the last witcher

I'm thanking Brother Cao for coming out to smooth things over at a critical time, but what Brother Cao said next, I'm so angry that I didn't die. "If you feel that Jia Shu is deceiving his master and destroying his ancestors, you can beat him up, then drive him out of your sect, and let him join the Taoist master's sect." Grandma, old Cao, are you helping me?It’s obviously adding fuel to the flames. What do you mean by beating me up and kicking me out? I dare you to resist beatings with rough skin and thick flesh. The problem is that I can’t do it with my small body. If the fourth aunt really gets angry, it’s definitely not hello kitty. You are doing bad things with good intentions, I will wipe it!

"Haha!" I was scolding my mother here, and the old Taoist over there laughed loudly, and the tense face of the fourth aunt was also relaxed by Brother Cao's words.

This is a rare opportunity, taking advantage of Fourth Aunt not being angry, I hurriedly changed the subject, "Then Wang Daoist, what happened back then, can you tell us juniors?" See, this is me The wise point, timely change the topic, to avoid continuing to talk about it will get angry.

The old Taoist looked at me, heaved a long sigh, looked at the fourth aunt, and said: "The poor Taoist didn't want to talk about it at first, and was going to take it to the coffin, but today I brought this doll to deal with the last pair of dead souls, so let me know what to do." I have to teach these juniors a lesson, after all, I don't want them to have trouble in the future." "What happened?" Fourth Aunt asked with concern, it can be seen that Fourth Aunt still cares about me a lot . "What can happen, isn't it your precious apprentice? Listen to me and tell you in detail." After saying this, the sloppy Taoist told the truth of what happened today to everyone present. Teasing shrews and letting the girls piss caused everyone to laugh, but when it came to Xiaomei and that boy, the old way changed the subject, which made me break out in a cold sweat.

"At that time, the resentment was already black, and although the obsession became transparent, after all, these two dead souls have stayed in the world for so many years. Layman Liu, you also know that if the soul of resentment and the soul of obsession flare up, the How terrifying." After seeing Si Gu nodding, the Taoist continued: "But you, precious apprentice, actually recited a poem to others, do you think this child is a little careless?" After listening to Si Gu, he nodded again. , I was stunned, "What's even more awesome is that after those two souls listened to your apprentice's poems, they didn't need me to save them, but directly entered reincarnation. What do you think is your apprentice's ability?" As soon as I fell, the fourth aunt hurriedly asked me if it was true. I thought to myself that this was the case, so I nodded in agreement without hiding anything, but what I got in return was an extremely angry reprimand from the fourth aunt.

"Why are you so ignorant, kid? When you go out with the king, is it your turn to make a move? Besides, do you know how terrible the dead soul with resentment is? Do you know that the dead soul with obsession is the easiest to hurt people? Anything If you don’t know, you dare to meddle in other people’s business. Do you think you are a nine-life cat? Do you dare to do it again next time?” The fourth aunt became more and more angry as she spoke, and she picked up the broom behind the door and wanted to beat me up. I got up and came over to persuade the fourth aunt, while I hid behind Brother Cao, and the sloppy Taoist watched the fun, good guy, it was a mess at that time, a typical chicken flying dog jumping!

On my side, I bowed and apologized, and it took me a lot of effort to calm down Sigu's anger.After the sloppy Taoist saw that the fourth aunt was calm, he continued to preach calmly: "A newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, but you have to know that children like you are the most afraid of us in this industry. It is a good thing to dare to dare, but blindly It depends on luck, sooner or later you will harm others and yourself." Seeing me listening there obediently, the old man cast a childish look, and then continued: "In your city, as far as I know, there are a few people who you can't mess with. Please be careful when you meet the two of you.” Brother Cao and I both nodded to accept the old man’s kindness, “The first one is the carp spirit in Tanghe Reservoir. This carp has been cultivated for some years. Tanghe The shrimp, soldiers and crabs in the reservoir are all under its control, so don’t mess with it, or you can’t expect to be able to swim in the river in this life.” Lao Cao’s head is like a chicken chopping rice, I don’t think so, do you have to go to the river to swim? ?Isn’t there a place called a swimming pool? The old man probably saw what I was thinking and pointed at me. I quickly pretended to be educated, and the old man continued to say: “The second thing you can’t mess with is the White Tower. The giant python monster in the book, this giant python monster can at least have practiced for thousands of years, as long as the opportunity is right, it can transform into a dragon, no matter how bad it is, it can also transform into a dragon, so absolutely don't mess with it."

The old Taoist had just finished talking about the giant python in the White Tower, and Lao Cao and I both looked heavy. After we looked at each other, Lao Cao first asked: "Master Wang, I heard from my ancestors that there was a snake in the White Tower in this city back then. There is a big python that feeds on the birds outside the tower, is this legend true?" "It is true!" Brother Cao was surprised by the old man's answer, after all, the local people have always taken this as a leisurely meal It's a joke, but I didn't expect it to be true. "Then let me ask you something, Daoist. At the time, the chief of our old Baita police station went home drunk and bumped into a wall, and fell on his back. When he got up, he found that the wall could actually move, and it was huge." In summer, when I touched the wall, it was icy cold, and I was terrified by the director. After sobering up, everyone said that the wall was the boa constrictor in the White Tower. Is this true?" "It is also true." Simple answer to my question.Oh, buy a confession, after listening to the old man's answer, it seems that all the folklore is not groundless, and has a certain factual basis. After I go back, I will read more books on folklore, so as not to offend any spiritual things , this is no joke.

After seeing that we both finished asking questions, the sloppy old man continued: "The third person you should not mess with is Wang Bajing in Taizihe. This is the subordinate of Taizihe River God. He is on the right path. Sooner or later he will be able to complete his merits and virtues and become a fairy family. So don't mess with it."

No wonder when I was young, my old man always said that people of the older generation had seen a big bastard in the Taizi River, which looked like a small boat. Ox-nosed old man asked clearly, it's so interesting.

"The fourth one is the rat spirit on Gongchangling Mountain. It's not the kind of mouse you usually see. It's a kind of field mouse that worships the moon. But this mouse's spiritual practice is still shallow, and it hasn't done anything harmful. So you two, don't disturb others' cultivation." The last sentence is enough to show that this old Taoist understands both of us better, hehe, I will try not to disturb it.

to be continued