the last witcher

My time!I hate this damn, I stayed up most of the night, ran to a windy place to talk about life with you, and rekindled your hope of surviving, damn it can be regarded as letting you give up the idea of ​​committing suicide, You are actually being blown down by the wind, can you not bring such a fool?

Just as I was running towards the other party, I found that Ya's body was actually suspended in mid-air. What kind of trouble is this damn?

But when I took a closer look, I found that the place where the opponent leaned was covered with silk threads that were hard to see with the naked eye.It seems that these silk threads blocked the opponent's falling force, and also bought me precious time.

And not only that, the moment I rushed up, the hang Zhatian who was sleeping on my shoulder like a dead pig suddenly turned into a rope, tightly wrapped around the opponent's wrist, I didn't even use any force to hang him. Zhatian pulled the opponent back.

When the old man returned to the bridge, his face was ashen and he was sweating profusely.Then the police and doctors rushed over, and a few journalists who had runny noses from the cold began to take pictures and videos, while I took advantage of the chaos and left the scene, hiding my merits and fame!

After returning to the car, Wang Lili drove away from the scene at the fastest speed. After the car drove a certain distance, the girl said to me very angrily: "Jia Shu, can you stop meddling in your own business? How dangerous, do you know?"

I know that this girl cares about me, and I also know how much responsibility I will bear if the other party falls just now, but my character is just like this, it's my nature, and it's hard to change.

So I could only smile and say to Wang Lili: "Do more good deeds, and we will accumulate blessings for our future children."

After Wang Lili finished listening, her face flushed, and she didn't continue to blame me, but I started to sort out the question marks in my head one by one.

First of all, who are those two people, one black and one white?If everyone present didn't see it, it proves that these two guys are definitely not something humans can see. Could it be that black and white are impermanent?But Nima, that man didn't die just now, why are these two people here?

Second, what happened to the gust of wind?Is God going to kill that man?Otherwise, how could it be such a coincidence that the swelling came over when he rekindled his hope of survival? Is this God's will or man-made?

Again, whose masterpiece is the silk thread invisible to the naked eye behind the man?Why did that person hide in the dark and help me?Is he an enemy or a friend?

Finally, the bug on my shoulder is now in a sleepy state, what else is there that I don't know?How should I use this bug to face the next enemy?

I was just thinking about it here, when I heard my stomach growling.Second Olympic!I just remembered that from noon to now, I ate a bowl of ramen and vomited it all up. Is this the rhythm of starving to death?

Wang Lili smiled and dragged a convenience bag from the back seat of the car, touched it a few times, then took out a bag of beef jerky and handed it to me, "Eat it, Yuanyuan bought it for me at night, and I borrowed flowers and offered it to me." My favorite husband."

After I took the beef jerky, Wang Lili took out a mango from the convenience bag, pinched it in her hand, and smelled the scent of mango while driving.

I ate several pieces of beef jerky, and Wang Lili was still smelling the mango, so I said vaguely to the other party: "Honey, don't smell it, or you will absorb all the yang energy of the mango and it won't taste good." gone."

"Haha, I'm not a goblin, and Mango is not Tang Seng, and I've sucked up all the yang energy, thank you for thinking it out." Wang Lili laughed happily, but to be honest, her smile is really beautiful.

After laughing for a while, Wang Lili saw that I was silent, so she handed over the mango in her hand, "Husband, I have absorbed all the yang energy of this mango, so you can eat it as hard as you can."

I took the mango and put it under the windshield of the car, then took a piece of beef jerky and sent it to the other party's mouth, and swallowed it in one gulp without thinking.

Wang Lili's cheeks kept moving, and then she spat out the beef jerky in her mouth onto the ground, and said angrily, "This is beef tendon, can't you chew it?"

I said with a smirk: "That's right, I just chewed for a long time, but I didn't chew it. I thought it was because of my bad teeth. It seems that the beef tendon is too hard."

"Jia Shu, you're so weak!" Wang Lili scolded me angrily, I'm so proud!

"Girl, drive hard, my husband treats you to breakfast and make amends?" I said happily.

"That's about the same." Wang Lili was actually hungry, otherwise she wouldn't have forgiven me just for an early meal.

I was about to laugh at her for being a foodie, but I felt sticky under her buttocks. Could it be that my mother has pulled her crotch?Thinking of this, I looked outside. I had just entered the urban area, and there were many bungalows around, so I lied about the urgency to urinate, and asked Wang Lili to pull the car aside, grabbed a pack of facial tissues, and headed to a secluded place.The hard work paid off, and I searched for a corner. After seeing no one around, I stuffed a facial tissue into the back of my underwear and wiped it. I took it out and had a look.It's all red.

I often hear girls say that they are here for their aunt. Am I here for my uncle?Thinking of this, I woke up Diao Zhatian on my shoulder with a fist, "Your sister, it's not good to insert it anywhere, but here, it's better now!" I yelled viciously at Diao Zhatian, this guy uses Ya's innocent little head looked at me, then lowered her head and continued to sleep soundly.

Depression is depression, but there must be a way for the car to reach the mountain, and the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge.With this mentality, I went back to the car, and said to Wang Lili helplessly, "Girl, do you still have sanitary napkins in the car, lend me some!"

"What do you want me to borrow?" Wang Lili couldn't believe her ears, "Lend me a sanitary napkin, I'm here!"

The other party summed up for a while, and then started laughing at me. "Where is it? Show me." Wang Lili mischievously prepared to take off my pants, while I stared at her with black lines all over my head, my eyes full of resentment.

Wang Lili stared at me for a while, then smiled and took out a pack of sanitary napkins from her car, and said to me: "Go to the back seat of the car and change it. If there is anything wrong, I can tell you what to do." .”

I snatched the sanitary napkin from Wang Lili's hand, then I came to the back of the car bitterly, took out a sanitary napkin from inside, and began to study it carefully.

The structure of this nima is so complicated, it looks like a sticky film, how to use it?I first carefully read the instructions on the package, but I felt dizzy anyway, then tore off the sanitary napkin and read it for a long time, but I didn't know where to start.

This was a joke to Wang Lili, she couldn't bear it anymore, and after a while, she said: "You have to take off your pants, and then use the sticky side to stick them to your underwear, understand? ? Little fool!"

Second Olympic!It's a very esoteric statement, but I still understand it.So I coughed and said to the other party: "When I change the sanitary napkin, you are not allowed to peek."

to be continued