the last witcher

Wang Lili's expression remained unchanged, "Just say what you want."

"I want you to live happily ever after!" I stared into Wang Lili's eyes and replied seriously.

"Boring." Wang Lili complained, got up and left.

I feel like I have no strength at all. The woman who was willing to marry but could bear children for me did not appear. To be honest, I was looking forward to it at first, but now I am very disappointed.

Watching him leave, I grabbed my phone and called Lao Xu from the Fengshui shop, "Brother Xu, I'm Jia Shu, is Mr. Liu here this afternoon?"

"Jia Shu, isn't there a wedding today?" Old Xu asked on the phone.

"I don't have work today. I'm going to visit Mr. Liu in the afternoon. Do you know if he's here this afternoon?" That's all I care about.

"Should be there, call me before you come, and I'll show you, so you don't have to go to waste." Old Xu said kindly,

"Okay, thank you in advance, Brother Xu. Oh, by the way, my friend just gave me a can of Dahongpao. I will bring it to you when I pass by. You can try it." I really can't get used to the taste of Dahongpao.

To paraphrase the words of the boss of the imperial capital, no top-quality Tieguanyin, Dahongpao, or Pu'er is as affordable as jasmine tea brewed in a large tea pot.As soon as the lid is opened, the tangy fragrance will quench your thirst with one sip.If you look at the teas just mentioned, they exist purely for pretense, what is there to drink.

I personally agree with the boss's point of view, so I have been throwing away the Dahongpao that my friend gave me, and this time I can just give Lao Xu a favor.

And Lao Xu doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't gamble, he doesn't like women, he likes to drink tea, and he can't drink Ziwu Maoyou. !

"Really, thank you brother first." Old Xu became excited when he heard Dahongpao's voice at that time. If he knew that this pot of tea was worth at most 200 yuan, he would probably cry in anger.

"That's fine, let's do this first, and I'll contact you when I pass in the afternoon, bye!"

"Bye-Bye!"

As soon as I hung up the phone here, I found several missed calls. From bottom to top, they were all from the wedding team. I picked someone I knew close and called them.

"Brother Kou, what's the matter?" I asked straight to the point,

"Jia Shu, I have opened my eyes to your brother today." Brother Kou said excitedly,

"Tell me, I'm listening." Judging from Brother Kou's meaning, it should be another news in the wedding circle.

Brother Kou might be drinking with the group of riders, the voice is very noisy, you can hear that Brother Kou got out of his seat and found a quiet place and began to say: "Today we guys went to Tokyo Mausoleum to pick up our relatives, and we encountered something cruel. up.

The groom is a veteran, and the hostess said that the conditions of the family are average, especially after buying a new house and decorating it, it can be said that he owes a whole lot of debt.When the groom arrived at the bride's house, the bride refused to leave, and had to ask the groom to give 99 yuan to her house on the spot, otherwise today would be a big day, and she would not leave with the groom.

The groom didn't bring that much money with him, and his family suffered so much famine (meaning foreign debt), so he begged bitterly, and he almost knelt down to the bride, but he really If you don't see a rabbit, don't scatter an eagle.

You don't know, our team waited downstairs at the bride's house for more than two hours, and then the groom became impatient, and started yelling, "Are you going to come with me today or not? Just leave!"

We all listened to Zhenzhuer (dialect: clear and clear) downstairs, and then our group of drivers went upstairs to watch the fun, and saw the bride rolling and throwing all over the floor, and the groom scolding, Don't mention the confusion at that time.

In the end, the bride gave the groom a big mouthful and told him to leave. The groom covered his face and left the bride's house in resentment. "Brother Kou asked with a trick,

"Just tell me, you really want to kill me?" I replied bitterly.

"The sauna room that the groom went to directly after he came out. He went in alone and led a little girl out. That girl is really beautiful. She needs to have a figure and a good appearance. We can understand it at a glance. , This is a temporary rescue of a young lady.

Pull it up and come out to this girl, let's go straight to the wedding dress studio, rent a wedding dress for this girl, put on makeup, and when this girl comes out, I'm subconscious, these drivers are so straight-eyed, so beautiful!

I just heard a few funny drivers around me muttering about it. Liaoyang’s big and small bathing centers have also been visited, and the girl has also done a lot. Why didn’t I meet this girl? It’s a pity, it’s a pity, tomorrow High and low, come to this sauna and play with this girl.

Jia Shu, do you think this is the end? "Brother Kou is not good at this point, he always likes to play tricks.

"Go on, I'm enjoying it." I lit a cigarette and urged Brother Kou to continue.

"Guess what, as soon as the bride puts on the wedding dress, the whole person is probably in a circle. When she came out, she said to the groom: "Brother, why don't we make do with each other, as long as you don't dislike me!" "I'm in the second place. At that time, we shut down all the people in our group (dialect: dumbfounded).

The bridegroom was quite entangled. He only rented it for 500 yuan, but this shit actually did a fake show.That girl is really particular about it, telling the groom that no dowry or anything else is required, and her dowry is 30 yuan, isn't it awesome?

The groom was already hesitant, but when he heard that the girl was so sincere, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, okay!Ok, deal!

Our group of drivers saw that I was second to none, and I was so awesome, so I was so awesome at the groom, today's fare is free.The groom is so excited, how much money will be saved, yes, all the wedding car drivers present, come to eat, this is what we are waiting for, even if you make a lot of money, you can't meet this kind of thing. I started to go to the new house.

That girl was even more awesome, and started calling her sisters one by one. In less than an hour, more than 100 cars came from the woman's side. See, most of those cars were transferred from Gongchangling. They were all Land Rover, Hummer and There are q7, Isshiki Jeep, that team, old school!

When we arrived at the hotel, we were just about to get married. At first, the bride brought her relatives to make a fuss. The groom and his comrades beat him up, and the whole f*ck was beaten out.Think about it, the ceremony inside, the fight outside, your brother and I have opened our eyes today.

But the groom is enough, he said during the ceremony that he will divorce the first bride tomorrow, and then get a marriage certificate with this girl to give this girl a legal guarantee.

This girl was crying at the time, and I swear to God, I will leave that industry from now on, to be a good wife and husband, and to be a good wife. Many people were moved and cried at the scene. Ha ha! Kou said at the end, and laughed happily, "I just found out that I believe in true love again!" "

to be continued