the last witcher

I'm still in a daze, this dead cow pinched my hand and pressed it directly to the signatures on the two yellow papers, okay!It's like selling a bond.

Afterwards, the sloppy Taoist pasted one of them directly on the scroll and handed it to me, and put the other on the candle, lit it and threw it into the pot, and then told him to read:

"Disciple Jia Shu, today, in front of all immortals, Buddhas, ancestors, gods, and bodhisattvas, he vowed to learn spells to protect himself, protect his family, protect his house, save the world, help others, and do good deeds.

From now on, disciples must act in the spirit of loyalty, filial piety, benevolence and righteousness, and common sense, and never go against the heavens.May all the Buddhas and gods bless disciple Jia Shu to study the Fa successfully, and the magic talisman drawn will be miraculous and radiant, blessing the common people.The person who made the vow: Jia Shu. "Then I read my birthday horoscope again.

Strange to say, when I finished reading, the yellow paper in the pot was also burnt out at the same time.After seeing my end, the dead bull put a wad of longevity gold into my hand, and quickly said to me: "Light it quickly, wrap three circles around the joss stick, and then throw it into the pot.

After doing what the sloppy Taoist said, I suddenly felt that the sloppy Taoist was shrouded in a layer of pale golden light. This damn is amazing.

I was in a daze here, but this dead bull-nosed snatched the scroll from my hand, wrapped it in my arms, and said to me: "From now on, you are a layman of the Shangqing sect Disciple, according to the rules of our ancestors, I should accept you as an apprentice because you burned the oath in front of me, but considering that you entered the industry too late, you and I will be teachers and friends from now on, so you must not call me As a master. But what I should teach you, I will definitely not hide."

As soon as I heard it, it's a good feeling, just because the other party has the responsibility to teach me, but I don't need to have any obligation to repay the other party, which is very much in line with my wishes!

Thinking about it now, I was so young and ignorant at the time.To know where there is a free lunch in this world, if you pay, you must get something in return. This is an eternal truth, but there were too many trivial things at that time, so I didn't think about it.

Also, why did people teach me this skill out of thin air?I really didn't think about it at the time, and only after experiencing the Dragon's Cave incident did I realize that this old man did this to save my life.

After the Invite God Mantra and Invite Buddha Mantra were taught, the sloppy Taoist began to teach me the incantations to forgive various objects. The incantations are as follows:

Absolute Pen Curse: Receive the five thunder god generals, burn the brilliance with electricity, protect the body and life at the top, bind ghosts and subdue evil spirits at the bottom, destroy all life and death, and I will live forever.

Forgive the paper mantra: The Jade Emperor pardoned my paper talisman, beat ghosts, every piece of paper is a divine book, anyone who dares to disobey will be taken to Fengdu City, as urgent as a law.

Forgive Water Mantra: This water is not extraordinary water, the northern Rengui water, a little bit in the inkstone, and it will arrive in a moment, the sick swallow it, and all diseases will be eliminated, and the evil ghosts will turn it into powder.

Ink pardon mantra: The Jade Emperor has forgiveness, the god ink is burnt, the shape is like a cloud, nine stars are listed above, the god ink is lightly ground, and the thunderbolt dispute is as urgent as a law.

Forgive the Inkstone Mantra: The Jade Emperor has pardon, the divine inkstone is in all directions, gold, wood, water, fire and earth, the divine inkstone is lightly ground, and the thunderbolt and electric light are as urgent as a law.

Forgive the cinnabar mantra: the god sand is heroic, there is clearness in the sand, drawing talismans to prohibit ghosts, can be safe and peaceful, the first grinding will shake the world, the second grinding will open the earth, the third grinding will make people live longer, and the fourth grinding will reduce the death of ghosts. I obey the order of Master Yang Gongzu, Hurry like a law.

The curse of taking the brush: swaying the magic pen, the gods protect it, so as to be peaceful, to subdue the devil and subdue the evil.

