereby declare.

Because my homeroom teacher was still conscientious in the first and second grades of junior high school, so I hardly skipped classes in junior high school. In the third grade of junior high school, I was divided into key classes and ordinary classes according to my grades. I was assigned to an elite class.Although the head teacher was not very good, in order to be admitted to a key high school, I also gritted my teeth and insisted on going to school, listening carefully and avoiding skipping classes as much as possible.Since my parents were busy making money at the time, they didn't care about my studies at all. It was entirely up to me whether I went to school or not.After all, there are too many laid-off families around me. In order to give me a stable study condition, my parents were basically busy saving funds for my future, and in the third year of junior high, my grades were very unstable.Because I didn’t give gifts to the teachers in the third grade, almost all the teachers agreed that if I worked a little harder, the focus would be fine; if I didn’t work hard, at least I would be Pugao; Vocational high life.The most irritating thing is that they never treated me as a key student, and what is even worse is my parents. They think that I will definitely not be admitted to high school, because I have never reviewed the textbooks when I was at home. I read martial arts novels and comics, hehe!

I remember that on the day of the senior high school entrance examination, my parents paid special attention to it, and deliberately put down the business at hand and came to help me out.What I remember most clearly is that before the math test, I couldn’t remember a question type. It happened that there was a girl with good academic performance in our class one next to me. This article is tentatively named Yang.Moreover, this girl's mother is still a colleague of mine, so I hurriedly asked her how to answer this question, and the other party said something that I will never forget, "Why should I tell you, if you pass the exam, it will affect my grades. Ranking." From that moment on, this girl's name and related information were completely passed out of my mind, even if my current junior high school classmates talked about this person, my brain was blank, as if this person had never It's the same as appearing in my world, because I think it is a shame in my life to have an intersection with such people.

After the senior high school entrance examination, my parents, like everyone else, asked all kinds of questions, but I just didn’t want to talk about the specifics. They had no choice but to take me to eat dumplings. In the words of my mother, they just hoped that I would get away with it.Then I happily played until the moment when the list was released. Because I played too much, it was my mother's colleague who told my mother that the list was released that day.My mother went there in a nervous mood, and came back with a dark face. I had just returned from playing basketball. My mother called my father and arrived home at the same time, and then blocked me at home and began to train me.It turned out that my mother rode a bicycle to the gate of the No. [-] Middle School and saw the admission form posted on the wall. Then my mother went from bottom to top, from vocational high school to Pugao, and saw the first name in the Pugao column one by one. At that time, my name was not there, and I looked it over again, and there was still no me. My mother was desperate, so she called my father, and she was going to come back and give me men's singles, women's singles, and mixed men's and women's games.Seeing this situation, I quickly asked my mother if she had read the names in the key high school column, and my mother replied, "That's impossible!"

The old man was quite enlightened, and he took me and my mother to school together, and then found that my name was lying firmly in the key high school column, and the old man happily picked me up and swung me around.I let out a long sigh, finally I didn’t get beaten, now I’m my own (the girl who didn’t tell me how to solve the problem is a vocational high school girl, I’m so happy, and I got 149 points in the math test, ya only got me one fraction).Afterwards, I was so dazed that I almost didn't come back to sleep at night.In order to earn money, a high school raised the score line by 3 points, which just blocked me from the public fee line. I can miss key high schools, and I can get 90 yuan, which is [-] yuan less than self-funded students, but even if it is [-] yuan , In the Northeast family at the end of the [-]s, it was considered a huge sum of money.After receiving the news, my parents had a detailed talk with me and asked for my opinion. In my opinion, gold shines everywhere. If you have that money, it’s better for the old man and the old lady to go on a trip and be chic.My parents looked at me with strange eyes for the first time, and then I gave up my place in a key high school and went straight to an ordinary high school.

