the last witcher

"Brother Cao, there is an authentic ramen restaurant in front of you. Stop here, let's have a bite to eat before we leave!" While speaking, my stomach made a grumbling sound, I was really hungry.

"I'll call the owner of the car." Brother Cao didn't nod directly, but took out his cell phone and made a call.

"Brother Li, what, I have a bite to eat. I haven't eaten since last night. I'm a little hungry. Okay, okay, thank you Brother Li. I'll hand over the car as soon as possible! Brother Cao is worthy of me." My good brother, I found an excuse that I didn't eat and delayed the delivery time.

"Brother, listen to me, it's not that I have to deliver the car on time, and the morning and evening shifts are not bad for an hour, but that people in our line of work only need to get some money during the peak hours of commuting, everyone It’s not easy, please understand Long live, you go to that noodle shop to order a bowl of noodles and pack them up to eat in the car.” Brother Cao explained to me.

"I know, I know! It's really annoying, do you want to have a bowl too?" I plan to bring a bowl for Brother Cao.

"Forget it, who will drive when I eat noodles." Brother Cao didn't save me face at all.

"I'll drive, anyway, we also have a b2 driver's license." My driving experience is definitely long enough.

"Your nephew is still young and sister-in-law is still young, so don't leave." It was the first time Brother Cao insulted someone without using dirty words.

"If you don't eat, you'll know who's hungry!" After saying this, the moment Lao Cao stopped the car, I quickly ran into the noodle shop.

"You said your grandfather would not die sooner or later, but he had to die when we opened the shop. Wouldn't that add to the chaos?"

"What the hell, I'm Lord Hades, can I still control when people die? Besides, it's useless for us to pay, just let me go back to my hometown, you mutter a ball!"

"Your dad can just pretend. With the money to buy a cemetery for your grandfather, it's enough to buy half a second-hand house for you and me. What's the use of a dead man buying such a good cemetery?"

"You prodigal bitch, if you don't need to buy a cemetery after your father dies, my grandfather won't buy this cemetery."

"Can it be the same? That's my father."

"Nonsense, isn't this your grandfather?"

"You're just talking nonsense. From the time I got married to the present, I have met your grandfather several times. Which time did I meet empty-handed? What did your grandfather give me? You are still his grandson. You have been married for the first time until now. I didn’t give the money to the two of us, so I’m ashamed to say it. On the contrary, this ramen shop, if my father didn’t pay half of the money, would you be able to open this shop?”

"I don't care, I have to go back anyway, who told me to be a grandson, you love to go back or not!"

"When you go back, I'll cash it out to this store. If you don't believe me, try it!"

As soon as I entered the door, there was a quarrel between the couple inside, "Boss, I want a wide bowl of ramen, please pack it, thank you!" My principle is that it has nothing to do with myself.

"I'll be right away." The male boss agreed, and turned around to continue arguing with his wife, but his hands were not idle, and he began to stretch the noodles.

These days, all I worry about is sex!Men are worried about buying a house, women are worried about their marriage, the elderly are worried about their hearts, college students are worried about opening a house, working people are worried about renting a house, hospitalized people are worried about wards, childbirthers are worried about delivery rooms, married people are worried about their new homes, ordinary people are worried about housing allocation, ordinary people are worried about housing, and producers are worried about it. At the box office, the rich worry about the second room, and the bad people worry about the class room.The monks are all in the fragrant room!Bureaucratic compradors are speculating in real estate, and even gdp depends on real estate.Even what these two couples said was a house. After all, the cemetery is a house in the underworld. What is wrong with this society?

"Your noodles, a total of six yuan!" I was doing the total, and the old man put the noodles in a plastic bag and handed it to me.

I took out ten yuan and handed it over, opened the plastic bag, and prepared to pour some mature vinegar into it.Before I could pour it, there was a dead cockroach in the noodle soup, and it was in a backstroke position, how disgusting!

My time!Xiaoqiang, why are you swollen? Are you hungry too?

Without making a sound, I first took out a coin from my pocket and threw it into the noodles, then shouted at the boss: "Boss, change to another bowl, there are dirty things in it!"

The elder brother hurried over, opened the plastic bag and took a look, "Brother, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll give you another bowl right away!" After speaking, he took the plastic bag and went to the back kitchen.

About 2 minutes later, the elder brother handed it to me again with a plastic bag, "It's all right this time, don't worry, our family does business without deception!" The boss patted his chest and promised me.

I took the plastic bag containing the noodles and didn't leave right away. Instead, I took out a pair of handy chopsticks and plucked at it. Finally, I found the coin I threw in at the bottom of the soup.

"Brother, you are not particular about this. I threw this coin into the noodles with cockroaches before. How could it appear in the new bowl of noodles?" I put the coins away, and then put the noodles fell on the table.

"Don't yell, don't yell! This is my brother's invitation, okay?" Because it was early in the morning, and there was no one in the noodle shop, the boss was afraid that my yelling would ruin his day's business, so he hurriedly started bribing me.

I stretched out my hand, and the other party quickly returned the ten yuan I just handed over to me, "Two bowls of ramen, pack it up, hurry up!" Nima, to deal with this unscrupulous merchant, I must ask them to pay double double the price, and at the same time, I also brought a bowl back to Lao Cao in the taxi. It’s up to you whether you eat it or not, at least I bought it, although the boss invited the bowl of noodles, haha, I’m so fucking bad up!I am proud!

This time, the boss of this family didn't dare to be negligent, and personally supervised his daughter-in-law to finish the noodles, and then brought them out, "Would you like to see again this time?"

I took the noodles, changed to a pair of chopsticks, and licked and pulled. After finding no unexpected surprises in the noodles, I picked up the vinegar on the table and poured some into a plastic bag, then took out two pairs of convenient chopsticks and turned to leave.

"Brother, come back after eating." The old man greeted behind me,

The little grandpa doesn't have the nerve to scold you, just your broken noodles, I don't eat them in this life, I don't want to in this life, and you still expect me to miss you?Go dreaming!

Seeing that I came back with two bags of noodles, Brother Cao said in a very tangled manner, "Brother, I'm asking you to spend again, I can't eat this."

"What nonsense, finish eating quickly and drive." I handed over a plastic bag of noodles, and then the two of them started eating with tears in their eyes, and the battle ended within 5 minutes.Readers, don’t be shy, you won’t get sick if you don’t work and eat. If you go to the back kitchen of a restaurant to see it, you probably won’t be able to go out of the restaurant for the rest of your life. You can eat with your eyes closed. Who made me hungry?

"Eh!" After belching loudly, Lao Cao continued to kill back.I told Lao Cao what happened in the noodle shop just now.

"Really, you kid is definitely not a player among thieves. How much evil did the boss do in his previous life to let him meet you in this life?" Brother Cao's words made me very entangled.

"Brother Cao, didn't you commit a heinous crime in your last life? Otherwise, why would you hang out with me every day in this life?" I answered Brother Cao half-jokingly.

"I can't say no to you, but you just mentioned the cemetery, so I'll tell you about a business my mother once did. Let's call it Wafangdian Graveyard."

to be continued