the last witcher

Leaving aside the matter of what I saw with my eyes when I lay down on the ground, just treat it as a trick.After reading the previous article, many readers will ask, since the two of you are fighting in the bathroom, and the other is a mud monster, why don't you use tap water to wash away the other's body?

I also thought about spraying each other with a tap at first, but Nima Wang Lili is indeed a representative of the post-[-]s rich.In this bathroom, apart from towels, bath towels and a lot of miscellaneous cosmetics, not to mention the basin, there is not even a guy holding water in sight.And the faucet is often flushed down, how the hell do I catch the water?

And we were fighting at the time, firstly, the other party didn’t give me a chance to turn on the tap; secondly, even if I turned on the tap, there was neither time nor someone to catch the water, so I couldn’t use the tap water Let's deal with the mud monster in front of us.

After the explanation, the book continues with the text.After seeing me lying sprawled on the tiles on the ground, that smelly and shameless mud monster immediately pounced on me, seeing that his posture was about to ride on me, and then sealed my breathing organs with the mud in his hand .

Uncle Ciao, you think you are Wang Lili, I am willing to be attacked by others, and I am very happy; what kind of business do you want to do, I don’t want to be gay, even if I do, who will be with you A dirty muddy wretch, Tzu-O!

But the other party still underestimated me after my spiritual power erupted.I dodged the opponent's attack as soon as I turned over, and then I jumped up with a carp, and I have to say that danger can stimulate people's potential. Why should I be normal, let alone a carp, or a black pig. I can't stand it either

Here, I would like to thank the sloppy Taoist, the Dongmi demon monk who wanted to put me to death, thank that unknown strange Shushu, and thank all the major TVs for stimulating my yellow spiritual power, three grams of oil, three grams of oil!

After I jumped up, I pressed all the waterproof switches on the wall up. I did all this quickly and covertly, and the other party didn't notice it at all.And when the other party turned around, I made a defensive posture again. It can be said that my acting skills are full, and I can definitely win the Oscar for Best Actor.

In order to reassure Wang Lili, and at the same time to get rid of her quickly, I yelled outside the door: "Block the bathroom door!"

Damn, this girl is really obedient, I just yelled halfway, and this guy closed the door.This really echoes the saying, "Husbands and wives are originally birds in the same forest, and when disaster strikes, they fly separately." It seems that Wang Lili and I still need to work together.

After pressing the switch, I only have time to procrastinate, this is: as long as you work hard, the iron pestle will be ground into a needle, as long as you persist for a long time, the opponent will die!

Afterwards, the opponent kept attacking me, but I just dodged blindly, especially protecting my breathing mouth and nose.In this way, the two of us have been tossing for about an hour. The mud that fell on the ground at first has begun to accumulate thick sand, and the mud on my body has also begun to condense into lumps.

When I feel that the time is right, I stop avoiding and confront the other person face to face.When the opponent punched me, I concentrated my spiritual power on my right fist, and then hit the opponent's fist head-on.

There was a "crash" in my ears, and the opponent's fists and arms were broken into pieces.At the moment when the other party was surprised, I concentrated my spiritual power on my legs and used the move to sweep the legs.As a result, the opponent's legs from the knee down were directly smashed by me.It wasn't until the other party fell down that I realized that I had overshadowed him, but it was too late, and the situation was gone!

I pulled a towel off the bath rod and wiped the sweat from my head, then crushed the other's remaining arm with my foot, pinched the other's head and asked, "Who sent you here? Where is Xiong Yali now? "

At this time, except for the body and the head, the other part of the other party was smashed to pieces by me, like a personal stick, lying obediently on the spot.But I can feel from his eyes that he has begun to feel hopeless.

After listening to my question, this guy's head shook like a rattle, but it's okay not to shake his head. When Nima shook his head, it broke from the neck, so scared that this guy stopped quickly, and said in a begging tone Said to me: "Water, water, help!"

I let go of the other person's head, stood up and turned on the faucet, drank mouth to mouth, and then arrogantly repeated the question just now, "Who sent you here? Where is Xiong Yali now?"

The other party gave me a hard look first, then closed his eyes, it seemed that he was planning to threaten him with death.Well, I'll let you do it.

So I put my foot on the opponent's head with all my strength, and scolded as I stepped on it: "I'll make you a pervert, make you pretend, make you tease my girl, make you pissed off..."

After hearing a "crash", the opponent's head shattered into a pile of foam. It seemed that there was a crystal the size of a walnut inside. I was afraid of being cheated, so I stomped on this crystal. It is said that this crystal is very fragile. , After a few feet, it started to crack.I jumped up with both feet and stomped on the crystal again, until it also became shattered, and then I stopped, but I was surprised to find that when the crystal shattered, the body of the mud monster also began to shatter, the mud monster Really Nima is evil enough.

After all this was done, I called Wang Lili into the bathroom.But before I could speak, Wang Lili hugged me with both hands and began to cry.Shit, it is said that men are made of mud, women are made of water, and Brother Chun is made of cement. This is not true at all.

I'm fine now, you're crying, I know you, Wang Lili, are scared, but those who don't know think I've dropped you.Of course, no matter how you drop it, you took the initiative, so why the hell am I still wronged.

Thinking about it, I still patiently comforted the other person's emotions, saying "It's okay! I'm here! Baby stop crying!" and so on.

After Wang Lili stopped crying, the first thing she asked me was, "Where is the other party?"

Shit, you're blind, you can't see the foam all over the floor!However, I still patiently told the other party everything that had just happened.

After writing this, readers will definitely be very curious about what I use to defeat the opponent. In fact, the answer is very simple. Just like what Conan said, there is only one truth, and that is: Yuba!

As I mentioned above, Wang Lili’s house has two bathrooms, the one with the sliding door has a bathtub, which is mainly used for bathing; while the one I was fighting in has only one shower head, because I live in the northern region, winter It is relatively cold, so if you take a bath at home, the bathtub is naturally not afraid, but if you take a shower, you need a Yuba heater to keep warm.

When I was knocked down by the mud monster, my eyes saw four bright and large Yuba on the roof of the bathroom. Each halogen bulb has a 5w, and the four add up to a power of 1100w, plus the space in the bathroom The place is narrow, and the door was pushed up by Wang Lili desperately. We have been tossing around in this small place for about an hour. It's no wonder that the mud on this guy's body doesn't solidify.

to be continued