Writing mantra: Recitation without talisman head, the sky is round and the earth is round, six orders and nine chapters, now I am writing, ten thousand ghosts and treasures.With the idea of ​​the talisman, one stroke moves the world, two strokes the ancestor's sword, and three strokes are fierce and evil, traveling thousands of miles away.

Amnesty Talisman: I enshrine the Supreme Immortal Master, Nine Heavens Xuannv Empress, Big Dipper Lord and oooo and other heavenly gods, give me a finger to subdue the demon sword, point to clear the sky, point to the spirit of the earth, point to show the gods, and point to everyone's longevity , dots are easy to use.

Talisman Mantra: Qianyuan is overcast, fortune is unbiased, good fortune develops, all things are nourished, east, west, north, south, abiding in peace, clouds move and rain, changes are unpredictable, I respect the urgency of the Supreme Lord.

There are hundreds of spells left, too many to list one by one.

Later, the sloppy Taoist taught me many spells such as the head of the talisman, the wings of the talisman, the gall of the talisman, and the feet of the talisman.Fortunately, most of them rhyme and can be memorized after a few times.After I wrote everything down, Taoist Sloppy showed me a few different types of talismans in person, and I took them all seriously.

Looking at the time on the calculator, it was already past one o'clock in the afternoon, and there were less than four hours left before the sloppy Taoist left. After all, he came all the way to teach me how to draw talismans, so I can't let him go hungry .So I asked the sloppy Taoist in a low voice: "Really Wang, are you hungry?"

"What, are you hungry?" The sloppy Taoist looked displeased,

"I'm fine, but it's time for dinner. I'll buy you what you want to eat." I carefully asked about the taste of the person, for fear of offending him if I didn't pay attention. You know, I still have a lot of food It is important to ask the other party for help.

"Oh, you still have a conscience." The sloppy Taoist twirled his goatee and said, "The food doesn't matter, the main thing is that there must be good wine."

"This is easy." You must know that I am doing weddings myself. Every time I finish my work and encounter a good wine at the other party's house, I will ask the other party to save two bottles. I haven't made much money these years, but it's good. The wine really saved a lot.Moutai, Wuliangye, Jiannanchun, Nuerhong, Zhuyeqing, Yanghe Daqu, Fenjiu, Dukang, etc., I have everything here.

Seeing the sloppy Daoist's heart bursting with joy, I knew that Bai Xue begged me for something, so I let him sit on the sofa, and I hurried to the opposite farm restaurant to order a few hard dishes. After returning, I ran to the restaurant on the second floor In the storage room, two altars of Shaoxing Nurhong were said to have been sealed for more than 25 years.

As soon as I came downstairs with the wine jar in my arms, I saw that dead bull nose rushing up, "Wuliang Tianzun! Daughter Hong, I haven't had this kind of wine for a long time."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for my reply, I snatched it directly, poked a hole in the mud seal with one finger, and then began to look around the room.

"What are you looking for?" I asked curiously.

"Find me a guy who holds wine." This dead bull nose is really booing wine like his life, and he doesn't care about anything after encountering good wine. Put it on the hole in the wine jar, sniff it vigorously, as if you haven't drunk wine in 800 years.

Looking at Yana's virtue, Halazi is about to fall into the jar, I am so happy.Because of the principle that what is taken in advance must be given first, I still understand it very well.Just like what Lai Changxing said, "No one is scary, just be afraid that the other party doesn't like it." As long as the other party is interested, everything is just a cloud. To paraphrase the words of today's children, "Five words fall from the sky, it doesn't matter." It's a problem!"

I handed the sloppy Taoist a rice bowl, and I cleared the coffee table. Without much effort, the farm restaurant across the street delivered all the dishes I ordered to the store. I sat opposite the sloppy Taoist and began to study how to get what Bai Xue wanted If you want to do something, tell this dead bull nose in my language, and let the other party do it for me!

to be continued