the last witcher

"It's another sad story!" I said helplessly.Why is it that every time Mao meets a love story about a man and a woman, it always ends in tragedy?

Lao Yu licked his lips and didn't answer my question for a while. After being silent for a few minutes, he continued, "It's indeed a sad story. At first the young man came here to take pictures, but ended up in the mountains with this person. The girl met by chance.

The young man had never met a girl with such clean eyes, so he used all the methods of picking up girls in the city on that girl.The girl couldn't resist the temptation, and the two who came and went lived together.

After more than a month, the young man was about to leave here and return to the city. Before leaving, he hoped that the girl would leave here with him.But this girl rejected the other party's request, because there are very strict regulations in the village, and the deep-rooted concepts of many years are reflected at this moment.

The young man was very helpless, thinking that his fate was over, so he went back to the city alone.Before leaving, the girl said that she would marry her when he came back, otherwise she would be killed.The young man just smiled, it was just a Lushui couple, why take it seriously, who can scare such a curse?

But what the young man didn't expect was that what the girl was talking about wasn't really a curse, but Miao Jiang's poison.Not long after the young man's seizure, his grandfather rushed over.Fortunately, this young man's grandfather was a big shot in the army. He was a soldier all his life, and he was well-informed. He found Po Meng after being recommended.

But Meng Po's original intention was to save this pair of idiots and resentful women, so during the competition, she did not use insidious Gu techniques, but used ** Gu, hoping that after this infatuated girl fell victim to the Gu technique, she would voluntarily surrender and admit defeat.

Who would have thought that this girl's nature was like a fire, and when her consciousness could not control her body, she adopted the method of burning jade and stone together, which Po Meng could not have imagined in advance.

The girl is dead, so naturally Po Meng won.According to the agreement, the elders in the village released the love Gu on the young man, but then put the childless Gu on the young man.

Since Chris and I were unable to see the detoxification, we don't know how the other party detoxified and cast the devotion.It's just that when the elder came out of the room, he said coldly to the bodyguard who sent the young man over later: "Although this young man doesn't have to die, he can't befriend women again in this life, otherwise it's the same It's a dead end."

The four bodyguards became anxious after hearing this, ah!Dare to let the chief's family lose their sons and grandchildren.He was about to rush forward to argue with the elder, and it was too late when Granny Meng wanted to stop it.

All I saw was that the elder didn't care how many people rushed up from the other party, but just coughed a few times at those four people.Then look at those four people who bleed to death from seven holes. Afterwards, Meng Po told us both that those bodyguards were all killed by the ghost Gu. As for when the elder gave them the Gu and how it was activated, Meng The mother-in-law avoids talking about it. "

As soon as Lao Yu finished speaking, Chris picked it up, "Jia Shu, think about when we were eating breakfast, when did the other party poison us? And the way and method the other party poisoned us , type, we don’t know anything about it, how can we not be extra careful when dealing with such an enemy?”

I know that the story that Lao Yu told me was to let me know that the ways of Miaojiang Gu people's Gu people are really strange and unpredictable.And what Chris said is not unreasonable, but every time I want to agree with their point of view, the Miaojiang Gu who is tied up with scotch tape will appear in my mind and can't get rid of it, which makes me feel uncomfortable. My heart is very tangled.

Chris saw what I was thinking in my heart, so she continued to say to me: "Jia Shu, we won't force you. After you find the sloppy Taoist, you can ask him for his opinion, and you will know that we are doing the right thing."

I nodded helplessly, and then I heard Lao Yu pointing at the navigator and asking me: "This should be Dongshan, right?"

In order to ease the embarrassing situation in the car, I pointed to the sun and replied, "I don't know this sun, so don't use me as a local."

The other party was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that the cold joke I told was really cold. After laughing, he parked the car under a tree near the foot of the mountain.

After this damn got out of the car, the rest of us started scratching our heads. It seemed that we could see mountains and mountains everywhere. Where the hell could we find a drunken old man?

Suddenly, I discovered the key word that can lead us to the sloppy Taoist: wine!So, I was ecstatic and asked Lao Yu beside me: "Can you smell the wine?"

"This depends on the specific situation. The most important thing is that the distance should not be too far, because it is winter and the wind on the mountain is very strong. It may be difficult to find someone with a smell of wine." Old Yu Momo Haw said a lot.

This made me hate it, because I didn't understand the meaning of the other person's words at all, so I shortened the sentence and asked again: "Can it or can't it?"

Old Yu Te looked at me bitterly, and then said: "Then you can smell the wine only after transforming!"

"Then quickly transform." I said impatiently,

"Jia Shu, it's winter." Old Yu seemed afraid of the cold.

"Nimma, when winter comes, can spring be far behind?" I realized that I was so fucking talented.

"Try running naked?" Old Yu said to me angrily,

"Nimma, I dare to take it off if I have fur." ​​I don't understand, why do those animals living in the wild have to buy down jackets alone in winter?What are those long hairs for?

"You two, stop arguing. Let's go up the mountain first, and then we can discuss." Chris was afraid that we would continue to quarrel, so she stood up to persuade us both.

Lao Yu and I looked at each other, then each snorted coldly and stopped talking to each other.Chris reluctantly led the way up the mountain.

There are really enough mountains in this place, one after another, Chris led us wandering around for half an hour, we didn't even see a single person, let alone find the sloppy Taoist.

"Why don't you try transforming yourself?" Chris stopped and asked tentatively to Lao Yu behind her.

"It's not that I won't transform, but it's too cold. I'm afraid I'll be frozen into a popsicle as soon as I take off my clothes." After listening to Chris's proposal, Lao Yu shivered at first, and then replied bitterly .

I thought to myself, can you be as miserable as I was when I went to the Great Compassion Temple?Not to mention being cold outside in the cold winter of the ninth day, your tongue is still stuck with the big snot bubbles, really, old Yu you will not be successful in this life.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but give Old Yu a hard look.Lao Yu avoided my eyes, glanced at Chris again, and found that she was also trembling, after all, this was on a mountain, not on a flat land, the wind was strong and the temperature was low, it seemed that it would continue like this, and it would take less than an hour, our group People have to go back to the car and turn on the air conditioner to keep warm.

Lao Yu struggled for a long time, and finally he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and he died.I began to take off clothes one after another, and I saw that the snot began to flow longer and longer as the clothes were reduced. Just when I was so happy, Lao Yu finally took off his clothes and turned into a furry big dog.

to be continued