the last witcher

My first reaction was, this shouldn't count as murder, right?At best, it was an over-defense. Besides, even if the forensic doctor came to check, he would definitely not think that I killed the person, because I didn't have any blood on my body, and who can kill someone by piercing the other person's body? ?

Thinking of this, my beating heart can be considered stable for a while, yes, it is too defensive, no matter who asks me, I must insist!

When the remaining monk saw that his companion had died, he gave up his transformation, and the half-human, half-beast was about to run away.

The reason why it is said that you are half human and half beast is that you have good morals.The body has just enlarged, and only a layer of fluff has grown on the head. The outline of the face is still very clear, at least it can be seen that it is a person.But the legs are like elephants, thick and thick, and the cassock is torn, and the exposed parts are also full of hair. Do you think this bear-like guy is a human or a beast?

But this guy runs really fast, and it makes a lot of noise when it runs, like an earthquake, and the ground makes a "dong dong" sound when it steps on it.

It's enjoyable to watch from my side, just to see that Ya's body is still running forward, but her head is stopped in mid-air.If you look carefully, you will find that there is a red rope under the head, which is holding the head at this moment.And the running body began to spurt a lot of blood from its neck, like a fucking fountain, then ran a few more steps, and then fell to the ground.

No need to ask, it was definitely done by a sloppy Taoist, and the dirty red rope will never be forgotten once you see it.Well, sloppy Taoist, you've got something to worry about, something big has happened to you.

I was gloating here, and felt a smell of roast beef spread to my nose.I picked up my nose and smelled it again, it smells so good!Just for this taste, it must be at least medium-ripe, and it can be eaten with seasoning after roasting for a while.However, the seasoning should be added with sesame paste and baby salt, so that it tastes more delicious.

Looking in the direction of the scent, I saw that the gorilla blocking the three fire dragons had already been burnt beyond recognition, and was burned to death there like a burning man.It seems that the scent just came from Ya.Nima, if it weren't for the gorilla being a national first-class protected animal, I could really cut it down and taste it.

I'm researching why the smell is so alluring. The dead cow's nose didn't even have time to wrap the fairy rope around its waist. poke it.

After I finished stabbing, I realized that all the aura around me was gone. Not to mention, why do I feel so tired, like running [-] meters and then doing hundreds of push-ups on the spot? of.

It doesn't matter if I think about it, I feel my legs go limp, and I immediately kneel down on the ground.I wanted to use my arms to support my body, but it turned out that my arms had no strength at all.So when the body leaned forward, it turned into landing on the face first, damn, what a sad ending.

When I lay down on the ground, I felt my head buzzing, as if it had exploded.The brain was like boiling water, gurgling and jumping, and the temples were also swollen, what the hell, it was as uncomfortable as it was.

I wanted to open my mouth to scold that dead bull nose, what the hell did Nima do to the young master, why am I so swollen?What was majestic just now has become a pile of mud.

But as soon as I opened my mouth, I realized that not only was my tongue straightened, but even my vocal cords didn't listen to me. It seemed that I could only make sounds like "ho... ah... um".How are you going to compensate me, you bastard?

This dead old Taoist probably saw through my thoughts, and said to me viciously: "You kid, you have to piss off, this time it's okay, all creatures with spiritual power within a hundred miles know that there is a Buddha child in this world, You just wait for bad luck."

O you uncle!I want that bad stomach feeling, that's an instinctive reaction, okay?If my potential hadn't exploded at that time, I guess your old man would have to collect my body now!It's really a backlash, and I took a peek at it!

What's even more exasperating is that this dead cow's nose actually left me alone, but walked to Chris and Lao Yu's side.At this moment, Lao Yu had been restored to a human being, and he was lying motionless on the ground in his four-cornered flowery underpants.

The sloppy Taoist first knelt down and touched the other party's carotid artery, then put away the immortal rope, tucked his clothes tightly, then groped in his arms for a long time, and took out something to feed the other party.

To be honest, I'm really not used to this sudden loss of spiritual power.Originally, I could see everything, but now I can only see a blur, and I have to widen my eyes.

When I saw the sloppy Taoist feeding those two people, I was so hung up that I couldn't spit it out.Because this guy groped in his arms for a long time, could it be that he was rubbing mud balls like Elder Jigong?Anyway, in Guo Degang's "Jigong Biography", Jigong behaves like this every time he saves someone, vomit, it's so disgusting!

Because of the pain all over my body, I don't know how long it took. I know that when my body started to feel cold, Chris and Lao Yu both sat up, and then the sloppy Taoist stood up and started communicating with these two people.

Because the mountain wind was strong, I was lying downwind again. I didn’t hear a word of what this group of people said. Your uncle Ciao, you don’t play like this. At least let me know what you are going to do next. Really Nima didn't think of me as a teammate, but I saved the lives of both of you just now.

Just when I felt my body start to stiffen, I saw Lao Yu transformed into a werewolf again and started walking towards me.And Chris seemed to be talking to the sloppy Taoist.

When Lao Yu came to me, the guy grabbed my clothes in one mouthful, and then threw me on his back like Nima throwing a piggy.Then this guy turned his head to look at Chris, and found that the other party had left the sloppy Taoist, and then began to limp and prepare to go down the mountain.

Thanks to the wolf's good eyesight, if it were me, I would probably have to get out.Just like that, Lao Yu carried me on his back, Chris led Ya by the tail, and the two of us wobbled to the front of the car.

Chris supported me first, sent me into the car, and then tied the large luggage in the co-pilot to Lao Yu's body. The two of them closed the car door and walked up the mountain again.

Anyway, I'm not so cold anymore, it's just too annoying.Too many things happened today, I have to digest it well.When I think of this, my eyelids start to fight, I'm so tired, let me close my eyes and rest for a while.

When I opened my eyes, I was already on the bed in my shop.And the woman sitting next to me is not Chrissy, but Wang Lili, I am the second!What the hell happened when I fell asleep, damn, I can't fuck, can I?

But the good news is that I found that my body no longer hurts.Not only is there no pain, but I can move freely. Not only can I move freely, but I also have a frightening male physiological reaction.

Nima, it's too embarrassing to set up a small tent in front of a woman.I immediately closed my eyes and began to think about some of the episodes where the fire broke out, such as: the monk being burned into a roast beef, or the body running forward without a head spraying blood.

After thinking about it for a while, I felt that my body was not so impulsive, so I opened my eyes and took a look, Ciao!The following has changed from the original small tent to a pillar supporting the sky.

to be continued