the last witcher

"Jia Shu, you bastard, hurry to the parking lot and wait for me!" After finishing speaking, the big black scorpion disappeared into the roof of the shed.

Don't even think about it, this is definitely a message from that bastard Xiao Le.Among the strange people and strangers I know, they are just counting ya to play tricks on scorpions. The problem is who Nima said just now is a second-hander.

But if Xiao Le brings me a letter through Scorpion, it means that the situation is very serious, otherwise Yada can meet me directly, so why use such a moth!Thinking of this, I hastened to enter the meditation state again, and only after my spiritual power had fully erupted did I walk out of the locker room.

Wang Lili muttered to me unhappily: "It takes so long to change clothes, if you don't know, I thought you were masturbating inside!"

Shit, although I sometimes have no morals and no lower limit, but I still have a bottom line in life.Besides masturbating this kind of thing, there must be a mood, there must be an atmosphere, the minimum configuration must also have a small island love movie, have you ever seen any silly old man in the daytime, and masturbate wherever he finds it Yes, so it's called being sick, okay?

But it's not suitable to stay here for a long time, so I won't waste my time explaining to you.So I walked away from the sporting goods store with my arms around Wang Lili's small waist.

"What are you doing, in a hurry to reincarnate?" Wang Lili was dissatisfied with my walking too fast, so she shook off my arm holding her and shouted,

I lowered my voice and said, "Don't shout, let's go!"

This guy is still very good at observing words and expressions, knowing that there must be a reason for my serious look, so he trotted a few steps to keep up with me, and walked towards the parking place together.

When I got to the parking place, I realized that the QQ that was parked just now had already left. I stood at the door and lit a cigarette, waiting for that bastard Xiao Le to show up. didn't show up.

Wang Lili sat in the cab and stared at me, hesitating to speak, but it was obvious that she was quite impatient, and she seemed to have a bad temper.

I scolded Xiao Le's eight generations of ancestors in my heart, then flicked the cigarette butt into the trash can, and was about to get in the car, when I heard Wang Lili yelling in the car.

I rushed into the car at the speed of a leopard, only to find that this girl was "eye-catching" with a big black scorpion!

Seeing me coming in, Wang Lili cried and said, "Jia Shu, what a big scorpion!"

I never thought that Xiao Le's grandson didn't plan to show up, but used scorpions to convey information.However, I also know that this is another great opportunity to show my masculinity in front of Wang Lili.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here." While comforting Wang Lili, I stretched out my hand to pinch the black scorpion in my hand.I saw that black scorpion wagging its big tail, turning around, and then lying gently in my palm.

"Drive!" I ordered Wang Lili,

"You're killing it!" Wang Lili was so frightened that her face paled and her hands trembled.

"Hurry up and drive!" I said, if I really get killed by Xiao Le's precious scorpion, I guess it will be my turn to be the next one to be killed.

"Then why don't you throw it out of the head office?" Wang Lili said as she opened the car window.

"I'll wait for you at the place where we first met." The scorpion conveyed an important message to me again.I'm fine, I'm not surprised, but after Wang Lili heard this sentence, she started to look around,

"Who's talking?" This girl's words were trembling. If I frightened her, she might cry.

"Ah!" I yelled fiercely into the other party's ear,

"Oh my god!" Sure enough, this guy jumped into my arms in fright, seemingly ignoring the black scorpion in my hand.

Haha, I'm so fucking bad, to paraphrase the introduction in the song "Eight Kills" is: I am the super invincible villain Jia Shu in the universe!I am proud!

"It's okay, baby, I was the one talking just now." I was acting like a good boy when I got cheap, pinching the big scorpion with one hand, and stroking the other's back with the other hand, but this time the girl was wearing a bra, so I touched her. When I got up, there was a little hand on the back.

I think girls have to wear this stuff when they go out, otherwise how can the airport become a "chest" device in the world?Isn't there a saying that goes well, "Time is like breasts, there will always be squeezes." I adapted it into "The biggest advantage of bras is that no matter what cups they wear, they will always grow bigger!" I It's a prostitute, and applause is needed here!

"You are too bad." Wang Lili ignored the tears on her face, and hit my chest with a hammer.But when I showed the black scorpion in my hand to Ya, the guy immediately became honest, Quack!

"Take it away, take it away!" Wang Lili seemed to be very afraid of this thing, and I was happily playing with this black scorpion in my hand, feeling like I was back in elementary school.At that time, we boys always liked to catch caterpillars to scare girls, I really miss those days.

"Go to the Baita Building!" I whispered to Wang Lili,

"Where are you going? Didn't you go to Cao Cao?" Wang Lili asked puzzled.

I shook the black scorpion in my hand at Wang Lili, and she said helplessly, "You will bully me." After speaking, the car turned around and drove towards the Baita Building in front of the station.

I finally avenged the other party's initiative and my passiveness this morning, so I don't even need to mention the excitement in my heart right now.

Because the territory of Liaoyang is not big, after ten minutes, Wang Lili and I arrived at the downstairs of Baita Building.

I looked at Wang Lili and thought for a while, then said to her: "You should go up with me, I don't feel relieved to leave you alone in the car."

Wang Lili looked at me in surprise, and then asked seriously, "When did you become so kind?"

Shit, your uncle, I am always kind, but I have to wear the disguise of a bad person. This is called social demand, you don't understand it.But I couldn't tell the other party clearly, so I coughed a few times to cover up my embarrassment.

After seeing me get out of the car, Wang Lili hurriedly followed, "I'm just kidding you, don't be angry."

I first looked at the other party from top to bottom with lustful eyes, then I hugged her into my arms, kissed her hard on the mouth, and then said: "Come on, let's go for a stroll with your men. "

Wang Lili's face was flushed by my kiss, and she didn't know if she heard what I said clearly, but she knew that she followed me with her head down. Women are really strange creatures.

When she climbed to the tenth floor, Wang Lili quit, "Why are you going? If you don't make it clear, I won't leave."

I took out the scorpion and shook it again, but Wang Lili said with a sad face, "You'd better let it bite me, I really can't walk anymore."

Actually, I can't walk anymore, but in front of the beautiful woman, I can't bring it up first. Taking this opportunity, I transported my qi to my dantian, concentrated my spiritual power in my throat, and shouted: "Xiao Le, You bastard, come down quickly, we can't move anymore!"

to be continued