the last witcher

"Master Wang, my admiration for you is like the unceasing flow of the Taotao River, and it is also like the flood of the Yellow River that cannot be contained." I'm so smart to use irrelevant language to disrupt the other party's thinking!

The sloppy Taoist covered the wine gourd and carried it behind his back, then narrowed his eyes again and said to me: "Don't be poor, you baby, since you've come here, come with me."

I knew that this dead bull-nosed man had indirectly agreed that we would stay by his side, so I hurriedly took Chris and Lao Yu to obediently follow behind the sloppy Taoist, and asked him quietly: "Do we want to stay with him?" Where are you going?"

The sloppy Taoist turned his head, rolled his dead fish eyes, and said disdainfully, "Why do you ask so many questions, just follow me." After speaking, he took a big step and started walking up another mountain.

So we juniors who were planning to save people started to wander in the mountains with this dead bull nose.I don't know what this guy's plan is, anyway, stop and go, stop and go, and choose places with many rocks, Nima is too much to test our mountaineering skills.The most irritating thing is that you can drink wine to warm up your body when it's cold, but we don't get that kind of treatment. All of us were blown by the mountain wind until our faces turned purple, and our whole body trembled as if we had been electrocuted.

After walking for another hour, seeing that it was getting dark, I couldn't take it anymore, so I could only say to this dead bull nose: "Real Wang, living ancestor! Don't continue to tease us, It's so fucking cold, if there's nothing wrong, we can go back."

The sloppy Taoist stopped after hearing my words.Pointing to a clearing at the foot of the mountain, he said, "It's two years at most, and one year at least. The water dragon will definitely show up here."

At this moment, I feel like I have a question mark in my head, what water dragon?Is it related to the dragon's lair?On the contrary, Chris looked at the sloppy Taoist in surprise, and then asked softly: "Could it be that senior is looking at the direction of the water dragon?"

The dead bull nose ignored Chris completely, but continued to say to me: "Do you know what a water dragon is, silly boy?"

I immediately asked back in my heart: "Do you know what an oath of love is, you dead bull nose." But this can only be thought in my heart, and I cannot say it.Nima, because he is better than me in professional knowledge, he shows it off. I hate this kind of person the most.

But in reality, I can only shake my head, expressing that I don't understand, I'm so mad at the young master.

The sloppy Taoist said to Chris this time: "Looking at you, you should know a lot about this, so please tell Jia Shu what a water dragon is for me."

Chris was a little surprised, this is obviously something that a sloppy Taoist should say, why did she explain it to me in an instant?But the surprise is the surprise, Chris still explained the basic knowledge to me very seriously.

"Mountains are mountains and belong to yang; water is lake and belongs to yin. Among them, the unrestricted water is called water dragon, because it is impossible to control the movement of water dragon.

"Gui Zang Yi" once had a detailed introduction about the water dragon, including the formation of the water dragon, its growth and its final flow, but it is difficult for anyone to read the full version of this book now. "

Dead Cow's Nose glanced at Chris approvingly, and then said, "Get to the point!"

After Chris nodded to the sloppy Taoist, she continued: "Once the water dragon is formed, it cannot be destroyed, so fortune-tellers and astrologers have attached great importance to the appearance of the water dragon since ancient times.

The main reason for this is that once the water dragon appears, there will be floods at least, and the river will change its course at worst, causing immeasurable losses.

Therefore, when a water dragon is discovered, some capable people will try to seal the water dragon, or control it in a small area, so as to reduce the losses it causes.

The position where the water dragon appeared just now mentioned by Senior Wang should belong to the latter, that is, to control the water dragon in a small area.Because the terrain is flat and there are no people living there, I understand it this way. I don't know if it is correct, so I ask the seniors to correct me. "

The sloppy Taoist pointed at Chris with his chin, and then sneered at me, which clearly meant: See, you don't even know the most basic water dragon, and you still have a lot to learn.

Nima, this pissed me off.Ever since I met you, you bastard, when have you taught me something seriously, all in the process of playing me and belittling me, letting me know the whole picture of a certain thing.If you can teach me these things systematically, will I be worse than Chris?

I was scolding my mother here, and the sloppy Taoist began to say calmly: "It's not impossible to seal, but it takes too much time, and there needs to be a special person in charge of keeping an eye on the water dragon all the time. gone."

As soon as the dead old man finished speaking, I found that the jaws of these people, including me, almost dropped to the ground.Nima, why don't you drink to death?Do you compare drinking with this? Fuck, there are wonderful things every year, especially this year!

The sloppy Taoist ignored us at all, and continued to say to himself: "So, it's better to survey the flow direction of the water dragon, and then change its flow direction according to the terrain.

You see, originally the water dragon was going to pass there. "The sloppy Taoist said while pointing to a private house at the foot of the mountain, "But you only need to change the earth's atmosphere slightly, and you can change the direction of the water dragon's flow. "

"How to change the earth's atmosphere?" I hurriedly asked, this Nima is good, if you learn this skill, you can control the water dragon, and you won't worry about flooding your home in the future, it's great!

The sloppy Taoist didn't answer my question, but led us along the original road to a big rock we just passed, kicked the rock and said: "Everything in the world is in the five elements, mutual generation and mutual restraint, circulation It is not resting, and it is harmonized by Yin and Yang. This stone is originally Li Yuan (pronounced yu two tones yuan two tones), "

Seeing the question marks in my head, the sloppy Taoist had no choice but to explain: "It means the earth among the five elements." I have to thank his eight generations of ancestors, otherwise the little master really wouldn't understand.

"And the direction of this stone from west to east is sideways, so it belongs to Yin. When the water dragon passes by here, the stone will generate a weak aura to affect the direction of the water dragon. Therefore, if you want to change the direction of the water dragon, The easiest way is to change these yin objects, use other methods to restrain their own attributes, so as to change the direction of the water dragon."

Well, I didn't understand a word, but Chris listened with gusto.When the sloppy Taoist finished speaking, I found Chrissy's eyes full of admiration, and I almost knelt down to give someone a kowtow, which pissed me off.

"Then how did senior restrain the attributes of this stone?" Chris asked immediately.

The sloppy Taoist smiled, then picked out a bunch of grass seeds from the withered plants nearby and threw them under the stone. Fearing that they would be blown away by the wind, this guy stomped on them a few more times.After finishing everything, he smiled at Chris, which meant that the work was definitely done!

Chris nodded in a sudden realization, and it seemed that she had learned the meaning.The problem is that I don't understand at all, what is going on here?

to be continued