the last witcher

Well, I take back the point that I just said that the leader is brain-dead and foodie. At least in terms of making money, he is definitely a talent!

"Greedy is greedy. My mother also recognizes this. The problem is that what the Hundan leader will do next is really unacceptable to my mother and my relative king." Brother Cao said very tangled.

"What's wrong with you again?" I asked puzzled.

"What the hell, even though this doggy leader proved that this is a tomb, he is going to push it away because no one claims it. Do you think he is inhumane?" Brother Cao cursed extremely angrily.

"Oh, it's not like this now, is it worth getting angry with me?" I said to Brother Cao.

"Can you not be angry? According to my mother and Wang Wang, since the owner of this tomb bag can't be found in the village, I have to publish it in a newspaper, put an advertisement on the TV station or something, and I can't just push it away. Bar?

But in order to save money, the Hudan leader insisted on not publishing the newspaper and not looking for the relatives of the grave bag, so he wanted to push it away immediately.After two rounds of stalemate, my mother came back in a fit of anger. "Brother Cao told the truth of the matter.

It's no wonder Brother Cao is so fucking angry. Anyone who puts this matter on him will have to be angry, because this matter is too unethical, and it's too bad in Northeast dialect.

"My relative, the king, is also very smart. Since the leader decided to push the grave away, and I didn't want to confront him, he made an excuse of being sick and went home.

In fact, this is forced and helpless, brother, you have to know that the money earned at work is really different from the money earned on sick leave.But there is always a bottom line in being a human being. Money is a good thing, but how can you earn points?It is better not to earn such money that is harmful to morality. Brother Cao expressed his thoughts seriously.

I sighed, and it was the money that caused the trouble, "Brother Cao, don't be angry, let me tell you something interesting." After finishing speaking, without waiting for Brother Cao's consent, he said, "A young man who has suffered so much has nowhere to go I went to a wise man, and asked the wise man sadly: "I have goals, assertiveness, self-motivation, honesty, integrity, and talent, why can't I find a partner until now? Without saying a word, the wise man took him to the yard, where several plum trees were silently exuding their fragrance. "The fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold..." The young man was very moved: "Master!Are you trying to tell me that as long as I keep working hard, I can get what I want? The wise man shook his head: "Mei Qian (Qian), what a fart you are." "

"Haha! Brother, you are too funny." Brother Cao laughed away the anger just now.

"Have you heard of the Four Encyclopedias?" I asked Brother Cao beside me,

"What four encyclopedias?" Brother Cao stopped laughing and asked curiously.

"The Four Great Customs: Cartier's bracelets, LV bags, H-cut trouser belts, and big sables; the Four Must-haves: welding detonators, sawing light bulbs, fine-tuned n-films, and fire-replenishing condoms; the Four Great Reds: mountain temples The door, the pot for slaughtering pigs, the big girl's pants, and the burning cloud; the four greens: green grass, watermelon rind, bastard lid, and post office; the four whites: the cloud in the sky, the frost on the ground, the big girl's butt, and the cabbage clam. Have you heard of it? ?”

As soon as I finished speaking, Brother Cao hurriedly picked it up: "I heard it, I heard it, but my memory is not good, and I forget it after I hear it. I'm still awesome, is there any more?" It seems that Brother Cao hasn't heard enough.

"Then I'll say a few more words and I'll let you continue." I said to Brother Cao with a smile.

"No problem!" Brother Cao also regained his energy, waiting for me to continue with a look of anticipation.

"Listen well, the four big things can't be messed with: drink and don't eat vegetables, tie your shirtless shoulders, show your breasts outside your clothes, ride a bicycle to [-] miles; the four big things are hard: bricks on the wall, bolts on the door, **, Telephone poles; four big softies: banana peel, rotten pear, old man **, Ren Xianqi; four big wretches: Xiaomi was pried, wife was soaked, dirty money was stolen, Viagra failed; four big smells: rubber insoles , digging out toilets, gas tanks leaking gas, third parties; four major worries: no children, being angry with wives, not being able to get a house, and lack of RMB; four great joys: meeting nectar after a long drought, meeting an old friend in a foreign land, wedding night in the bridal chamber, and being nominated for the gold list Time; the four great sorrows: pissing on a shoe, drinking soup all over the body, wiping buttocks and tearing paper, farting and jumping out shit." I threw out a few sets of the four major encyclopedias at random, but Lao Cao was ruined.

"Hey, I'm sub-Ao, it's so enjoyable to be with my brother, I burst into tears." Nima, just now who said how many sins I had to do in my previous life, how did this change in a blink of an eye? Woolen cloth?This is too immoral!Absolute grass falls with the wind.

"A few more, let my brother learn from me too!" Brother Cao didn't seem to appreciate it, so he insisted on forcing me to continue.

Who is the little master, and he just opened his mouth: "The four major pains: hornet sting, poisonous snake bite, first-born child, nailing the feet; the four major acids: unripe jujube, hawthorn dew, women fighting for wind, Shanxi vinegar; The four big things are slow: the car enters the station, the boat docks, the bastard climbs the mountain, and the mushroom man; as for the four big things that are urgent," I said with a trick,

"Hey, I'll go, brother, don't be tense, talk quickly!" Brother Cao was anxious.

"There are so many versions, listen carefully. Women don't get married, men don't marry wives, the stock market plummets, wages are low; the flag is upwind, the fish against the water, stealthy work, the big one is called a donkey; there is no paper in the stool, and smoking No fire, not enough money to gamble, flame out to pick up girls; train derailment, car tires blown up, newly bought donkey not fitted, newly married wife refused to give up; these are the four major urgencies.” I uttered n versions of the four in one breath In a hurry, Lao Cao laughed out loud at the end.

"Haha, Jia Shu, I'm convincing you, you're so fucking talented." Brother Cao couldn't be happier.

"Okay, don't be merry, I'll dig the ditch later, and tell me what happened to the graveyard?" I'm hearing the key point, don't say it when the time comes, I'll be so depressed.

"What else can I do? After the king came home from sick leave, a young forklift driver came. He didn't care about 21. He just leveled the grave with a shovel, and then continued the construction." Brother Cao said disdainfully. ,

"I'm so young, so I'm not afraid of retribution?" When I heard that a shovel had leveled the grave, I felt my whole body trembling, what a sin this damn thing must have done.

"Listen to me, my relative, the king, rested until the end of the project before returning to work. As soon as he got to work, he found out that the leader had changed. The king was very surprised. You must know that this position is vacant. Who is so capable to replace the original What about the leader? After inquiring, I found out that the leader went to the beach to swim after the project was over. Because he drank alcohol before he went, he drowned in the sea. The body hasn’t been recovered yet, so he must have been fed a long time ago. The bastard in the sea." Brother Cao narrated with a very happy expression.

"Damn, so evil!" I interjected,

"This is evil, there are more evil things than this." Brother Cao gave me a look, which means that it will be more exciting after the advertisement.

to be continued