the last witcher

The other party probably didn't want to kill me without asking for any information, so I felt that Zheng Meimei shook slightly, and the parts of me that were stabbed started to go numb, which seemed to be an antidote It worked.

Seeing that I was fine, the man named Jack yelled in the direction of the monster, "God monkey, stop playing and get down to business!"

After Jack finished speaking, the heads of the two monsters also fell to the ground, time!What kind of thing is this damn monkey? The speed is so fast, I have to take a good look.

Just when I opened my eyes wide to see what happened, I found a half-human, half-monkey guy in front of me.

At this moment, this guy is grinning at me, this shit makes me sick, if I can't move my body, I can spray my head with what I ate at night.

If so, my viscera are also extremely uncomfortable, as if the whole world is overwhelmed, it seems that seeing this product is the inducement, the most important thing is that the other party's antidote has side effects, this time!

Besides, this thing called a god monkey is at best about 1.2 meters tall, with hands above the knees, round eyes, thick lips, and a pair of protruding ears.The most peculiar thing is her body shape, with long arms, long legs and short body. There is a layer of fluffy hair on the top of the head, but no hair grows on the rest of the place.Otherwise, from a distance, it looks like a macaque.

At this moment, this guy is holding two half-moon-shaped scimitars, looking at me with interest.After watching it for a while, this guy started to dance and dance, and began to speak a language I couldn't understand.

"Look, the god monkey is so happy, I just say don't kill this person, the god monkey praises you for doing a good job." Jack is actually acting as an interpreter, Tzu Ao!

"Ask the god monkey what to do next? There are so many powerful guys out there, it might be difficult to go with this burden." The woman behind me asked in a strange way, as if she couldn't understand it just like me. The language of monkey gods.

But who are you calling a burden?You are a burden like this, your mother is a burden, your father is a burden, and your whole family is a burden.This makes the little grandpa angry. At any rate, he is a charmer and Zhu Youshi. Although he is half-baked, at least he knows much more than ordinary people!

After listening to Jack, he communicated with the other party in a monkey-like language, but this guy is still hiding in the ground. This damn is definitely the grandson of the earth.

After listening to Jack's translation, the god monkey actually stood there and thought about it, how ridiculous it was, and when he finished thinking, this guy yelled loudly, not knowing what he was talking about.

I was still planning to wait for Jack to translate, but I found that the monkey stopped in the middle of shouting, and then its body began to be squeezed flat like it was being stuffed into a rolling machine. force in one direction.

"Jack, save the god monkey." Zheng Meimei shouted anxiously behind me, but the problem is that if you want to save someone, you have to find out why the other party was attacked. At least I didn't see who was attacking the god monkey. .

To my surprise, Jack under his feet didn't make a sound, nor did he make any moves. On the contrary, the monkey was pressed tighter and tighter, its body, head and buttocks were squeezed together, and the weapon in its hand was also squeezed. It bent, and blood began to bleed from some of the places where the blade had been cut.

But what makes me even more surprised is that the blood that flowed out did not drip on the ground, but was accumulated on the first floor. It seemed that the monkey was locked in a cube, and at this moment, the cube was constantly zoom out.

Sure enough, as I expected, the other party's body was squeezed smaller and smaller, until the end, I could only see a pile of flesh and blood inside the cube, and just when I thought the cube would disappear, I heard " With a bang, that guy called the monkey actually exploded!

This nima collapsed so that I was covered in pieces and blood from the dead body, next time, da nima is disgusting!

But it's true when you think about it carefully. When the cube compresses the opponent's body to the minimum, it suddenly disappears. Then the corpse inside will expand the moment it is freed, and it is not surprising that an explosion occurs.

While I was guessing wildly, I felt a sudden sharp pain in my body, and then I heard: "Let me go!" Afterwards, my body was actually freed from the other party's control. What happened? ?

I looked back with the remaining strength, and found that the idiot behind me was actually hung up, and it was at this time that I realized that the hair tied on my body was actually this Zheng Meimei's hair, Ciao!How much mousse do you have to do to get your hair this hard.

Because the other party's current hair is straight (saying la twice), which is the same as the special hairstyle in Street Fighter, a strange and flirtatious old lady.

No, is it really poisonous?If there is toxin in this girl's hair, what exactly is it used to detoxify me?

Seeing the sweat flowing down Zheng Meimei's forehead, I finally couldn't help but spit it out.Ciao, you blind mother, can you stop being so disgusting.As soon as I thought of the other party's horrible body fluids entering my body, my stomach began to churn, so I knelt on the ground and started vomiting non-stop, even vomited out the fucking green bile.

When I looked up, there were already more than a dozen foreigners in black suits gathered around me, all of them looked like men in black. I resisted my nausea and asked, "cia?"

"O!" A guy with yellow hair and blue eyes said to me, it seems that I guessed it right.

I tried to stand up a few times, and finally stood up, "You are also here to find the dragon's lair, right?"

One of the burly black men said to me: "Since you know our purpose, please cooperate with our work."

There was no emotion in the other party's voice, and after listening to it, people felt chills all over.

Just when I was about to fight to the end, a voice suddenly came in, "If you dare to say it, all your friends will die."

I can tell that this is the sound of using sound transmission in the bar just now, but I didn't see who said it just now, and now I can follow the sound to find the source outside.

I just wanted to pick apart the CIA agents to see what's going on outside.I felt a pain in my leg first, and then I fell to the ground.

Is this damn swollen? I only found out when I touched it with my hand, the uncle Zheng Meimei.This guy's hair is still sticking straight to my body. Since it is behind my body and it is dark, my whole body hurts badly. I didn't feel that the hairs were actually hair until now.

Dare to feel that I look like a hedgehog now.Besides, people's thorns exist for self-protection; the hair on my body exists to hurt me, this damn is outrageous, I don't want to play like this.

It was still the black man who kicked me, and this guy started with relatively dark hands, and kicked directly on the hair tied at the knee of my knee, causing me to fall down instantly.

Afterwards, I kept thinking, people are so weird, if I just fell down, I would probably die like a thousand arrows piercing my heart.But the body has been in a state of falling forward, is this God's will?

to be continued