the last witcher

Seeing my surprised look, the sloppy Taoist shook his head, "Baby, you think I'm eating other people's feasts for nothing, and I have to do something for them no matter what."

Shit, this dead cow nose is so kind, completely beyond my expectation, thanks to the little master who has been so stupid in the past and studied with others related matters not to eat for free, damn it, you have already thought about what to do.

"Then how are we going to deal with that Fairy Zhao?" I was a little excited.

"It's me, not us." The sloppy Taoist first corrected my grammatical mistakes, "That person will definitely appear on the stage at that time, and you are in charge of the rewards, so just let me contact him in private."

What does private contact mean?I don't know, but since Si Niubi made a request, I have to find a way to meet it.

At noon, the Liu family began to hold a big banquet for all the guests present. I also started to get busy here, constantly arranging the seats for the guests who just arrived, maintaining the order of the venue, and arranging the distribution of drinks. What the hell? It is free to work for others, wipe, too unwilling.

Because of the many people I met, I also gradually found out some things about Zhao Shenxian.

Zhao Shenxian was originally a gangster in the local area. He was idle on weekdays, eating, drinking, whoring, gambling and doing nothing.About three years ago, I had a quarrel with another group of gangsters at a food stall, and I started to fight twice. The guy was hit on the back of the head several times with a beer bottle, so that he died. Due to the timely rescue, Fortunately, a life was recovered.

After waking up, he started talking nonsense.In the beginning, it was said that the people who came to visit me were accompanied by those karmic creditors, and they said it in a clear and orderly manner. Later, they could use some magic to resolve these things.Because what he said was fairly accurate, he was called Zhao Shenxian by the locals once he came and went.

It's just that this person's character is not very good. As the sloppy Taoist said, his personality has long been fixed. After accepting the new ability, he failed to treat the world with gratitude, but used this supernatural power to amass money , so the reputation in the local area is not very good. Ordinary people will not invite him unless it is a last resort, because this guy is often a lion, just like the Liu family. high price.

At noon, Zhao Shenxian came to Aunt Liu's house shaking her big belly. I couldn't get used to this guy's behavior, so I hid away.On the contrary, Aunt Liu's son warmly invited him to the VIP seat.

When I was very busy here, I took a peek at the sloppy Taoist, good guy, this old man drank very happily, the dishes on the table did not move, but piled up There were beer bottles all over the floor, so I wondered if I didn't need to go to the toilet, so I don't want to suffocate my bladder.

After drinking for three rounds and eating five flavors, the sloppy Taoist came to me and elbowed me, it seemed that the fun was about to begin.

At this time, the sloppy Taoist opened his arms, with a big wine gourd on his back, a bottle of beer in each hand, and blowing directly on the bottle. Nima was as ugly as it was, but the dirty one tied around his waist But Xi's red string caught my eye.

Just when I was about to touch the red rope with my hand, the sloppy Taoist's beer bottle hit the back of my hand heavily, "Don't touch anything, concentrate on doing what you should do!" The sloppy Taoist's eyes It was the first time I saw him look at people with this kind of eyes.

"Is that the intestines that Lord of the Flies left for you?" I asked in a low voice.

The sloppy Taoist didn't make a sound, but was silent for a while, and then nodded helplessly after seeing that I had no intention of leaving.

"I'm sub-Ao, what kind of treasure is this?" I continued to ask unwillingly,

"Tie the fairy rope!" The sloppy Taoist's words shocked me, and the wine bowl in his hand almost fell to the ground.

Seeing that I wanted to continue asking, the sloppy Taoist kicked me impatiently, "If you have anything to say, go back and get down to business."

Looking at Zhao Shenxian again, he is really pretending to be so pretentious at the moment, he frequently toasts to the folks present, making him like the host, sometimes patting his chest, sometimes raising his voice an octave, and sometimes handing out business cards, He almost jumped on the roof and howled twice: I am Zhao Shenxian, I am so awesome, if you have money, you will definitely find me, if you have no money, get out!Nima at least gives me this feeling.

Holding the wine bowl, I reluctantly approached Zhao Shenxian.Fortunately, I have the identity of a wedding master of ceremonies, so it's very convenient to get close.After the other party took my business card, he also greeted me politely, and then I changed the subject and planned to introduce the sloppy Taoist to him.

"No, brother Jia, who is the master of the Taoist temple you are talking about?" Zhao Shenxian seemed to be a little hesitant, after all, he is not familiar with me or the sloppy Taoist I am talking about.

Nima, I don't know which Taoist temple this dead cow's nose belongs to, but I just bragged about the sloppy Taoist being quite awesome. It would be inappropriate not to answer at this moment, so I made up a Taoist temple, "The one I just mentioned That Taoist master is currently cultivating in Taixu Temple, this Taoist master also wants to make friends with some outsiders like Zhao Shenxian, so he intends to use me to ask Zhao Shenxian if he is free."

"Oh, I've heard of it, I've heard of it, go and invite that Taoist priest to come over and have a chat." Zhao Shenxian said to me pretending to know everything, I was so happy.

At first glance, he is a big liar. Where did he come from? You know this shit. What you dreamed in your dreams was just imagined out of thin air.

He couldn't help but smile in his heart, without showing it on his face, he simply greeted Mr. Zhao and came to the sloppy Taoist.

The sloppy Taoist saw me coming back with a smile on his face, so he knew it was over, so he followed me towards God Zhao with a wine bottle in his hand.

When Zhao Shenxian saw the sloppy Taoist, his nose turned crooked.How can this Nima have the image of a worldly expert, just like a Jigong.

And I still have two bottles of beer in my hand, I walk swayingly, and I still take a sip from time to time, Twice Oh, I lost all my face.

"Brother, is this the expert you mentioned?" Zhao Shenxian asked, blinking at me.

How should I answer this when I was worried, when I saw the sloppy Taoist throw down the wine bottle, grab the red string around his waist and slap Zhao Shenxian on the back of the spine, the sound made everyone around Everyone at the table turned their heads to look at us.

"It's done, let's call it a day!" The sloppy Taoist was really not used to his bag, he turned his head and left after lashing Zhao Shenxian with the fairy rope, leaving Zhao Shenxian and I who were stroking the back and staring at the girl with big eyes and small eyes. leave.

to be continued