After determining the future direction, my parents gave me 500 yuan as a reward, and I took this huge sum of money and set foot on the bus bound for Shenyang with three classmates.The three students who went there are very fond of basketball, especially like Jordan and Pippen of the Bulls. At that time, almost all basketball players worshiped Jordan of the NBA. For us, he is like a god.So the few of us agreed to go to Shenyang to buy uniforms and sneakers for the Uniform Bulls.Since Liaoyang is close to 70 kilometers away from Shenyang, it takes an hour and a half to drive on the high speed, so the few of us gathered in the car to discuss the latest nba game.

While we were chatting vigorously, A Jian, a classmate who was near the window, called us, "Do you think the steel plate on the car fell off?" Looking in the direction he pointed, a large trailer pulling the steel plate was in front of us, pulling the steel plate. It was the rectangular steel plate, maybe it was not fixed well, and the second half of one piece of steel plate actually protruded by more than half a meter. "I'm a second-time Austrian, so I can't scratch us?" Another classmate A asked nervously. , "You crow's mouth, you can't say something good." I hurriedly interrupted him, "Yes, yes." Another classmate B also echoed.At this moment, a smuggled motorcycle drove up from the back of the bus. The reason why it was said to be smuggled was that the motorcycle was a kind of racing car, which could not be bought on the street, and the roar of the motor It sounds like it has been modified, and I don't know how the motorcycle got on the high speed.Just when the bus was side by side with the big trailer, the motorcycle started to overtake from the middle of the two cars, and there was a "pop" sound, and a layer of red mist spewed out from the top of the motorcycle. Look, I'm Tsao, a man without a head drove the motorcycle and continued to drive forward. When he turned his head and saw that the head wearing a motorcycle cap was firmly on the steel plate, the motorcycle drove several hundred meters Finally, it slipped and hit the surrounding barrier, but it didn't explode like a Hong Kong movie.

"I'm stupid!" Ah Jian was the first to see and yelled out. "Hey, I'll go!" "Ouch..." The rest of us also started arguing. After we called out, everyone in the car looked out, and then a vomiting party began in the car. This person had experienced a lot, so he was shocked at first, but he never vomited. However, the voices of people vomiting one after another seemed to be encouraging me to join their team, so I reluctantly joined them.After vomiting to the end, the bus had to drive into the service area and let the passengers go to the bathroom.To tell the truth, we are really not in the mood to go shopping, and many passengers have the same thoughts as us, so the driver communicated with the terminus and asked Shenyang to arrange a bus. After we got off the bus, we directly took the bus back to Xiangping. guest.

It was almost noon when we returned to Xiangping, and everyone lost their appetite, so they all dispersed.As a result, several of us received a call from Ajian's parents early the next morning. Ajian was the first classmate who saw the head that day.After I went there, I found out that Ah Jian started to talk nonsense at night, "Where is my body? Where is my body?" Then he kept looking for his body, and then hit his head against the wall. His family members pressed hard, and nothing happened. Son, it's strange to say that no matter how Ah Jian's parents called him at night, he just couldn't wake up, but he woke up just after dawn, but he didn't know anything about what happened last night.After the parents asked about what happened that day, they called us over early in the morning.After learning that there was nothing serious about us, Jian's parents looked very ugly.So Ah Jian's parents handed Ah Jian over to us to take care of him, and went out without saying anything.

After walking for more than three hours, Ah Jian's parents rented a van and brought A Jian and us to a Taoist temple (the predecessor of Tianxiang Temple), and let us all go in. The old Taoist inside The incense table and candlesticks have already been prepared, "I am Ciao, give my brother some exorcisms, this is it." I whispered to the others, "Amitabha." The classmate A beside me folded his hands and said, "I am Ciao, this It’s a Taoist temple, you 2b.” Another classmate b looked at the old man who was reciting the Buddha’s name and said, “I’ve never read Journey to the West, silly b.” Classmate b said to classmate a, “Then what do you think should be recited?” Classmate a Said, "Do you have to read me, me, me, me, me, me." Classmate B replied proudly, "I'm a second Olympic." Vocational high life. "You want to be Jigong, you stupid b." I scolded, "Infinite Heavenly Venerable." The old Taoist shouted a sentence that was equivalent to resolving the siege of these two heartless, and then talked with Ah Jian's parents for a while.

