the last witcher

"Please serve fifty fried dough sticks and ten cups of soy milk to the poor monk, Amitabha!" After speaking, the little monk smiled at me shamelessly.

Nima, fifty deep-fried dough sticks, you are at the pace of death, the little master still doesn’t believe it, deep-fried dough sticks cost 25 cents a piece, fifty sticks are 45 yuan, ten cups of soy milk are only ten yuan, including me and For the tea eggs and other breakfasts that Wang Lili ordered, [-] yuan is still more than enough. I have to see how you eat these things today.

I was wrestling with that little monk secretly, and I heard Wang Lili trembling in my ears: "Husband, what do you think are those?"

When I focused on the fried dough sticks on the table, I couldn't be calmer at all.Just look at a few maggot-like insects, very small, about the size of a pinhead, piercing through the fried dough sticks one by one, and falling into the plate wrapped in a plastic bag. It may be because the weather is too cold, or it may be the monk. The purification had worked, and after twisting their bodies a few times, the bugs that fell out hung upright.

I am naturally curious. Although I know that those insects are very harmful to me, and they are more likely to be the Gu insects in Miaojiang, I still broke open a pair of disposable chopsticks and poked them in the plate. After finding out that Ya was really dead, he curiously asked the little monk beside him, "Dare to ask that the scripture Master just read is to purify these bugs?"

"Benefactor, the deep-fried dough sticks won't taste good when they're cold." The little monk replied irrelevantly.

This bastard monk, whoever saw the worms in the plate would not be able to eat it anymore.After listening to the little monk, Wang Lili retched exaggeratedly a few times, making the diners around think that this girl is pregnant with my flesh and blood.

"Master, please first!" I pushed the plate in front of the little monk badly, anyway, I have no appetite, so I don't believe you can eat it.

"The poor monk is not polite." The little monk was really pissed, after giving me a slight nod, he broke his chopsticks and started eating.And that speed is not eating, it is clearly stuffing it into his big mouth.

Just watch this guy pick up a deep-fried dough stick, "Ka Ka Ka Ka", and stuff it into his mouth a few times. Before he started chewing, he picked up another fried dough stick and continued to "Ka Ka Ka Ka" again. The root went into the mouth, no wonder the monk's mouth is big, dare to be a hamster reincarnated.After a few clicks, a plate of deep-fried dough sticks went into the little monk's mouth, making his mouth bulge.

I haven't seen Ya chew the fritters in his mouth, just look at Ya's big mouth, and then there's a groan, and the food in his mouth is swallowed like that.Oh I'm going!I have a small heart, it hurts to be choked by the girl.Just look at such a big ball of food going down your throat, Nima, before you became a monk, you were definitely selling Dali pills on the street, and your throat is so thick!

Just when I was extremely confused, the proprietress brought up another plate of fried dough sticks. After this guy nodded slightly at the proprietress, he picked up his chopsticks and started eating.As soon as the proprietress turned around here, the little monk wiped out all the fried dough sticks on the plate by himself. Then the guy grabbed a cup of soy milk without even inserting a straw, and directly lifted the layer of plastic on it, and poured it into his stomach like that irrigation.In that scene, it would be an understatement to say that the wind and clouds are in the air, it was absolutely devouring.

Wang Lili was shocked by the scene in front of her at this moment, and when the little monk finished the second plate, the girl asked me in a low voice: "How many days has this monk not eaten? Or is this monk originally A camel, after eating this meal, can he not eat for half a month?"

I looked at Wang Lili helplessly, because I don't know where this monk escaped from famine, and this is too damn edible.But I still pretended to say: "Master, you can make it with strength (dialect: eat), I'm full!"

"The little monk is not a great master, the Dharma name is refraining from ignorance. But since the benefactor has the beauty of an adult, I would trouble the benefactor to add another hundred fried sticks, Amitabha!" This guy actually pushed his nose and face, and asked for another hundred fried sticks as I said. .

However, who gave the name of this little monk, it is so vivid, quit eating, ya really have to quit eating and drinking so much.Thanks to the fact that it is a peaceful and prosperous age, and the material is extremely rich, this Nima will catch up with the famine in the old society, and he will be the first one to be slaughtered in the village.

So, under the watchful eyes of Wang Lili and I, Jie Chi watched over the crowd and ate for half an hour. To the joy of the breakfast boss, the snot blisters came out.If this Nima meets a few more foodies like this every morning, his business will be much easier to do.

The boss is happy, but I feel so miserable that I want to cry.Because I was eating while I was eating, I was counting.After frying the fried dough sticks from the early stall and eating all the fried dough sticks, I roughly calculated the result of 170 seven fried dough sticks and 23 cups of soy milk.

The fritters alone cost 88 yuan and 110 cents, including the soy milk, it will cost the little master 45 yuan and [-] cents in total.The problem is that I carry [-] yuan all over my body. I knew this monk was so good at eating. At the beginning, I might as well give him ten yuan and let him buy whatever he wants to eat. It is much better than now. Ah, my guts are so full of regret!

"I'm sorry, today's fried dough sticks are sold out. If you think it's delicious, you can come back tomorrow morning and I'll come over with some more noodles." The boss came to our table with a smile and said very happily.

Your uncle, you will still eat tomorrow, and now I guess that the monk in front of you is a babysitter hired by your boss at a high price, a rice babysitter!

Just when I was extremely confused, Wang Lili took out two Grandpa Mao cards from her wallet and handed them to the boss.The boss was very happy to give Wang Lili change. I love this girl so much. This move not only saved my face, but also gave me the capital to continue pretending.

"Master Quit Crazy, the hospitality is not good. When you are free, I will take you to the buffet!" I finally figured it out, next time I will directly bring you to the cafeteria, I will definitely see how big the food is.

"Amitabha, benefactor, this is already very good. My master often said that ascetic monks should eat six percent full, otherwise it is not conducive to practice." After the monk finished speaking, I almost jumped up and smacked my mouth.

I dare you to eat so much by yourself, and you are only sixty percent full. Listen to the meaning of the words, let me treat you for a while, are you still not satisfied?

Okay, let's go to another place and continue eating, I don't believe it, how much food can your stomach hold?Thinking of this, I smiled and said to Jie Chi: "If the master doesn't dislike it, I am willing to be the host. Let's change to another place and continue eating until you are full."

I thought this monk would gladly accept my invitation. Anyway, I have entered the city, and at worst I would go back to the wedding shop to get money, but what I didn't expect was that this monk returned a salute to me with his hands clasped together, and then walked slowly. Said: "Benefactor Jia, the poor monk came this time, one is to resolve the crisis of the benefactor, and the other is to ask the benefactor for something!"

to be continued