the last witcher

Just when my friend was holding his daughter and letting his close relatives and friends come over to take a look, that dead bull nose somehow slipped in.

"This child is full of heaven, and his eyes are bright. The only flaw is that his lips are not thick enough. If the two of you don't mind, can you tell Pindao the horoscope of this girl's birthday, so that Pindao can give the child a 24 evil spirit." Niubi definitely came to make trouble on purpose.

As soon as the sloppy Taoist finished speaking, the eyes of the people around were "shua...shua...shua...shua".

"Who are you?" Passerby A asked, "Could you be cheating money?" Passerby B responded, "This dress is too sloppy, and you have to have a similar outfit to cheat money. How can you be like this? Look like a cultivator." Passer-by C said, "I'll give you ten yuan and go away quickly, don't make trouble here." Passer-by Ding said while taking out ten yuan, ready to hand it to the sloppy Taoist.

"Wuliang Tianzun." The slovenly Taoist slapped his head first, "I am Jia Shu's elder. Today, I was entrusted by Jia Shu to come here to take a look at this child. It can be said that I have a destiny with this child."

Uncle Ciao, when will I entrust you to come over to show other people's children, are you still a Taoist priest? If you panic, your face is not red and your heart is beating. I knew that when I left yesterday, you rushed at me Sinister laughter is definitely not a good thing, the real Nima abused me a thousand times and never got tired of it.

"Jia Shu, come here." My friend called me over immediately.

Nima, let my little egg hurt first, I really wanted to get into a crack in the ground, thousands of grass mud horses kept flying around in my heart, and countless babies in my brain were rolling to their heart's content, even though I was 1 Thousands of reluctance, but I still came to my friend's side.

I pretended to be very calm and started to introduce the sloppy Taoist, "This is the real Wang from Shangxuguan. In the first few days, he said that he would meet a little doll who will be very lucky in the future. Didn't he meet him today, haha... "Okay, I use laughter to hide my inner anxiety, hoping that the other party will not expose my lie.

My friend frowned first, and then asked, "Really Wang, how do you know that you are destined for my daughter?"

The sloppy Taoist still stood there arrogantly. After listening to my friend's question, he said, "It's up to you whether you believe it or not. It's up to me." After speaking, he began to look at the child carefully.

"Brother, this real Wang and Jigong have the same routine, both of which belong to the type of real people who don't show their faces, so you just give him the child's birthday." I have a headache, this shit is less than 10 minutes away from the ceremony, the sooner it will be resolved The sooner I can feel at ease about this matter.

The friend hesitated for a long time, and finally told the sloppy Taoist the horoscope of the child's birthday.After listening, the sloppy Taoist pinched his fingers to make the calculations, and then said: "Xinmao year, Gengzi month, Wushen day, Guihai time. Children should pay attention to the following obstacles before they are ten years old: the first level, the general's arrow : Do not enter Yin Temple, avoid going to Jiangjun Temple in March, June, September, and December; second pass, Broken Bridge Pass: do not cross bridges, ferry boats, or sleep in cradles; third pass, hundred-day pass: avoid going far within a hundred days Be afraid of the wind; the fourth pass is the pass of fate: if the sun is strong, there will be many diseases; if the sun is weak, it will be difficult to cultivate."

As soon as the sloppy Taoist finished speaking, I saw that my friend's face became quite ugly.It's no wonder my friend, when someone's family is holding a full moon, if they meet someone like a sloppy Taoist and say a bunch of unlucky words, anyway, if it were me, I would have slapped my mouth a long time ago.

The sloppy Taoist ignored my friend's face at all, but continued to say calmly: "Don't panic about this doll. If a child has experienced more hardships when he was young, he will become more capable when he grows up. This is a picture of a child. Take the safety talisman, take it with your child, change it every five years, and ask Jia Shu for it if you don’t have it.”

After finishing speaking, the sloppy Taoist took out a black and yellow talisman from his pocket, intending to hand it to the other party.It's not for my friend to pick up, or not to pick up.

Just when my friend was in a dilemma, the sloppy Taoist snatched the child into his hands, and then began to look at it carefully. At that time, my brain was short-circuited. This damn is definitely an obvious grab.

But I suddenly found that the sloppy Taoist was actually holding the fairy rope in his hand, and lightly tapped the child's forehead.

"What are you doing?" My friend was in a hurry, and snatched the child back. The sloppy Taoist didn't say anything, just smiled at me, put away the fairy rope, and put the talisman in his arms, Then turned and left.

The most deceitful thing is that when this guy was about to leave, he actually threw out such a sentence: "Three days later, I will wait for you to come and beg me." When he said this, the sloppy Taoist stared at my friend, absolutely It was Chongya who said it.

While everyone was in a daze, I shouted into the microphone: "It's time for the ceremony, prepare for the ceremony!"

In the end, a good full moon banquet was messed up by this dead bull nose.After I finished hosting, I didn't even dare to say hello to my friend, so I went back to the store alone.It means that I don’t talk about this work for nothing, and I also brought a red envelope with me. Counting the scene at noon yesterday, I am busy for nothing this week, next time!It's all about money, it's hard to say whether my friend can continue to get along in the future, alas, careless in making friends!

In the evening, I called Sigu and briefly explained what happened at noon today. Sigu just kept laughing on the other end of the phone and didn't say anything. After I finished speaking, Sigu smiled Throw down a sentence, "Call me again in three days." Then hang up the phone.

I'm second-time, I always feel that I'm quite normal, why is it that after entering this industry, all I come into contact with are ruthless characters from the Abnormal People Research Center?

Forget it, it's going to rain, mother wants to get married, let him go.Days must go on, I picked up my cell phone and called Yang Rui, and checked the time and precautions for meeting on Sunday again. After hanging up the phone, I took my little Saner and Ding Xiaoyu out for a walk to relax.

On the way to walk the dog, my heart has not calmed down. What do the sloppy Taoists mean by those few levels? Why have I never heard of them before? I must ask Si Gu face to face when I have time.

There was nothing to say all night, and at noon the next day, Yang Rui brought two of her friends to my shop.

To be honest, I was well prepared at the beginning. After all, it was the first business that Yang Rui brought me. tie and polished leather shoes, waiting for Yang Rui to come over very formally.

But when the second girl behind Yang Rui stepped into the store, my mind went blank. The things I had prepared had already flown out of the blue sky. How could it be her?

to be continued