the last witcher

"That's right, you have to die if you pretend to be a criminal." Wang Lili began to add fuel to the fire.

"Are you an old Chinese doctor?" I asked with a smile.

"What old Chinese doctor?" Wang Lili didn't seem to have heard the song "Sister is an old Chinese doctor". Since the melody of the song is very simple and the lyrics are catchy, I sang a few lines to her: "Sister is an old Chinese doctor." An old Chinese doctor, who specializes in bragging, headaches, brain heat, and low blood pressure, it has nothing to do with me; if you want to brag, it’s better to masturbate, it saves money and is enjoyable, and there is no pressure; it doesn’t matter if you eat or drink, those people who brag, They have no strength; if someone is bragging, they will find an old doctor of Chinese medicine, and they will be beaten and farted on the head. My sister is an old doctor of Chinese medicine. With a bb machine on her waist, wearing a pair of big pants, what the hell is Yuxi in her mouth; my sister is an old Chinese doctor, smiling all day long, when I hear someone bragging, I just kick him; From time to time, I also find two guys, and play a 3P; bragging every day, you will be struck by lightning sooner or later, if the thunder and lightning can’t kill you, there will be an old Chinese doctor; No bragging!"

After singing, not only Wang Lili was trembling with joy, but even the seven migrant workers who were dissatisfied and the eight who were dissatisfied just now, as well as the proprietress and the proprietress of the early stall, all laughed. Song resolved without a trace.

After laughing, Wang Lili continued to ask: "You haven't finished telling me the story just now, husband?"

I dragged him to the big steamer where the tea eggs were boiled, baked my hands and continued: "This is what the driver Xiao Wang told me at the time, and now I summarize it as the "Law of Garbage Man".

The explanation Xiao Wang gave me at the time was: "Many people exist like garbage. They run around, full of negative garbage: depression, anger, jealousy, calculation, hatred, arrogance, prejudice, greed, complaints , comparison, the body is full of not seeing others live better than themselves, but also ignorance, ignorance, annoyance, revenge, and even disappointment. As the garbage in their hearts piles up and piles up, they eventually need to find a place to dump; sometimes, We just ran into such a garbage man, so the garbage in the other party's body was desperately thrown at us.

So, when we meet garbage people, we don't need to mind!Just keep smiling, wave, stay away from them, and go our own way! Don't spread their negative garbage reception to our family, friends, colleagues, or other strangers! "

I slowed down and continued: "My personal bottom line is: happy and successful people will never let "garbage people" take over any day, any hour, any minute, or even any second of their lives! Life Short, absolutely don't waste your thoughts and energy on these garbage people!"

Seeing that Wang Lili was engrossed in listening, I continued to speak: "At that time in Beijing, I knew a very famous lawyer named Tong, who told me these two stories.

The first story: A certain victim was having dinner with his girlfriend in a small restaurant outside one night. His beautiful girlfriend was whistled by a drunk man at the next table. The opponent fights.

He said it was finished anyway, let's go.His girlfriend said: "Why are you so cowardly? Are you a man?" The victim said, even a man can't afford to compete with hooligans.His girlfriend was in a hurry. After scolding her boyfriend, she turned around and scolded the group of drunks again. As a result, the drunks surrounded them and started beating. The victim was stabbed several times. After being sent to the hospital, rescue failed and died.When he was dying, the man asked his girlfriend, "Am I a man now?"

At this point, I paused, and then asked Wang Lili: "If you were whistled by a drunk, what would you ask me to do?"

Wang Lili lowered her head, bit her lip and remained silent.I knew that this little girl was having a fierce struggle in her heart, so I started to tell the second story I heard from Brother Tong: "There are a lot of migrants in Beijing, and many of them have no skills. Just find a place to set up a street stall and make a living.

It is said that in a certain market in the imperial capital, there were two vendors who often fought because of the location of their stalls.One group was a young couple who came from Guizhou. It was said that they were treating the child. Because the child's disease could only be cured in a specialized hospital in Beijing, they came to the imperial capital.

It was only after I came that I realized that the little money I brought was not enough for seeing a doctor in the imperial capital.And the young couple was also reluctant to leave the child behind and go back by themselves.The most important thing is that they can't afford to hire escorts, so they set up a stall in the market, selling miscellaneous things, and raising money for the children's medical treatment while maintaining their normal lives.

And the other group is a young man from the Northeast.It is said that he is a veteran. After retiring from the army, he plans to come to the imperial capital for a break.As a result, as soon as he arrived here, he was cheated out of all the money in his pocket by a black intermediary.

Introduced by comrades-in-arms, this young man was working as a security guard in a certain community, but he never thought about it. He met a dog chasing a child. Soldiers.But the owner of the dog would not do it, he was suing and blackmailing people, and the child he rescued was not from the community he was in, so he just spent a sum of money with him in a muddleheaded way, what the hell? Lost job.

Finally, in desperation, I borrowed some money again from my comrades in arms, and set up a barbecue stall in this market, selling some meat skewers and so on, to make ends meet.

To say that the market is also very responsible, there is no fixed person in the booth, whoever comes first will own the place.So, the young couple from Guizhou and the young man from the Northeast kept fighting because of places.

If it is really a fight, the next few people will not be the opponents of this guy from the Northeast.But the result of every fight is that the guy from the Northeast often suffers. The reason is that every time the couple fights with the woman first, and then asks their husband to come up to help. I suffer every time.You said this woman is not a garbage person, what is it?

The two groups are both vulnerable groups. They don't know how to help and support each other. Instead, they vent their misfortune to other people around them through violence. They are definitely garbage people.

From the time the guy from the Northeast entered the market, the two sides had been fighting for at least three months, until one day, during the fight, the woman tore up the guy's stall, and the hot charcoal rolled out burned the aunt who was passing by. Seeing that things were not good, the young couple dropped the goods and ran away.In the end, the aunt could only hold on to the guy from Northeast, and asked him to take her to see a doctor.

After putting everything together to see the doctor for the aunt, when the guy from the Northeast went to the market again, he found that the young couple was so shameless that they were still occupying their own stall to sell goods.

At that time, the young man from the Northeast had a hot head, so he bought a machete, put it on his waist, and went to argue with the young couple. "

to be continued