the last witcher

It can be regarded as sending the plastic basin back and watching that Zhao Shenxian leave Liu's house, I rushed back to the sloppy Taoist with lightning speed.

"I'm back, tell me quickly what is called insanity?" I asked happily.

"Ah! What are you talking about? Insanity? What is that, I forgot?" Si Niubi completely ignored my ecstatic mood, and drank there on his own.

Uncle Ziao, he was slapped again, and I finally found out that if this bad old man plays tricks, he will be a hundred times worse than me, no, ten thousand times!

No, if this damn Niubi denies what he just said, wouldn't the promise to teach me how to draw symbols become a dead letter?

I thought about it for a while, and knew that I couldn't go head-to-head with you, because I don't have the capital at the moment, so I had to change my strategy and said in a low voice: "Really Wang, do you think it's not enough wine, or I'll give you some more Would you like to buy some?"

The dead cow didn't even raise his nose, and only threw out four words, "Go and come back!" After finishing speaking, he continued to squat there and drink his wine.

I asked the spectators around me where the nearest supermarket was, and after finding out clearly, I bought two barrels of loose baijiu as quickly as possible, and came back again.When I got to the place, I found that the sloppy Taoist had long since disappeared. Damn, I was scolded again.

Just when my intestines were turning green, I heard the loudspeaker in the village start broadcasting. It probably meant that everyone should go to Aunt Liu's house for a feast in the next three days to celebrate Aunt Liu's recovery.

I'm very surprised, it's not the new year or the festival, and it's not like what kind of food do you eat when you marry a wife and have children, and I haven't heard of any old people who get sick and recover and have a big feast?But then I thought about it, I have to drink when I eat, well, the little master doesn't have to go looking for that dead bull nose, he just stays at Aunt Liu's house and waits for the rabbit.

Carrying two barrels of puree Da Lao San, I came to Aunt Liu's house, and I was going to inquire about why I did things, but the result surprised me.

It turned out that when the fairy Zhao left, he told Aunt Liu's children that it was only half resolved just now. If Aunt Liu would not be disturbed by those dead souls in the future, she needed to replenish Yang Qi, and the best way was to gather popularity.

Aunt Liu's son and daughter asked how to gather popularity, and Goddess Zhao said, it's not easy, set up a flowing water table, let the folks from the village come to eat, once there are too many people, the yang energy will become heavy, and the Liu family's yang energy At the first level, those dead souls will naturally not find Aunt Liu's bad luck.When asked how many people would be suitable, the grandson said that the more people the better, he will come to participate in person when the time comes.

The two were worried, and asked how long their mother would be able to last if the banquet was finished. After all, the two children hoped to solve this problem once and for all. Zhao Shenxian patted his chest and promised that there would be no problem for at least 20 years.

When the two children thought about it, their mothers were over 70, and in 20 years they would be over 90, okay, this is okay!He agreed to Zhao Shenxian.But after Zhao Shenxian left, the two children became depressed.

First of all, there must be a reason for eating, as I just said, it is not married and have children, what kind of things do it.After much deliberation, I had no choice but to use Aunt Liu's recovery from a serious illness as an excuse to set up a three-day running water mat.

Secondly, it is to inform these villagers. Zhao Shenxian also said that the more people there are, the better it is, and those who have not left can just say hello, but there are still those who have not come to watch the fun, so they have to use the village The big loudspeaker broadcast uninterruptedly to let the rest of the people know the news.

Again, it is time to contact professionals who can do this kind of thing.In the rural areas in the north, many people choose to do things at home, so there is a special cooking industry for such weddings and weddings, which consists of a few chefs and a group of old women.

Needless to say, the chef, those old women mainly act as waiters, and they all have tables, chairs, bowls and chopsticks in their hands. I often go to various places to preside over weddings, so I can see such situations and know more about them.

Finally, there is the economic aspect.I simply inquired about it, and the Liu family spent nearly 1 yuan just to invite this fairy Zhao.And this time Zhao Shenxian's so-called running water banquet will last three full days.

That is to say, two auxiliary meals and one chairman meal a day, that is, nine meals in three days.If readers ask me, will I not accept a penny of gift money?I tell you, take it!But it is definitely a loss-making business.

In the rural areas of the north, the seats are generally accompanied by gifts, and the whole family eats nine meals for three days with a gift. How much do you think is appropriate?five hundred?Don't be ridiculous, some grandparents and grandchildren count as a family, come to eat for three days, and then pay 50 yuan.Nima, I am helpless.

As I said earlier, the Liu family is not a rich family, and their children are ordinary working-class people. If this nima is calculated on the basis of fifty tables at a time, eight people per table (eight people per table in rural areas), that is 400 People eat nine meals.Based on the average of 1 yuan per table, you will get [-] yuan for one session, and [-] yuan for three days.This doesn't include cigarettes, sugar, melon seeds, and alcoholic beverages. Do you think this Zhao Immortal will be damaged or not?

But to say that Aunt Liu’s two children were really not in vain. I later learned that in order to make enough money for the running water table, the eldest son sold all the pigs he raised, including the pregnant sow, Ciao!And Aunt Liu's daughter took out all the money for her child's education insurance, this nima is really filial piety first.Of course, this is something to do later, it is enough for everyone to know about it.

After I asked about the situation, I started looking for the whereabouts of the dead cow's nose. Don't tell me, I guessed it right.This poor old man is drinking in a secluded corner of the backyard of Liu's house at the moment. See if he doesn't mean to drink in Liu's house for three days and won't leave. It's really embarrassing.

At that time, I really wanted to rush to Ya with the barrel of wine and pour all the wine on her head, but when I walked over, I did it differently.

"Really Wang, I bought you the wine you asked for. Would you like to try it?" I handed over two barrels of puree liquor.

"Why so slow!" Si Niubi took the wine barrel and started pouring it into his broken gourd.

"Ci'ao, I'm so mad at the young master, if you can't beat you, you would have died ten thousand times already."

I have to restrain myself, "If you eat here, I'll call Fourth Aunt to save her from worrying." Look at how thoughtful I am.

"If you know, ask, call quickly." The sloppy Taoist finished pouring out one bucket, and then began to pour another bucket.

I suppressed the anger in my heart and called the fourth aunt, but the fourth aunt let me stay by Wang Daoren's side with a smile. , I am not rich at all, and I have to spend money if I fall, so I bear it.

What's even more exasperating is that just after I finished the phone call, that damn bull nose actually told me that I don't have any money, I dare you old man to eat me.You come here to drink and I have to accompany you, Ci Ao, the young master is not so stupid.

I found Aunt Liu's son and handed over my business card. The implication was that I was a professional master of ceremonies and entertainer. With the relationship between my fourth aunt and Aunt Liu for many years, today I can give his family a treat for free. Just let that dead bull-nosed eat for free, Tsao!

The other party probably could save one point and count as one point, but it was just more mouths to eat, so he readily accepted my proposal.

When I returned to the dead old man angrily, Ya actually asked me mysteriously, "Baby, do you want to know what is called soul-stirring?"

to be continued