the last witcher

"Jia Shu, wait for me!" After speaking, Wang Lili turned and left the room where I was.

Well, even if you ask me to go up the knife mountain or down the frying pan at this moment, I will still think about it. God knows when the relationship between the two of us will become harmonious.

In fact, if Wang Lili can live a down-to-earth life, she is indeed the best candidate to be a wife.First of all, this girl is very intelligent and well-informed. These two points are very important. Not only will it become easier to get along with, but it will directly affect the genes of the next generation;

Secondly, this girl's temperament and appearance belong to the top-grade appearance, not to mention that men have no vanity, everyone is a man, so there is nothing wrong with finding a beautiful girl with a figure.

I remember a good saying that a woman looks for her mother before the age of five; when she is six to ten years old, she is looking for a partner who can play with her; when she is eleven to 15 years old, she is looking for a big brother who can care about herself ; When you are 20 to 21 years old, you are looking for a handsome guy recognized by everyone; When you are young, you are looking for a man who is older than you and has financial ability; when you are 25 to 26 years old, you are looking for a good man with a tacit understanding; When you are 30 years old, you are looking for a man who can grow old with you; when you are 40 to 50 years old, you are looking for a man who does not need to take care of yourself; after 60 years old, you are looking for a man who will die later than yourself.

Look at men again, men look for mothers before the age of five; when they are six to ten years old, they look for boys who can bully girls together; when they are eleven to 15 years old, they look for football, basketball, table tennis, judo , Taekwondo, Sanda and a series of fitness exercises; when you are 20 to 21 years old, you are looking for a woman, yes, it is ok if you are a girl, it seems that men’s hormone secretion is the most vigorous at that stage; 25-18 year olds are looking for beautiful and fit women; 24-26 years old, looking for 30-18 years old beautiful and figured women; 24-40 years old, looking for 18-24 years old beautiful and fit women When you are 50 to 18 years old, you are looking for a 24-50 year old beautiful woman with a figure; when you are 60 to 18 years old, you are looking for a 24-18 year old beautiful woman with a figure; When he died, he was looking for a beautiful and figured woman aged 24-[-].

The conclusion is the second one I mentioned. Men who are over 20 years old seem to be very specific in their choice of women, and I am already 29 years old. The standard for a woman with a figure.

The last is the conditions of the two parties. I feel that with Wang Lili's current net worth, she will only be higher than me, not lower than me. Moreover, she has fallen out with her parents. In the future, she does not need to consider too much interference from the other party's parents. It's ideal.

Based on the above points, finding a girl like this is not ashamed to take it out, and it is good-looking at home, and she can see all the prosperity in the world, as long as she treats her with heart, she is definitely the first choice for living at home.

I was thinking about my little Jiujiu here, when Wang Lili came to me wearing the same sports couple outfit as me.

"It's pretty." I praised first, and then said: "But it's too dangerous to be with me, you'd better wait at home for me to come back."

"It's dangerous to stay at home!" The other party replied with a blank look at me, and then handed me a Samsung mobile phone, "I'm sorry, you lost that mobile phone, this is for you."

I feel a bit of a headache. It’s okay to lose my phone. The problem is that there are too many customer information on the sim card. It’s hard as hell to get it back.

Seeing that I didn't reach out for a long time, Wang Lili said unhappily: "Why, if you don't like it, I'll drop it if you don't like it." After speaking, she raised the phone high and made a gesture of about to drop it.

"Don't, don't, don't!" I quickly stopped the other party's move, "What's the phone number?" Then I asked.

"186xxxx3688!" The other party told me the number of the new mobile phone. I still use this number to this day. Maybe I am nostalgic for the old one. Of course, the original number, I also reissued it later.

"Got it." The number is easy to remember, I took the phone and put it in my trouser pocket, then I took Wang Lili into my arms and said softly: "It's really too dangerous, can you wait for me at home?"

The other party seemed to like being hugged by me very much, so I didn't speak for a long time, so I could only hug her and wait for her answer.

It took about five minutes for Wang Lili to say, "If I don't take you there, you won't be able to find out where Cao Cao is now."

"Where is Lao Cao now?" I asked anxiously.

"I won't tell you. But if you take me with you, I'll be your driver, or it's free, how about it?" I definitely offended her in my previous life, otherwise why would I be so sadly played by others in this life? .

In desperation, I just nodded in agreement.But there is a thousand-word grass mud horse floating in my heart, you definitely did it on purpose, you know that Lao Cao is safe, why didn't you say hello to me, I was so anxious that I almost went to the room, you really Bad, definitely have a fight with me.

But think about it, it is also good to put the other party by my side. After the matter of men and women, I really don't want her to encounter any danger, so I kissed Ya's face, and then made a three-chapter agreement with the other party very seriously :

First, you must do what I say, and you must not violate it;

Second, you must inform me before you do anything to avoid any accidents;

Third, refer to the above two points.

After Wang Lili listened, she nodded in agreement.Just when I was about to leave, this girl suddenly pulled my sleeve and whispered: "I'm going to the bathroom, let me tell you."

Shit, your uncle, you definitely did it on purpose, this kind of thing needs to be reported.I helplessly slapped the other party's butt, pretending to be angry and said, "No!"

The other party said coyly, "No, then I'm going to diaper my pants."

Well, I have nothing to do with this little fairy, so I had no choice but to say, "Go and come back."

The other party took a sip on my cheek, and while running to the bathroom, he still didn’t forget to yell at me: “There is a cigarette in the pocket of the clothes, you smoke a cigarette to relieve fatigue.”

I like this girl more and more. I took out a cigarette and took a look. She is the best Yellow Crane Tower. I don’t know how much this girl earns a month. She spends money lavishly.

At the same time as the cigarette, I took out a zippo lighter with a dark green casing. After lighting it, I blew it hard, but the flame did not go out. After lighting it for a while, I found that the whole body of the lighter did not heat up. authentic.After lighting a cigarette, I started wandering around the other person's house.

This little goblin's house is big enough. On the first floor where I am alone, there are four rooms and a living room, and there are stairs leading to the second floor. There are also two bathrooms. Local tyrants, definitely local tyrants, I want to collect it on behalf of the people. You are very good.

There is nothing in the kitchen except a pot of porridge. It seems that she is not the master of cooking. I will train her to be a good Chinese cook in the future.

I was just thinking about it here, when I heard "Jia Shu, help me!" from the bathroom not far away.

to be continued