the last witcher

Nima, this buddy has definitely been poisoned by the group of gods enshrined, otherwise how could he know such details.

"Brother, you're so funny. It's easy to make a mess of enshrining so many gods, and you don't feel good!" I continued to say to this buddy,

"It's good to see them fighting, or you just sit around all day long, how boring you are." Well, this person is weird enough, and his answer is even more weird.

The problem is that no matter how the immortals who enshrine fight, I must at least feel comfortable. I stood in the other party's shop for a while, and I felt that my internal organs were indescribably uncomfortable, so I better get out and stand there.

The other party saw me retreating outside the store, and said to me with a smile: "You have great supernatural powers. Generally, the city's horse fairies and Baojia fairies pass by my border and hide far away. Even some who follow me People I know often tell me, let me find a yellow curtain to block those gods, otherwise it will collide with their supernatural powers."

After finishing speaking, this buddy put the things I needed into a black plastic bag, "There are still two things missing, I will go to other stores to find a change for you." After giving it to me, I turned around and went to other shops.

I took the plastic bag and began to compare the notes in my hand one by one: candles, yes; candlesticks, yes; I have it; I have the tablecloth for the incense table.Only missing life gold and cinnabar, and the remaining pens, inks, papers and inkstones, I can buy them in stores that specialize in art and calligraphy supplies outside.

After a while, the buddy came back sweating profusely, "Brother, this is longevity gold. But do you plan to use the cinnabar for painting or for medicinal purposes?"

I couldn't tell the difference between the two at all, so I asked, "Do you have both?"

"There are both. The cinnabar for painting is cheap, one yuan per gram, and the medicinal one is expensive, three yuan per gram." The other party explained.

Damn, the sloppy Taoist doesn’t even have a mobile phone, which one should I buy? Forget it, I don’t have much money in total. “Give me [-] grams!” Since I can’t decide, why don’t I just buy them all? Some, if you buy the wrong one, you have to make another trip.

"Okay!" The other party quickly packed the things for me, and after I asked the price, I handed over the money to the other party.

"Brother, leave a phone number?" The other party asked sincerely,

I told the other party my phone number and asked, "Why do you leave your phone number?"

"It's nothing, it's just that I've been having headaches lately. If you have a magic talisman for healing, remember to make one for me." The other party seems to be very confident in my ability.

"Okay, you can save my name. My name is Jia Shu. What's your name?" I felt that after I learned spells, I could use this guy to practice my hands, so I happily agreed to the other party's request. As for the money It doesn't matter if you don't have money.

"My name is Qi Hongxiang, you can call me Xiaoqi." This big fat buddy reported himself.

After picking up the things, he left Xiaoqi's store, but he didn't know that he had formed an indissoluble bond with this buddy.

I went out and walked east for less than 200 meters, and came to a shop selling calligraphy utensils. I bought all the pens, inks, papers and inkstones inside, and took a taxi directly to the wedding shop.

As soon as I entered the door, I found that the sloppy Taoist was not in the store. I searched upstairs and downstairs but didn't catch him. I'm so good!Your uncle, you don't know that the law and order is not good, you dare to go out without locking the door, and you will be frightened.

But after checking around, I found that nothing was missing, especially in the warehouse on the second floor, the cash that Bai Xue left with me was still there, and my heart was finally relieved.

As soon as I went out and turned a corner, I saw this dead bull nose chatting with an old man I always saw behind the building.

Seeing me pass by, the sloppy Taoist didn't pay attention, but continued to say to the old man: "You just listen to my advice, don't look for a wife."

The old man grinned after hearing this, and then said bitterly: "Old brother, it's not that I want to look for it. I have been obedient all my life. When I was young, I listened to my mother, and when I went to school, I listened to my private school teacher. After I got married, I listened to my wife. I’ll listen to my daughter after I’m born. I’m seventy this year, and I won’t live for a few more years. I haven’t made decisions in my life, and I don’t want to make decisions anymore, so I’m thinking about finding a wife to make do with for a few more years.”

"It's your destiny to find a wife. I'll say what I have to say. Don't be so selfish. Otherwise, if you don't say anything about yourself and others, you'll get them back in your next life." The sloppy Taoist seemed very angry. , After finishing speaking, regardless of the old man's reaction, he yelled at me: "What's the excitement, go back quickly." Then he walked back to the store with big strides.

I knew that this dead bull nose would be terribly angry, so I obediently followed behind him, didn't mention the fact that the other party didn't look at the store, and went back to my wedding shop with him.

After entering the store, I asked in a low voice: "Daoist Wang, I have bought everything for you. What do you think is the next step?" I was afraid that the other party would turn on me.

"Prepare a small table, and I will teach you how to place these things, and then I will teach you how to invite the upper body of the gods, and then teach you how to draw talismans and make talismans." The sloppy Taoist said to me with a dark face.

"Okay!" I quickly moved down a folding table from the second floor, and then took out the things in the black plastic bag one by one. It was fine anyway, so I asked a lot, "What happened to the old man outside?" , made you so unhappy?"

"Ah!" The sloppy Taoist sighed, and then took all the things I took out to have a look. He was afraid that they were inappropriate, and after checking them all, he said to me: "This old man beats his wife to death three times in a row. I'm a daughter-in-law, and I'm almost seventy years old, and I'm planning to continue, isn't it a death sentence?"

"Why do you want to die?" I asked puzzled,

"The fate of the three mountains means that in this life, at most three wives can be killed. After exceeding this number, the next one to be killed is himself." The sloppy Taoist explained to me.

"Oh!" I replied half-understood. Fate is too mysterious. Although I know that the old man's character is relatively weak, he is definitely not as clear as the sloppy Taoist.

Forget it, I'm snowing myself, regardless of other people's concept of frost, first find a way to learn to ask magic spells and talismans to make talismans.

The sloppy Taoist first set the table facing the west, and then said to me: "In the future, when you open the altar yourself, the table will either face the west or the south. Unless it is the Seven Stars Altar, you must not face other directions."

After watching me nod, the sloppy Taoist explained to me while arranging the objects: "The tablecloth must be placed evenly, especially without any wrinkles on the table, because this is a respect for the fairy family invited."

Seeing that I listened to his explanation very seriously, the sloppy Taoist continued: "Of course, this is only suitable for beginners like you, and this is just a ceremony, the purpose of which is to increase your personal devotion, and then increase your desire. It’s just the probability of the success of the talisman. You see, I don’t have so many requirements for the talisman, just find a piece of paper and draw a few strokes on it.”

Well, thanks to my listening to you so carefully explaining the rules here, it turns out that the biggest rule is that there are no rules, sir!You are a person who is close to the fairy, who can compare with you.

When I drew a circle and cursed the dead cow's nose, this guy continued to explain to me how to use other objects.

to be continued