the last witcher

"Big sister, when you were the most beautiful, half a bed in a small hotel for one night could destroy your place, and have sex with you every now and then; but when you come to my place, you only need a few rooms and halls in a high-end apartment. Talk about going to bed? When you were the most beautiful, you would take the bus everywhere you went; but when you follow me, you look down on my small battery car and don’t take non-private cars? When you are the most beautiful , the men you dated only cost a few hundred yuan a month for living expenses; your second-hand goods come to me, but you have to pay tens of thousands of annual salary not to marry? When you are the most beautiful, you can't help but flirt with each other. It's a curse and an oath to be a good wife for the rest of my life, wash and cook, and take care of my husband and children; it's my turn, okay, but you think that anyway, the years are gone, and the parents are forcing, this man is ugly and stupid It doesn't matter at all, but you must be offered as an ancestor. When you were the most beautiful, your skin was tender and smooth, your figure was hot, and you were beautiful and moving in any way you dressed up, and your face was squeezed out. Just one phone call and you rush over to let the other party do it; when it’s my turn, the bags under the eyes and the crow’s feet and small belly are all gone, and I have to spend money for you to have a beauty treatment, to practice yoga, to repair, but Still can’t slow down the speed of your aging. When you were the most beautiful, you had a moving voice, young and shy, everything was new, and your body was good; it’s my turn, you have gynecological diseases all over your body, and I still have to do it from time to time I will take you to see a doctor. Come on, tell me, who wants to be a turtle boy? Why should I pick up other people’s broken shoes? Why can someone play the best game with a few hundred dollars, and my parents have emptied the pension The money, or even the new house that you scraped together to buy a second-hand product?" The man began to speak without hesitation, almost the same as my evaluation of him.

"Fuck you, don't like me, just say it, why don't you go to the Imperial Zoo to be a tiger? They are all luxury houses starting from 300 square meters, and they are located within the third ring road, with independent gardens, 24-hour hot water, and full-time jobs. The staff waited on her, and even gave her a wife or something." From the girl's tone, it seemed that the two of them had often quarreled over this issue, so the girl should be immune.

I think if these two people continue to quarrel, they will dare to talk about almost anything, forget it, sacrifice my ego.So I tidied up my clothes, separated from the crowd and went to the two of them, "Don't be angry, the two benefactors, can you listen to me?" I directly drew their attention to me, "Hey, let's cheat Money’s magic stick.” The boy said to me, “God stick, if you can marry me, I’ll go with you right now.” That girl didn’t know where to say that, and everyone around her was in a state of confusion. Laugh out loud.

"Female benefactor, don't be joking. Dare I ask if the benefactor has suffered from insomnia and night sweats recently, and is often disturbed by nightmares?" If I don't show my hands, Ya and the group of people around me who are not afraid of big things will really treat me like a hello kitty.

"Yeah, how did you know?" The girl asked in surprise, "There is a magic talisman, which the benefactor carries close to her body, and she will be fine in a month or so." Fold the ground into a triangle and hand it to the other party.The girl didn't know what to do at this time, she stretched out her hand halfway, then stopped, and looked at the boy.

"How much is it?" the boy looked at the girl, and said to me disdainfully, "I never take a cent for my help." I saw through the boy's mentality at a glance. If I asked for money, he would spend at least half an hour language to greet my family.After the girl heard that I didn't charge money, she safely put away the peace amulet and put it in her wallet. "Female benefactor, please do not put this talisman in your wallet. The smell of copper (recite xiu four times) will affect the effect of this talisman. It is best to carry it close to your body." I reminded the other party, hoping that the other party put the talisman in his pocket or coat pocket Inside.So the girl took out the talisman, thought about it, and stuffed it into her bra.Her boyfriend and the people around me are not calm now.

"Master, can you show me?" Her boyfriend hurriedly asked me to break the embarrassment.After I looked at him briefly, I said, "This benefactor has a bad back recently, which caused him to be in a trance, and it is even difficult to concentrate, right?" I asked, "Is there any solution for the master? "The boy saw that what I said was very accurate, and hurriedly asked for a solution. "Two words, sleep alone!" I replied with a smile.

There was another burst of laughter around, and the boy scratched his head embarrassedly, "Master, do you think there is any drama in our relationship?" At this time, the boy believed that I would take care of it to the end, so he hurriedly confessed all the doubts in his heart. "Yes, yes, use our horoscope?" The girl also echoed.I waved my hand at the girl, meaning no need, and then typed a verse: "A beautiful shadow follows all hardships and joys, and cuddles with the impermanence of the world. You know the taste when you don't be confused, and you are a couple when you are happy." After finishing speaking, I was ready to go back In their own seats, the young couple stared blankly at me to leave. After a while, when I had sat down, the boy came over and asked, "Master, please speak more simply." I couldn't get out of my seat. Up and down.I'm going to go, I thought this guy talked in a way, he should have some literary background, peat, quarrel if you dare, but looking at the guy's expectant eyes, I don't want to refute his face.

In desperation, I whispered: "Give me your mobile phone number." "Huh?" The guy didn't seem to understand what I wanted. I took out my mobile phone with my hand and pointed, and the other party understood what I meant. . "Thank you master, thank you master." After thanking you repeatedly, the guy whispered his mobile phone number to me.As soon as I waved my hand, the other party returned to his seat knowingly.

After the guy returned to my seat, I picked up my mobile phone, blocked the curious eyes around me, and sent a message, which was actually just one sentence: "e, i will by your side until the life end. Never give up, I will depend on life and death)" I am very proud, I have not passed the fourth level in vain, at least I can type some English.

After a while, I found that the boy's eyes were red, and the girl started to sob, and thought that the two of them were touched, but they didn't say a word, they just stared at each other, I walked over again, everyone Seeing that I had passed, they all surrounded me again. "Why are you two crying?" I was quite surprised, "Master, if I don't leave her, she will die with me." The boy asked aggrievedly.

At that time, I had the heart to strangle him to death. It's terrible to be uneducated. "Give me the phone." I asked the boy loudly for the phone, and the boy handed it to me tremblingly. After I got the phone, I typed the words "If you never leave, I will live and die" in the draft box Afterwards, I deleted the messages I sent casually. I was really afraid that these two national treasures would be dumbfounded.Then handed the phone to the boy, turned and left.After the boy saw the words I left, he jumped up happily, hugged the girl and kissed her affectionately, completely ignoring the feelings of everyone around him.I hurriedly left by urinating, I really can't stand these two people!

to be continued