the last witcher

"Jia Shu, I'm not talking about you. What's wrong with you recently? Look at your unkempt face, unshaven beard, bloodshot eyes, and disheveled clothes. You don't look like a master of ceremonies. Go to the bathroom to tidy up. How can you see people like this? Huh?" Brother Cao jumped to conclusions without knowing what happened, but at least he had a good starting point.

"Thank you Brother Cao." After thinking that the fourth aunt came over after a while, it was really impolite to look like this, so I asked Brother Cao to help me look after the store, and I turned and went to the bathroom.

In the bathroom, I'm facing the mirror, damn it!Who is that in the mirror?It’s too sloppy. What Brother Cao just said is not only not too much, but I feel that what he said is light. Look at those two dead fish eyes, they look listless as if they haven’t woken up; look at the eye sockets, deep Deep caved in, blue all around, absolute loss of both vitality and blood; the beard, the two temples are connected together, it looks like a haircut, is this damn me?

I'm Jia Shu, a wedding master of ceremonies, I must pay attention to my image.Turn out the bath basket, pack the toiletries, and take advantage of Si Gu not coming here, why the hell should I go take a shower.

The big brother who took a bath today definitely worked hard, chatting with the two of us, and I don't know who started the topic, so we talked about nausea.

The elder brother said while rubbing: "Little brother, you don't know. I gave a grandson a bath for a while, and after rubbing it, I ran to the bathroom. Before I ran to the bathroom, the shit was like yellow mist. It came out..."

"Brother, stop, I gave you the cigarette you were smoking outside." I felt nauseous for a while, this brother remembered the feces spraying incident clearly, and seemed to have forgotten that I was the first one to run away up.

"Oh, then I have to give you a good scrub, you are lying down." When the elder brother heard that he had met the victim, the strength in his hands increased by [-]%. Go, Haoxuan didn't burn me to death, it seems that the skin on my body was rubbed off by that big brother.

When I came back to the store after washing clean, Si Gu had already been waiting in the store. Fortunately, I took a shower, otherwise Si Gu would definitely think that something serious happened to me from the sloppy appearance of me just now.

"Your kid took a life, do you know?" Fourth Aunt said to me while shaking the wrapping cloth in her hand.

I really don't know, I was so hot just now that I was so bald, my whole body was red, like a monkey's butt, I almost forgot what happened in the dream, so I could only shake my head helplessly.

"Have you read this book?" I nodded,

"Did you take the things?" I continued to nod,

"You're really capable. You don't learn from the good, but you learn from the bad. Are you trying to piss me off?" After the fourth aunt finished yelling, she started looking for guys. It seemed that I was going to suffer from flesh and blood today.

How else can you say that being kind to others is being kind to yourself? In order to repay the job I just gave him, Brother Cao hurriedly handed over the pillow on the sofa. He is really a good brother of mine.

The fourth aunt took the pillow and threw me a slap in the face. Fortunately, it was made of Pengjiao Mian. If this nima was made of other materials, my head would not be blown by the fourth aunt.

I stood there motionless, letting my fourth aunt beat me until it didn't hurt or itch, ho ho!After Si Gu's tone disappeared, I asked, "Si Gu, what's going on?"

"What's going on? Jia Shu, you've been through your whole life, do you know that?" Fourth Aunt threw the pillow aside and said to me seriously.

"I don't know." I said honestly.

"Flowers are not flowers, dreams are not dreams, flowers are like dreams, dreams are like flowers, there are flowers in dreams, flowers bloom like dreams; hearts are not hearts, mirrors are not mirrors, hearts are like mirrors, mirrors are like hearts, and hearts in mirrors are like mirrors. "The fourth aunt actually read a couplet.

I can understand that the first couplet is like a dream, and the second couplet is like a heart like a mirror. If I wrote the horizontal comment, it would definitely be: everything is empty.But Lao Cao didn't understand. He looked at Fourth Aunt with a big mouth, afraid that the other party would continue to beat me.

"This is what an elder of mine left to my master. He calculated that my master's descendants would surely suffer this disaster, so he made a seal on the parcel cloth early on. When the parcel was opened, the seal was lifted. That person You will experience something in a certain period of time in the future, which is what you call a dream." Fourth Aunt explained to me bitterly.

"Si Gu, if it's a dream, how did you say it was a lifetime?" I asked puzzled.

"That's not a dream. Everything that happened is real. If you don't repent, what happened will continue. It is impossible for you and me to meet here. Do you understand?" Fourth Aunt said It's so messy, there's no logic at all.

"Understood." It seemed that it took me a long time to understand what Fourth Aunt was talking about.

"In the event that happened, you were already dead, but at the last moment you were able to abandon evil and do good, and you were able to resolve this calamity, which is enough to show that you are really the reincarnation of a child Buddha. And only the bhikkhu monk who has nine lives and nine lives can Turning into an arhat, you have gained a lifetime of cultivation out of thin air, which can be considered your good fortune, alas! It is a blessing or a disaster, and it is a disaster that cannot be avoided. I don’t know whether teaching you skills will help you or hurt you.” Four After the aunt finished speaking, she sat down on the computer chair limply, looked at the book in her hand, and stopped talking.

"Fourth aunt, I was wrong." I tried my best to make my words more sincere, but I was so used to it that I didn't have any convincing power in what I said, at least I couldn't even feel the sincerity.

"Si Gu, drink water, Si Gu, drink water!" Brother Cao took a glass of water for Si Gu while I was talking and handed it over.

"Jia Shu, it's Si Gu's fault that Si Gu hit you, Si Gu apologizes to you." Si Gu seemed a little guilty,

"Don't tell me, it's only natural for a master to beat his apprentice." Anyway, he didn't hurt me, so I quickly took the conversation.

"Si Gu is getting old, and sooner or later all the things in my warehouse will belong to you. Si Gu just hopes that you can carry forward the inheritance of my generation. The reason why I don't give it to you now is that you have too little experience and are impatient. , there are some things in it that not only won’t help you, but will actually hurt you; secondly, there are some things that I’m not sure about using. But after this incident, if you want to use anything, just come to Si Gu’s and get it. Four Gu also sees it, some things cannot be avoided, you are the fate of causing trouble, and I am the master who will deal with the aftermath for you."

After the fourth aunt finished speaking, she stood up staggeringly, and just put away the ancient book and the wrapping cloth, "I'm going back, this book is not suitable for you for the time being, I will give it to you when you are calmer." You, as for the other items, you can figure it out yourself."

"Damn it, Fourth Aunt, take those things back, I beg you." I dumped all the washing utensils in the bath basket on the ground, and put all the things that came out of Fourth Aunt's place in the Inside the bath basket, take two steps to stick to Si Gu, and stuff the bath basket into Si Gu's hands.

"Hey!" Fourth Aunt looked at the bath basket in her hand, then at Lao Cao and me, sighed, and left helplessly.

to be continued