the last witcher

"Oh, don't mention it, it will be tears if you talk too much!" I am telling the truth, it is full of tears.

"The computer is broken?" In Fatty's eyes, there are only three reasons for coming to him. The first is that the computer is broken, the second is to go out for a drink, and the third is to talk about repairing the computer while drinking.

"Do you have Yang Rui's phone number?" I asked straight to the point,

"Why? You don't have a car or a house, people look down on you." This fat man's words are too shocking, you have to drag me to accompany you if you don't have a date.

"Your sister! Who said that she is going to have sex with her, and she plans to ask her sister who is going to get married some things." I started to stare and talk nonsense.

"Oh, take your phone and write it down." The fat man eagerly took out his phone and began to look up the other party's number.

"I don't have a cell phone, so you can call me there, and I'll just pick it up." Damn Wang Lili is so cheating, why would you want to take my cell phone away? Thanks to my good relationship with Fatty, otherwise you would think I wanted to It's cheaper to take advantage of other people's phone bills.

"Hey, Yang Rui, I'm fat man, Jia Shu has something to do with you." After connecting, the fat man handed me the phone.

"Hello, sister, I'm Jia Shu, do you have Wang Lili's phone number, I need her urgently." I explained my purpose directly.

"Brother, that girl is not suitable for you!" The other party's words did not choke me to death, Nima is indeed the fat man's younger sister, and she speaks just like that fat man.

"It's not about men and women. It's about the wedding. If you know, give me her phone number." I pinched the fat man who was smiling badly with my eyes, and said with a serious expression.

"Remember, 138xxxxxxxx!" Yang Rui then told me Wang Lili's phone number.

"Thank you, someday we will have a chance to get together!" I threw out a bad check.

"Oh, remember to keep in touch." After speaking, the other party hung up the phone.

I muttered Wang Lili's cell phone number, and I used Fatty's phone to call her.

"Hello, who is it?" The other party asked lazily, and he was still in a state of half-dream and half-awake.

"I'm Jia Shu, you borrowed that thing from me, when will you return it to me?" I tried to keep my voice calm, because I didn't want the fat man to know about it, because if I was caught by you, it would be a big deal. The goods can be read for at least half a year.

As soon as he heard my name, the other party's voice immediately soared, "You can actually find my phone number, you really have it. See if you are sincere. At nine o'clock in the evening, Lan ** is pregnant with the bar. See you there Let go!" The guy hung up the phone without waiting for my agreement.

I hate this fucker, after handing the phone back to the fat man, I started to feel depressed.It's not that I hate going to bars, because when I was in college, I went to bars almost every week, but the problem is that Wang Lili said that this bar is a famous gay bar in this city. Nima asked me to go there, and the other party He must be planning to punish me, Mr. Ao, Wang Lili is definitely the kind of master who doesn't hit the house for three days and doesn't kick for five days.

Because the hair salon next door to Fatty is Zhang Peng’s, so after saying goodbye to Fatty, I went straight into Zhang Yi’s hair salon. At the moment, he was giving a haircut to a customer. Seeing my appearance, Zhang Peng’s first sentence was also, “What’s wrong?” Are you being robbed?"

I smiled wryly at him helplessly, and then I went into the bedroom at the back of his house. At the moment, my sister-in-law is setting up a table in the bedroom, waiting for Zhang Peng to finish his haircut and have dinner.

Seeing me coming in, the first thing my sister-in-law said was: "Jia Shu, have you been robbed?"

Zhang Peng’s daughter-in-law’s name is Wang Yang. This guy saw that I wasn’t going to answer her question, so he threw out a second sentence that made me very tangled up, “Jia Shu, I’m running out of food. I’m going out to buy some steamed buns. You can buy ten Is it enough to eat?"

The first half of this sentence definitely did not treat me as an outsider, and the second half of the sentence is equivalent to indirectly saying that I am a fool.Shit, I can't eat that much, okay, is this damn swollen today?

"Don't go, I'm going to buy something for the toothpaste." I touched the pocket of my pajamas, and it seemed that I had money in my pocket, so I quickly went to the supermarket across the street to buy some spiced peanuts, crispy rice, and There were things like dried sweet potatoes, and then he returned to Zhang Peng's shop with a carry of beer.

When he returned, Zhang Peng had already finished his work.A few of us started chatting while eating, and the topic always revolved around housing prices.Because the biggest wish of a businessman is to have a store of his own, alas!The problem is not to mention storefront housing, even ordinary commercial housing is enough for our group of young people to drink a pot, and talking about it is full of tears.

After sitting around 08:30, I got up and left Zhang Peng's place, and walked to the bar designated by Wang Lili.Because it was just across the street, I soon came to the door of the bar.

I simply looked around at the door, because there is no parking lot, and the vehicles are parked on the side of the road, so I saw Wang Lili's BMW x5 at a glance, ok, as long as you come.Then, I pushed open the door of the bar and stepped into the bar.

This is the time when those empty, lonely and cold people inside are looking for prey. Suddenly seeing a stranger in pajamas wearing an oversized scarf and killing him with anger, the group of people focused their attention On my body.

I avoided everyone's eyes and started looking for Wang Lili in the room.After scanning around, he finally found this little girl in a booth.At this moment, this guy is sitting in the booth drinking wine, but there are a few women who are very manly dressed to accompany her.

I walked quickly to her booth. Wherever I went, many men and women began to stare at me intentionally or unintentionally. I pretended not to notice and sat in front of Wang Lili.

After writing this, I will briefly talk about how to judge some people in the bar.Generally, people who are looking for sex basically don't drink beer. Most of these people order cocktails or juices!

Most of the ducks in the bar wear a ring on the little finger of the right hand, the lighter is pressed under the red cigarette case, and there is more lemon juice.

The prostitutes in bars generally wear rings on their index fingers, and don’t wear necklaces and other valuables. Most of them wear skirts, mainly for convenience, and most of them like to drink hard alcohol. It seems that they are telling the other party that they are Enough!

Drug dealers in bars generally wear rings on their middle fingers, and wear loose clothing with sports shoes. I feel like they are going to run away at any time when they encounter the police.

As for men looking for sex, the most common method is to put a pack of cigarettes on the table, pull out two of them to expose the cigarette holders, and then put a lighter on top of the pack.

That meaning is too clear, is there a girl who will light the fire for me tonight?

If a girl comes over, if you are interested, take out one of them, and if the girl is also interested in you, she will also take out the other one, and then light it for you; if you are not interested, just take out two cigarettes Push it back into the cigarette case, and then stand it up.

As for women looking for sex, the most common way is to order a cup of hot coffee, then put the sugar packet next to the coffee, and stir it back and forth with a coffee spoon.

If there is a handsome pot coming, if you are interested, you can tear open the sugar packet and pour the sugar into the coffee.If the handsome pot understands, he will sit down and chat with you until the end, if he starts to drink coffee, he will accept it; but if you feel that this person is boring after chatting with the other party for a while, you can continue to stir the coffee, and the other party will understand leave.

to be continued