the last witcher

Since I lived in the same dormitory with the third child, I slowly walked into his personal emotional life through the summary of the third child's narration every day.Sometimes, he even directly participated in the relationship between the third child and his current girlfriend.Generally speaking, the third child is the best candidate to be a lover and the least worrying type to be a husband.Let’s start with appearance. After all, people nowadays judge people by their looks first, which is the legendary saying of judging people by their appearance, including me.The third child is about the same height as me, about 1.7 meters [-], with a square face, thick eyebrows, small eyes, big ears, and not thick lips, but he often wears men's lip balm, so he looks very full and sensual. There is a saying that is good , Only those who treat themselves well will treat others better. It seems that the third child is following this sentence.

In addition to the family background of the third child, the household registration of the imperial capital, the uninhibited personality, the good adaptability and the eloquence of Baolong Xing in "Nine Pins of Sesame Officials", and the sensational effect caused by the brawl in the school, he To be the best candidate for some women in the school, alas!Man's fate is predestined by God, and I wait for a little girl to be envious, jealous, and hateful.

Girls who can enter the third eye need to have the following characteristics: first, have independent thinking ability, and must have their own opinions when dealing with everything. , to have a talent in a certain aspect, whether it is art, cooking, or other aspects, the girl must have some kind of specialty or talent that can be used, and this talent must be able to attract others, that is, have Specialty women; third, have good self-cultivation. My understanding of this article is that as a woman, you can be angry, you can even swear at others, and even when you can't bear it, you can fight with your hands, but you need to have the kind of pity to be angry Swearing should at least be free of swear words, which can make the other party have endless aftertaste and lifelong insights. As for beating, one must be able to give reasons, show characteristics, and play differently. This is also cultivated. Female; fourth, the proportions of the facial features and the proportions of the various body parts should be coordinated, the face is good-looking, and the figure conforms to the aesthetics of modern men. Or Sister Furong's new type, big ass, round face, thick waist and short legs, or Sister Feng's kind of shameless woman who can eat her own fist and claims to know hundreds of years later, Basically, it is not considered; fifth, we must have basic social knowledge and the spirit of advancing with the times, dare to accept new things, rather than stagnate, we do not need women to know astronomy, geography, three teachings, Poems, books, rituals and music, know everything, but at least you have to talk about Zhuge Liang, at least know that he is a character in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", not a demon in Japanese comics, and you must know the left hand fork and the right hand when eating Western food. Knife, even if you don’t know how to use it, it doesn’t matter. A good car is judged by the cost performance of the car, not by the logo on the front of the car or the price of the car, or Quentin Tarantino, James When it comes to Cameron, you need to know that they are directors. When talking about Mel Gibson, Keanu Reeves, and Nicolas Cage, you need to know that they are actors. When talking about Vitas and Nightwish , you know the singer and the band.At least from my point of view, the above-mentioned things are the most basic things, you don’t have to care about them, but at least you need to know what topics we talk about when we chat, and that’s enough.

However, more than [-]% of the girls who are with the third child have motives that are not pure, which I can understand.After all, compared to the people in the imperial capital, I am considered a foreign population, so I am very clear about the thoughts of this kind of girls.Uncle Zhou said earlier about the advantages and disadvantages of several generations of leaders in managing the country. At this stage, maximizing benefits, laughing at the poor and not laughing at prostitutes have become the characteristics of the times, especially the women who can come to the imperial capital to study, most of them are smart For a young woman, finding a man like the third child as her lifelong partner is definitely the best way to step into a wealthy family in one step, and it is also the fastest and most effective way.

Here I briefly state my personal views on men and women.In my opinion, women are only divided into two types: smart and stupid, but very few mediocre ones; while men tend to be mostly mediocre, with very few extremely smart and extremely stupid ones.I always think this is the biggest joke the Creator has played on us.Therefore, these smart women know how to stand on the shoulders of giants and use the shoulders as a starting point to maximize the fastest and most effective benefits.I personally don't object to them doing this, but I don't agree either, after all, it's their own choice and has nothing to do with me.

