the last witcher

"I said a trick, why do I feel that it's all karma?" I thought about the stories Cao Ge said, whether it was Yang Junsong, the master of geomancy, or Lianhuaao, or the exchange of yin and yang graves, Then Wafangdian flat graves are all causal.

Brother Cao glanced at me and asked seriously, "Jia Shu, do you believe in cause and effect?"

I thought for a while, then nodded, "I believe it!" Before the failed relationship, I never believed it. Although my intuition is very strong, I have always used it as a gift, and I don't think it is a causal relationship. .

Brother Cao waited until I gave the answer before saying: "Those guys who say that they would rather believe what they have than believe what they don't actually believe in nature, but they just use this as an excuse."

"Hey, brother Cao, when did you speak so deeply?" I asked in surprise.

"This is what my mother often said, you should calculate it yourself, isn't that right?" Brother Cao continued to ask me.

I thought about it for a while, and it really made sense. I smiled at Brother Cao and didn't answer.

About an hour and a half later, Brother Cao sent me to the door of the wedding shop.

"Brother, I have delivered the car. If there is anything wrong, call me." Brother Cao said to me in the car without turning off the engine.

"Hurry up and hand over the car, go home and get a good night's sleep, the 24 hours yesterday were too tight." What I said is true, it's all a damn thing that ruins the three views.

"Let's go!" Brother Cao honked the car horn and left. I waved to Ya, then opened the door and entered the store. After closing the shutter door, I fell on the bed with my hair unwashed and fell asleep.

I don't know how long it took before I heard the phone ringing. I fumbled for a long time with sleepy eyes, and finally put the phone in my hand to answer the call, but it seemed that my left eyelid was twitching a lot.

"Why? It's closed in broad daylight, are you going crazy?"

As soon as I heard the voice of my good buddy Zhang Peng, I replied hoarsely: "I'm sleeping, I'm sleepy!"

"I'm right in front of your shop. Hurry up and open the door. I'll take you to dinner at noon." What about opening the door? .

"Okay, get down right away!" After I hung up the phone, I checked the time, it was just after twelve o'clock, and I didn't play with Jiang Zi.Then pinch your fingers and do the math. If it’s twelve o’clock at noon, it’s noon. According to the saccade method, if the left eye twitches at noon, it should be someone inviting you to dinner. Mom, it’s true!

If you say that my buddy Zhang Peng is also a character.His grandfather was a veteran of the Red Army, and he moved to another place after he became a deputy regiment.In the end, he was assigned to be the secretary of the crematorium in this city. This buddy grew up in the crematorium since he was a child. He is basically the kind of devil king who is not afraid of anything.

He is more than 1.8 meters tall, and he looks good, the most important thing is that his hands are very dexterous.As long as he pays attention to everything he has seen, he can learn it immediately.At present, a hair salon is opened in the north of Dongsandao Street in this city, called Zhang Yi Hair Salon. Readers who have the conditions can try Ya's craftsmanship.

Not only does he open a hair salon, this guy also cuts hair for many cadres at the regimental level and above in the city, and takes care of the families of these people. He has a wide network.

The only downside is that the character is too extreme.His haircut and hair care skills can be said to be among the best in this city, but his personality is unacceptable to ordinary people.To give the simplest example, if a customer comes in, if he is in a bad mood, no matter how much money you give, he will not be accepted, and he will say that the boss is not there; if he is in a good mood, you can get a haircut without paying. Chat with you for a long time, and also provide meals.

Anyway, this dog temper is at least right for me, maybe we both are this kind of people.

I’m just an old man. At first, the wedding shop was not far from his hair salon. I went to his place to eat and drink when I had nothing to do. After a long time, why does he like to take me with me? Isn’t this noon today? Come to me again.

Let’s talk about the saccade method. Folks always say that a left eye sag is a disaster, and a right eye sag is a fortune. This is unscientific.I will summarize the calculation formula of the saccade method for readers, and you can learn from it.

The saccade method is subdivided according to the twelve hours as follows:

Zishi: There are nobles on the left, wine and food on the right;

When you are ugly: there are sorrows on the left and thoughts on the right;

Yinshi: Someone on the left comes, someone on the right thinks;

Maoshi: the nobleman on the left comes, and the master on the right is auspicious;

Chenshi: people on the left arrive, and those on the right lose money;

Sishi: the left side governs food and drink, the right side governs viciousness;

At noon: the left is the main food, the right is the funeral;

Weishi: the left is dominated by Jichang, and the right is less damaged;

Shen Shi: left has time to look, right has women's thoughts;

Unitary time: the host and guest arrive on the left, relatives arrive on the right;

Xushi: the left is sometimes phased, and the right is dominated by narration;

Haishi: The left hosts honored guests, the right hosts right and wrong.

The above is the specific explanation of the saccade method. Zishi is from 23:[-] midnight to [-]:[-] am, and two hours count as one hour. According to this algorithm, you can use this to deduce the saccade in the future, and you will know it is auspicious immediately. It's fierce.

I stumbled downstairs and opened the store door. Zhang Peng, his wife and a few close friends were sitting on the steps of my door waiting for me.

After seeing me, Ya came up and grabbed me, "Go, let's eat!"

"I'm second-time, do you eat chicken feather rice every year?" I just want to sleep, Mr. Bed!Wait for me, I miss you!

"Your sister-in-law's birthday is today, will you go?" Good guy, there's a good reason for that.

"Go! Go!" You allow me to 捯捯卯 (meaning tidy up).

"Come on, you're the only one left, go!" After finishing speaking, I drove to the restaurant street in Erdao Street.

When I encountered such unreasonable people, I had no choice but to follow the crowd to the restaurant to kill them.

When we arrived at the restaurant, we asked for a private room and ordered a table of dishes. Everyone first wished my sister-in-law a happy birthday, and then started eating and drinking.

While eating, the restaurant waiter served a plate of cod in tomato sauce. It was steaming hot. We were about to use our chopsticks when Zhang Peng slammed the chopsticks on the table.

"Where's the boss? Go tell your boss to come over." Zhang Peng shouted loudly to the waiter, not counting the shouting, just give us a hand and tell us not to eat.

After a while, the hotel owner knocked on the door and entered the box, "Everyone, what do you want me to do?"

"Who told you that Cod did this?" Zhang Peng asked, looking straight into the other's eyes.

"I've been doing this all the time, so?" the hotel owner asked in confusion,

"I'm going to the back kitchen to cook a cod, how about you try it?" Zhang Peng began to challenge the chef of this restaurant.

"Oh, what's the point of having a meal." My classmate Zhang Jian began to smooth things over.

"This is not very good." Zhang Jian's wife Lu Wei also echoed.

"Or let Zhang Penglu do both." I'm the worst, I'm afraid it's not a big deal.

As for the others, it's probably because of my mentality. Anyway, watching the excitement is not afraid of big things.

The owner of the restaurant thought for a while, "Then if you really want to do it, you can make one!" I guess the owner also knows that he has met someone who can eat, otherwise he wouldn't be so angry.

Without further ado, Zhang Peng took off his coat and went straight to the back kitchen.About 10 minutes later, the guy returned to the box with a plate of cod that was also steaming.

to be continued