the last witcher

"Brother, you haven't lived a hard life. Think about it, your brother and I didn't have a penny on us back then. We didn't eat the next meal. It was a miserable life. It's not like the small life we ​​are living now. It's so nourishing." Brother Cao always likes to recall bitterness and sweetness.

"Stop it, Brother Cao, when I was studying in college, I was no better than you. I went to the Dongzhimen Triangle in the early morning to catch the morning market, went to Shilihe at noon to catch the afternoon market, and in the afternoon I had to go to Shuizhuolzi Road to catch the evening market. , What Xiushui, Xidan, we have all gone to practice the street stalls, we are fifty steps laughing at a hundred steps, no one can talk about each other." I guess I found out that this is the most interesting thing for Chinese people, and they like to compare who eats. It's a lot of suffering, the f*cking thing is that one end counts the other, as long as you are familiar with it, once you talk about how to be happy now, the next sentence will definitely rely on it, every time, it's amazing!

"The problem is that your parents are in good condition!" Brother Cao was at a loss for words, and actually came up with such a sentence for me.

"Brother Cao, it belongs to my parents. It has a dime relationship with me. I have never had any ideas about my parents." I replied contemptuously,

"You are the only child in your family. Sooner or later, it will be yours. Besides, such a large property is enough for you to live for a lifetime." Brother Cao began to envy and hate again.

"Fuck, why don't you keep talking about what Lao Yu is going to do with his shovel." I really hate Brother Cao's point of view, and I despise it from the bottom of my heart.

Indeed, in this society, there are many children who live their lives by their parents, that is, our so-called gnawing elders. I have also met many of them, and the strangest one is the young man I met when my wedding shop opened.

I brought a girl who was six months pregnant to make a wedding appointment. Since I just opened the store, I have no experience. I just asked the other party what equipment they need to use, and I didn't communicate with her about his family at all.

It turned out that the bartender and the girl’s mother were colleagues, and after the grandson left, the bartender told me that this kid was so picky, he was the kind who had to lick his fingers after going to the toilet, for fear Miserable master.

Now the family of four is pointing at his father to go out riding a rickshaw to earn those two hard money to live. Although this kid can do some haircut skills, he just stays at home and plays computer games. His wife is about to give birth, so he has to hold a wedding , I don't even have a marriage certificate, because I'm afraid of spending money.

Hey, I'll go, I didn't believe it at first. After all, I and the grandson are not on the same level. Later, the kid brought his wife to me to discuss the details. What the teacher said is exactly the same.

His daughter-in-law hopes that the house will be heated when she moves back to the house for renovation, and she is afraid of the cold in winter.The grandson’s explanation is that the geothermal heat is very dusty, and there is no radiator. If you are afraid of the cold, you can just wear a few more clothes. At that time, my nose was crooked. This girl kicked out.

It is said that this girl is still so aggressive now, and the whole family of five pointed at his father to ride a rickshaw to support him, and I was the next Olympic prostitute. What kind of shriveled kid is this.

Saying so much is not about how I can be self-reliant, but as a man, I have to be responsible for supporting my family. To bear the title of man, everything refers to parents. You are ashamed to mess around in this society. If you say it, you will fall For the sake of time, Oo!

Brother Cao saw that my face was not good, and knew that I had said something just now, so he hurriedly continued to tell the story of the Yin-Yang Tomb.

"When Lao Yu arrived at his family's cemetery, he knelt down and howled a few times, why he was not filial, failed to pass on the family line, and so on, and then started digging. It was dark anyway, and the boundary of the land was also biased. There was no one there, let alone someone passing by at night.

After digging for a long time, he finally found all the bones of his parents. Because there was no coffin, it was completely wrapped in straw mats, and the skeleton was so fragmented.Old Yu put it all together into a pile, then kowtowed the bones a few more times, pulled out some straw, made a straw basket, and put the bones in it.

Seeing that his house was settled, Lao Yu came to the grave of Rich Man Li's house with his shovel on his shoulders, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and started digging!

Let me tell you, brother, this is forced. Have you seen "Prime Minister Liu Luoguo"? "Brother Cao turned his head and came up with such a sentence, I nodded, and Brother Cao continued: "Isn't there a sentence in it, grave diggers, be decisive!"Although it was not a decisive battle in the Republic of China, if you were caught, you would be beaten with dozens of boards, and you would be sent to prison if it was serious. "

I let out an oh, expressing that I understood, and Brother Cao continued: "This old man is going all out. He used a shovel to dig at the beginning, but he couldn't dig it in the later stage. Why don't you know? Hungry! Finally started to dig Hand digging, how much perseverance do you think this person has?"

I didn't feel that this old man had any perseverance. He dug other people's graves with his hands, and in the middle of the night, his parents' bones were scattered all over the ground again. Er, I feel that apart from being a little disgusting, there is nothing left I panicked.

"Kung fu pays off." Look at Lao Cao's use of this word, which confuses me too much.

"It can be regarded as digging to the bottom of the pit. The problem is that my father has a coffin, and if I dig it with my hands, I can't dig it in. Otherwise, it should be bad luck for rich man Li. My father's coffin was actually used The last time the longevity material was typed out, it is said that the longevity material is called good-sounding, it should be made of rotten wood at home, and it has been buried for a long time, so it has rotted long ago.

Lao Yu crawled out of the pit, touched the shovel, and poked a big hole in the coffin with a few clicks.After doing this, guessing that Lao Yu was just doing something, he stretched out his hand and took out rich man Li's father's body.

After taking it out, I approved it and put it on the top. Anyway, it's not my parents, so why bother so much.To say that this old idea is correct, at the end of the touch, a piece of ocean was found on Li Yuanwai's father's skull.

That is a local custom. After a person dies, before the head is buried, some valuable objects should be held in the mouth of the dead person. Money to buy roads in the underworld.

According to the strength of rich man Li's family, no matter what, he had to put a piece of valuable jade.As a result, before the grandson sealed the coffin, he put a piece of beautiful jade in his father's mouth, to put it bluntly, it was just a cutscene.Seeing that the coffin was sealed, this grandson came here to exchange a piece of Yuan Datou for jade. You said that this grandson is wicked or not, and his father gave up all the money to buy the way to the underworld.

Let me tell you, brother, everything is destiny.If this is a piece of jade, rich man Li really can't die, but it is a silver dollar that can be circulated. Rich man Li is indirectly killing himself. "Cao Ge said gloatingly.

to be continued