From the freshman years of our brothers, the third child was the first guy in our dormitory who was ready to move, maybe it was someone else's territory, anyway, he was stronger than us outsiders.It's a pity that the first-year juniors were all scammed away by the senior boys as soon as they entered the school, and the third child also waited for substantial progress with Wang Yan before starting to get out of control.If it is said that drugs are addictive, then men who have tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time will also be addicted to this aspect, especially the young men in their 20s. are inseparable.Since the third child and Wang Yan have been lingering for several months, the third child has deeply felt the hardship and pain of a long-distance relationship, so he broke up quickly and quickly. Within three days of the breakup, there was a newcomer here immediately. , I don't know if it's lucky or sad.Of course, everyone looks at this issue differently because of their different positions.The boss had a long talk with the third brother about this matter, but it didn't seem to have any effect. The third child still did his own thing. Between brothers and women, the boss chose a brother; What to say, I can only say a few words; the second child, who is still unmarried, has no say in this matter.

I summed up the characteristics of the third child's treatment of each girlfriend, and came to the conclusion that the third child is suitable to be a lover, but not a husband.Then I analyzed it in detail and came to the following conclusions:

First, the third child treats every current girlfriend with special affection.As long as you are my woman now, I will give [-]% of my love to you alone. When walking on the street, I only have eyes for you. No matter how charming and charming the girl passing by is, The third child's eyes will only be fixed on his girlfriend, and he will never look at her.

Second, the third child is full of mystery and freshness in front of his lover.The topics he talks to you and the things he starts to do all the time are all for his current girlfriend, some are sweet traps, some are romantic surprises, some are little secrets between lovers, and some are petty bourgeoisie Small and fresh.On birthdays, use candles to design various patterns for girlfriends in ktv; when girlfriends have no classes, bring camping equipment at night, go out to light bonfires, live in tents, and count stars; when shopping, play some ambiguous games; A cup of iced coffee in summer, a pot of soup in winter... All of the above makes his current girlfriend never know what the third child is thinking and what he is going to do next, maybe the third child was coaxing you yesterday Playing, I will propose a breakup today, but the reasons for the breakup can be accepted by these girls, which I admire very much.As a result, many girls who left their third child were unable to get out of the shadow of broken love for a long time.

Third, spend a lot of money without expecting anything in return.As I mentioned above, the latest mobile phone that the youngest bought for one of his girlfriends, the other party just stopped for a while when they were shopping with the youngest at the mobile phone counter. Xixing didn't show it, but the next day, she gave the object she missed in her eyes to the other party in the form of a gift.And in the relationship, the third child can always remember the other party's birthday, the number of days of dating, each specific festival, the origin of the festival... things that especially test the memory of men.Even as long as the third child likes it, every day in the relationship is a festival for the two of them. The third child will give each other some gifts in different ways, and take the other party to visit some unique places and snack stalls in the imperial capital.Anyway, the purse of the third child was always empty in the later stage, which caused me, who was not rich at all, to often help him through one economic crisis after another.

Fourth, the breakup is decisive and will not be procrastinated.Once the third child is ready to end a relationship, he will inform the other party in the shortest possible time, and then leave without any nostalgia, absolutely never turning back.I appreciate the third child very much for this, because doing so will allow the other party to come out quickly without both of them being too entangled.

I really can't remember exactly how many girlfriends the third child has had, but the third child can count them all.Until I started working and left the third child's dormitory, the number of girlfriends I knew about the third child was no less than twenty.The longest time was Wang Yan's time, which lasted for more than two months. The shortest time was less than a week from the time I realized the breakup. Due to the frequent changes, I can hardly remember who it was.If you say that the third child is promiscuous, I think it is wrong, because he is very devoted to every girl; In the world, there must be something hidden from me, but he won't tell it, and it's hard for me to inquire about it. Now this secret is accompanied by the third child, sleeping in the ground forever.

to be continued