the last witcher

I was afraid that the other party would chatter endlessly, so I hurriedly asked: "You are my brother, now you drive me to that restaurant, don't reverse the car on the way, I will give you 45 yuan, will you win?" I am anxious, Henan The dialects are all out.

"I don't want money, so you take me to have a look inside, even if you drink a bottle of mineral water, is it right?" Brother Cao's stubbornness also came up.

"I'll call and ask, you drive quickly, won't you win?" I almost collapsed, Lao Cao, you are my elder brother, you are my ancestor!

"Medium!" Brother Cao stepped on the gas pedal to the end, I was not prepared at all, my forehead was so close to the windshield, this damn is full of power.

"Give me your phone number first." I asked helplessly after I sat down firmly.

"139xxxx9330." Brother Cao told me his phone number, and then went straight to the phone.

After saving brother Cao's phone number, I called Wang Lili, "Hi, are you still in the hotel?"

"Why did you go? What time is it? I've already crawled here. I'm just waiting for you. Get out of here quickly." Wang Lili yelled at me.

In fact, I really don't blame me for this matter, who made me want to be a good person? Damn it, a good person was struck by lightning!But I can't blame Wang Lili for this matter. It's almost nine o'clock in the evening now. No matter how fast Lao Cao drives, it will take more than ten o'clock to get there.

"Daughter-in-law, let's discuss something with you." Because of Lao Cao, I'm so shameless that I call someone his daughter-in-law.

"Who promised to be your daughter-in-law, but if you want me to be your daughter-in-law, you have to agree to one condition." The other party seemed to want to refuse but still welcome, I knew it was time to test me.

It is said that brothers are like brothers and daughters-in-law are like clothes.Then my next two sentences are: whoever touches my clothes, I will chop off their brothers and feet!

"Daughter-in-law, just say that you plan to let the young master harm the girl of which family. The young master is absolutely obliged to rush to the first place without blinking an eye." I teased Wang Lili and said, but it seemed that Lao Cao was listening to me right now. talk.Nima, let’s go to have a meal, what are you doing, so I pressed the speakerphone on the phone, don’t you know that “it’s better to have fun alone than to have fun with others!”

"Bah! It's not enough for you to harm me. You plan to harm girls from other families. You have a good idea. Don't talk to my old lady there. Listen up. You can also want me to be your wife. Take me to see you tomorrow." How about your extremely nice parents in the legend?" Hearing what you mean, this girl seems to be planning to put the marriage on the agenda.

"That's it, it's easy to say, I'll take you to smash the door tonight." I still have great confidence in my parents.

"What you said, take me to see our parents tomorrow." Wang Lili was serious enough to settle the matter directly, and after she finished speaking, she didn't wait for me to speak. Just hang up the phone.

This makes me angry, you haven't agreed to my business yet, big sister!So I looked at Brother Cao with a black line on my head, and I saw this guy smirking at me with a wretched face, "Oh, it seems that I have to start saving money, when is the wedding?"

"Brother, I haven't written my horoscope yet, so I'm in a hurry. How is your business recently? Is there anything interesting?" I was afraid that the other party would make fun of me, so I quickly changed the subject.

"It's still the same, the earning is not as much as the spending. Oh, don't tell me, an interesting thing happened in our circle recently." Cao Gotte said awesomely.

"Which circle?" I'm really worried about the IQ of the other party. You know, the industries we both work in are full of thieves. When your brother talks about it, think about it. It's the wedding circle, the feng shui circle, and the taxi circle. Or is it another circle?

"Which circle can there be, the taxi circle." Lao Cao replied innocently,

"Ah, hurry up and talk about it!" I was so helpless with this old man, so I urged him to continue.

"A few days ago, a certain driver of our Lei Feng motorcade took a passenger to Liaohua. Maybe the car was in a hurry. When he encountered a red light, the driver slammed on the brakes. Guess what happened." Cao When my brother noticed that I was looking at you with a sulky face, he swallowed and continued: "As a result, one eyeball of the passenger sitting in the co-pilot fell off after a whimper. This really scares the driver, oops (pronounce lao three times) let out a voice, and then throw down the sentence "Ci'ao, your mother! "Abandoned the car and ran for more than 200 meters.

The same was true for the passenger, who picked up his eyeballs from the ground and started chasing the driver. This frightened the driver. He peed his pants while running, leaving a trail of light all the way.In the end, after the passenger caught up with the driver, he actually put his eyeballs back into his eyes. If you dare to say that this is a fake eyeball, the driver is not unlucky. "

"Haha..." This event can definitely be selected into the annual top 10 of the taxi industry in Liaoyang City. This driver is too damn sad.

"Brother, what does your new partner do?" Lao Cao finally couldn't hold back his curiosity and began to inquire.

I scratched my head and thought about it for a long time. It seems that I really don't know what Wang Lili does, but the young master definitely has to support his future daughter-in-law, so he replied arrogantly: "In real estate!"

"Miss salesman. How dare you, brother, let me tell you, all salesgirls are beautiful, I..." Lao Cao's thinking was limited to the appearance of salesgirls, when she saw me After a look of contempt, he stopped immediately.

I grabbed the cigarette case from the other party's car, took one out and put it in my mouth, touched the lighter and said, "Maybe it's the president."

"Ga!" He slammed on the brakes, Ciao!The little master was completely unprepared, driven by inertia, my lips came into close contact with the dashboard in the car.And the cigarette in the young master's mouth went straight into his throat, Nima, Brother Cao, you are going to die!

It took me a long time to pick out the cigarette in my throat. The problem is that Brother Cao’s cigarettes are too much. It’s two yuan and five for a box, right?What the hell, a bunch of smoke foam fell on my throat, this fucker made me feel uncomfortable, I couldn't cough it up and couldn't swallow it, I'll go!

When I looked up with tears in my eyes, I saw Lao Cao staring at me with blue light in his eyes and asked, "Can I get a half discount for buying a house?"

I hate this, I almost went up and bit the opponent twice.I wiped my tears helplessly, and then said in a tangled voice: "Tell me next time you brake, cough..."

"Brother, don't worry, even if my brother doesn't go in for that meal tonight, it will still make your wonderful marriage happen. Besides, I won't leave tonight, don't look at those rich people who usually drive a good car That's awesome, who can hire a taxi driver to be on call [-]/[-]? , let's not go west..." Lao Cao started, blah, blah, blah, blah.

I hate this shit, which rich man doesn't have a full-time driver, and you don't look at your poor Xiali, it's almost ten years old.Let’s not talk about it, let’s just talk about it now, the wind is blowing around, it seems that I have rolled the car windows to death, and I’m blowing the wind in, Wang Lili will not ride in your car even if she is killed.

In this way, Lao Cao imitated the poor-mouthed Zhang Damin, and with a bright future in mind, he drove me, a passenger with only 45 yuan in his pocket, to Anshan Jingjing Seafood Hotel!

to be continued