"Brothers, please come to the front of the incense table." The old Taoist greeted us, and we reluctantly walked to the designated place, and then the old Taoist took a mahogany sword and started to walk the Tiangang Beidou step. There are four talismans strung on the incense table. I was the closest and looked at the remaining talismans in front of the incense table. The talisman is divided into three parts. The first part is like a butterfly. On the butterfly is written "Jade Emperor Shouhuang x". x is a character I don’t know, on the left it says “Liu Ding Shen Jiang” and on the right it says “Liu Jia Shen Jiang” and underneath it is “干” but the word Zao and the last stroke of the character Qi are not straight. It ended after drawing a lot of small circles; in the middle is a diagram of eight diagrams, with characters written in accordance with the directions in all directions; at the bottom is a row of characters, which say something like a golden light, and the remaining words were really unknown at the time.There are two symbols at the bottom. On the left is a gang, and on the right is a western character. There is a spirit character under it. I don’t know what to read.I saw the old Taoist holding the sword in his right hand, and with a touch of his left hand, the four talismans actually burned by themselves. "Okay, okay, okay," the two 2bs actually applauded, I am sub-Ao, I really wanted to say that I didn't know them.The old Taoist pointed at us one by one with his sword with a dark face. The three of us were basically fine, but when we arrived at Ajian, he saw that Ajian’s face turned blue and then turned black. Seeing this, the old Taoist immediately pressed the peach wood sword on Ajian After muttering about it for a long time, Ah Jian's face turned from black to green, and then from green to pale. Finally, the old Taoist took the mahogany sword away from Ah Jian's forehead, and quickly put the mahogany sword into a black wine jar. He muttered something in his mouth, and finally sealed the mouth of the wine jar with red paper, and arranged for his disciples to put it away.

"Old man, teach me how to light a fire. I don't want to go to technical school anymore. Can I hang out with you?" I sang and asked the old Taoist, the old Taoist shook his head depressedly, and I shook my head depressedly, I thought to myself, if I learned these two tricks, I would dare to go to the square to set up a stall to deceive the old man and the old lady in the first place.When the old Taoist shook his head, he suddenly met my eyes, and immediately walked in front of me, "Wuliang Tianzun, is my brother interested in coming to live with me for a few days?" The old Taoist suddenly asked me, "Not interested." This time Instead I shook my head like a rattle, "Hey, the opportunity hasn't come yet, it's a pity, it's a pity." The old man said with a sigh, then called Ah Jian's parents and gave him a small red cloth bag to let Ah Jian Jian's parents took Ah Jian with him.Ajian's parents thanked him a lot and gave Lao Dao a wad of RMB. I took a quick look at at least 2000 yuan, and finally the few of us followed Ajian's parents in the car and left.

On the way back, these two idiots have been studying how to learn from a teacher, how to learn art, how to make money, and how to squander the money after earning it. I have been thinking about how to stay away from these two clowns.Ah Jian secretly opened the red cloth bag, which contained white rice and sliced ​​ginger. Of course, this was what Ah Jian told me later, and Ah Jian secretly tasted it, admiring it.After this time, Ah Jian has basically never had any accidents, but it is said that the two live treasures really went to find the old man, and they insisted on learning from others. The old man disagreed with 1 people for one reason, fearing that they would be alive. I was so angry, but I came and went again and again, these two bastards got angry, and actually sneaked to the Taoist temple in the middle of the night, and carried away the merit box in the Taoist temple. In the words of those two live treasures, if you don’t teach me, I can’t come in vain. Go empty, and use the money in the merit box to buy jerseys and sneakers.However, when playing ball, one sprained his ankle and swelled like a steamed bun, which led to being robbed by a senior gangster on the first day of school; Disharmony, acne all over the face, retribution ah retribution.In a blink of an eye, it's almost September, and I'm ready for my high school life.

to be continued