the last witcher

The sound of the train wheels rubbing against the rails made me recall frantically, from the time I met Wang Yan to my high school, and then my heart ached inexplicably, and I knew that I began to miss my third child again.

This article is more strictly a biography. It introduces the third child in my university dormitory. I will mention this person in many subsequent stories.The third child's surname is Zhou, and Jianguo is a pseudonym.Because among the people who can really affect me in my life, except for some relatives, this person has made great contributions, so I specially took out a chapter to explain the life of the third child clearly.

Let’s briefly describe his identity and background first, and then based on a few things that happened, let the judges understand Jianguo’s character better. The benevolent sees the benevolent and the wise see the wisdom. In short, don’t make bricks.

It was the first time I took the train to report to Imperial University. When I came out of the train station in Imperial Capital, I touched my shriveled pockets. After removing the tuition fees, there was still 30 yuan and [-] cents left in it. This is all that was left after I broke up with my family. funds.Of course I still have two quilts, one winter quilt, one summer quilt, plus some change of clothes.

The imperial capital is so big!Out of the train station, I walked for more than six hours, basically relying on inquiries, despise some people in the imperial capital, too xenophobic, 30% of the directions pointed to me were wrong or even opposite, when I was about to collapse , I finally found the university I reported to.The luxury cars at the entrance blinded my eyes, the absolute car show, but the lack of car models, until now I opened a wedding company, I still don't recognize the logos of some cars at that time.After all, it is a freshman report, and 99.999% of parents attach great importance to it, but I am the only child in that 0.001% family.

Reporting with the admission notice, paying fees, etc., ignoring the discussion, until the dormitory was assigned, I finally had a place in the capital. There were three other people in the same dormitory: the eldest (by age) Tian Jian (pseudonym) - from Heilongjiang, because they are all from the Northeast, so we hit it off immediately, and we quickly became friends with me. My brother who gave birth to a precious son last year, how are you now?The second child, Zhang Wei (pseudonym), is from Sichuan, a typical academic master, but there are language barriers to speaking with her. We didn't play together until the other party could speak some Sichuan Mandarin that I could understand.Dude, don’t be alone, just find a good person and you can make do with it; Zhou Jianguo (pseudonym)—from the imperial capital, I have never seen such a poor person in my life, and it is the kind of poverty that has depth, height, and realm. , any matter that comes to his mouth, he can make you laugh, but also make you sad, this talent is so high, I will never be able to match it in my life.Tieci set out my background on the first day. Since buying me the first meal for free, I have taken care of my brother for three years. I miss you very much. Sometimes I can dream of you in my dreams. You have to live in another The world is tight or something, remember to entrust me with a dream, little brother, I will definitely send money over there, and I will continue to be your fan in the next life.

"I'm second, Nimabi's is pig food." After a week of school, the boss finally couldn't stand the food in the cafeteria. "Male Pi, you don't even understand what you're asking for, you're talking nonsense all day long, a pig eats a hammer, it's obviously hogwash, the cook's head must have been ripped off, he must be a yellow stick." The second child opened his mouth, no I can understand a sentence, but it should mean that the food is too bad, and then he is scolding the chef. "Your family's pig food has such a high hat on its head. Hey, I told my brothers that the color, aroma, and taste of our food are not reliable. If you want to eat authentic food, go to my house. Tomorrow Saturday, the old lady will make small dumplings with leeks and a bag of meat, who will sign up for it?" The third child just finished signing up, and the three of us raised our hands at the same time, and the eldest exaggeratedly raised his limbs high High. "Hey, hey, youngest (I'm the youngest in the dormitory), can you stop eating when you raise your hand? Is that something that people eat?" The meal that came back from the phone call ran on me there. "If you don't eat it, I'll eat it all." I said while eating, hey, people are poor and have short ambitions, but horses are thin and long haired. For me at that time, some food was good, so how dare I pick and choose? . "You were born by a starving ghost in your last life." The third child continued to run on me, "I'm sub-O, if I didn't see how delicious your food was every time I ate, I wouldn't dare to recall this pig food. I ate it almost for a while It's a week." The boss said and started to eat, "I'll finish it in a few minutes, my dumplings." The second child closed his eyes and started to eat, it seemed that what he ate was dumplings.

It was Saturday in a blink of an eye, and we all came to the old three's house with excitement. Hey, the house price of a four-bedroom, two-living room with a loft, Nima, the imperial capital, is too cheap, I thought to myself.The two brothers must have seen the "big world", looking here and there, and almost took a piece of the wall belt back to collect it. "Hey...hey...hey, have you seen enough? You've seen enough to wash your hands and help, but you don't know how to get enough food and clothing by yourself." The third child is the most obnoxious at this point, and always speaks to us in a condescending tone, which seems to be late I just found out that they do have this capital, but I really didn't get used to it at the beginning.

"Oh, Jianguo's classmates are here, don't listen to Jianguo, play with yours, Wu Ma, you get some fruit and drinks for these little classmates." His mother looked at most 30 years old. If it weren't for the crow's feet around the eyes and the fine wrinkles on the neck, I would never believe that the woman in front of me was Jianguo's mother.After all, when I reported for duty, I went there relatively late, and I didn't see Jianguo's family with my own eyes, so the two brothers were no strangers to it.

"What are you playing, Jia Shu will follow me, you two go make dumplings." The third child said impatiently, because he knew my situation, the third child has always taken special care of me, from this experience, I learned to show myself It is short, with the principle of great profit. "I'm quite out of class, so I'll work with Jia Shu." The second child said to the third child with mischievous eyebrows, "What's wrong with bullying people, I'm not bad at looking at my physical strength." The third child said with a blank look. "Aunt Wu, don't be too busy. These brothers have left their stomachs for last night, and they are waiting for this meal. You can do your work." The third child said to Aunt Wu who came over with a fruit plate.Aunt Wu smiled at me, put the fruit plate on the coffee table, and went about her own business.

"Okay, I have a nanny." I poked the third child and said, "What nanny, Aunt Wu is my nanny. I grew up on other people's milk, and my family registered here for her. You can go before you speak. Use your brain." The third child gave me a blank look and answered me in a low voice, I poked my tongue out, this damn good fellow. "Robbery!" The boss took out a nail clipper and gestured at the third child. The second child gave me a look. "Hey, your uncle, where did you touch it? Believe it or not, the little master threw it down here for you? Hey, hey, I still touch it." The third child seems to have never been soft in my memory, and this time is no exception. Bullied, but hard on the mouth.

"Which of you guys know how to roll dumpling wrappers? Come and help me." Jianguo's mother shouted at us, "Let's go." We threw the third child on the sofa and rushed to the kitchen quickly. Unsteadily followed, "Have you guys washed your hands? Hurry up and wash your hands." After urging us to wash our hands, the brothers joined the team of rolling dumpling wrappers.

I admire the third child very much. Among the four of us, the skin he rolled out is the most decent. The boss rolls the skin and adds some sugar. It is definitely a sugar cake; the skin rolled by the second child looks like that. It's a bit translucent, and I guess after walking in the pot for a while, all the dumpling skins and meatballs in the pot come out; I threw it out, so I nestled comfortably on the sofa in the living room, eating fruit, drinking a drink and watching TV-I'm too bad, hehe.

The third child discovered my little trick in a short while, and threw me a few heads of freshly picked garlic, and asked me to eat it with fruit.Hey, I live under the fence, so I have to watch TV while peeling garlic.But after this time, the third child's parents took special care of me, not because I was in a difficult life at the time, but because eating was a test for the third child's family.Later, the third child said this, "My mother said that among these classmates, Jia Shu is the one who can be made." "How do you know it?" From the moment you entered the door to the time you finished eating, you didn’t deliberately hide anything. It’s not like the boss who loves to eat garlic, but is afraid of bad breath, so he eats less. It’s also not like the second brother, who pretends to retch after knowing the ingredients. Very good." The third child began to talk about his mother's and his own analysis, "Secondly, you are a person who focuses on the present. When you know the ingredients, you are very calm. In the words of my old lady, you belong to the kind And those who don't change their face, since it happened, face it calmly. In the end, you know what you can do and what you can't do. This is the most precious thing, that is, people have self-knowledge and know that they can't make dumplings. Pi, it’s better not to add to the chaos, and cleverly keep myself out of it, I have to learn from you.” The third child elaborated on his mother’s and his own views in detail, and I hid my surprise with a chuckle. It was a meal, and it was entirely because the third child's family members were observing the classmates around him, and even testing these people.

When it was time to eat, a total of six heads of garlic were brought to me. I counted the number of people, peeled three heads of garlic, put the peeled garlic into a small cloisonné bowl, and brought it to the table.Aunt Wu brought us several kinds of soy sauce and seasoned vinegar, as well as soft drinks and red wine. After the mother of the third child brought the last drawer of dumplings, we all took the chopsticks and waited for the mother of the third child to eat first, because This is the most basic etiquette, and the third child has repeatedly emphasized it before coming.

"I very much welcome the little students from Jianguo to visit our home today. I hope that you can help and learn from each other in your future life. From classmates to friends, from friends to confidants, for friendship, come and cheers!" After finishing speaking, The mother of the third child raised the wine glass in her hand, and we also raised our glasses at the same time, "Friendship lasts forever." I said, "Dumplings are just wine, the more you eat, the more you eat." The boss said, "Cheers." The second child said, "Brother How many are still poor, aren’t they hungry?” The third child asked how many of us. "Cheers!" Our aunts and Aunt Wu clinked glasses together.

"You're definitely making this shit, it's all skin." I pointed to the half-eaten dumplings on the chopsticks and said to the boss, "That's better than the second one, at least my dumplings still have some stuffing in them. "The boss replied, "The matter of rolling the skin is over." The second child replied, "You can't stop your mouths even if you eat." The third child hinted that we should not say a few words.

If I remember correctly, it was the most delicious dumpling I have ever eaten. Although I have eaten dumplings with different fillings with the boss (boss) of the company later, I have even eaten dumplings with this filling, but there is nothing like this. It was delicious for the first time.At that time, the big steamer was used, the kind with three steamers in one pot. The four of us ate at least one pot each, which is enough to prove how bad the food in the university cafeteria is.

Applying the current Zhen Huan style, I think the meal at that time should be said like this: "Today at noon, Sanbeile's mother is the host, and the sea-blue leeks are dotted with red and white minced meat, wrapped in white dough, really We have shallow eyelids, so we were happy like something, and each begged for a few drawers. Although we know that this is a good thing, we also know that eating too much can't digest it, but we can catch up with those in the cafeteria. I don’t like the taste, this time I paired it with the apple cider vinegar that I just paid tribute, and mixed it with the extremely fresh taste, dipped in the wine, the taste is really good, so I chewed more and wrapped it up.” Applause is needed here ^ -^

After drinking and eating, the mother of the third child accompanied us to chat, and easily dug out the eight generations of our three ancestors from the ancestral grave, then changed the topic, and put them back. I have to admire her conversation skills , In just a few words, my generation and other personal information are all wiped out.

In the evening, the boss’ intention was to spend the night at the third child’s house, but the third child refused to let him live or die. He insisted that there was an important matter that required us to go back to the dormitory. After picking up a few pockets, I went back to the dormitory.

"What's the important thing? It's not that I dislike my brothers living in your house and dirtying your bed." As soon as the boss returned to the dormitory, he opened his mouth and questioned the third child at the first sentence. Didn't say it, I thought so too. "Guess what's the filling in today's dumplings?" The third child looked around and asked us to guess what the filling was. I had a feeling when I ate it, especially when the third mother was so young. There is a possibility of this, and listening to the third question again, I confirmed my feeling even more, so I lay down next to the third ear and said a few words to him softly.After the third child heard this, he raised his thumb and said, "Niuuuuu!" Then he looked at the other two men viciously.

"It's stuffed with leeks." The boss answered first, and the second child nodded in agreement. "Do you dare to eat human flesh?" I thought that the two hammers might not be able to guess, so I gave a hint.The boss began to turn up the sour water, "You son of a bitch, find a hammer." The second child also became alert, after all, he was admitted to the university of the imperial capital by virtue of his strength, and he could basically know any hints.

"Hey, isn't it delicious?" The third child began to run on them again. "Don't tease them," I said with a glance at the third child. Before I finished speaking, the two bastards breathed a sigh of relief, "Isn't it the placenta of the baby!" I gave the answer. "Ouch..." The boss sprayed the second child's face, and the second child touched the mixture on his face, struggling for about ten seconds, "Ouch..." The difference is that the boss really vomited out, and the second child retched all night . "What a waste, I don't know that waste is a crime." I don't care if I eat placenta, it's ok if it tastes good, but when I see the vomit coming out of the nose from the boss, my stomach also twitches, and the third child When I said the placenta, I turned around and disappeared outside the bedroom door.After I was ravaged by them, I ran to the next bedroom and spent the night.

Now that the story of the dumpling is over, what kind of person is the third child?

Vicious