the last witcher

"Oh, I'm so awesome, you're awesome, I've learned it." The little rascal B was quite satisfied with what he heard, and then he took out a few cards from Grandpa Mao and handed them to A, "Save some flowers, I have money at this stage." Not generous either."

"Thank you, thank you. How about I let that girl come up right away, she's waiting for me downstairs, look at that girl, she's pretty, she's a coquette on the bed." A said shamelessly.

"Okay, okay!" After listening to B, his saliva was about to flow out, so A dialed the phone, and after hanging up, the two of them began to say some dirty words. Some words are omitted here to avoid being harmonious!

Wang Lili didn't know that I was sensing the other party, and was about to pull me away, but I stopped me, and then I whispered to Wang Lili what the two little hooligans had said.

"Why are they so shameless?" Wang Lili said angrily,

"I'm really curious what kind of girl is so stupid, and can be deceived by this kind of scum who wants everything and doesn't have enough food." The implication is that I just want to see what the girl who is coming soon looks like.

"Okay then, let's get closer and take a look." It seems that this little girl is also very curious like me, so the two of us pretended to look at the goods, and pushed the cart to the side of the two little hooligans.

Not long after, I saw a girl in a junior high school uniform running up, maybe it was too cold outside, or maybe she ran too fast, the girl's face was flushed.

"How about it, isn't this girl on point?" Little hooligan A asked B with a look.

I saw the little rascal B staring at the girl carefully for a while, then clenched his fist and threw it down on A's face, shouting while beating: "I'm an Onima!"

Then look at the student girl who rushed over and shouted at B: "Brother, don't hit him, he is my partner!"

This is for me and Wang Lili, okay, let's mess around, mess with our own people, what does the big white goose call: yes!

Leaving the two young hooligans who were fighting, Wang Lili asked curiously: "Husband, how do you usually pick up girls?"

This makes me very entangled, whether to say or not to say is wrong.But who am I, as soon as he rolled his eyes, he said, "Whether a man chases a woman or a woman chases a man, there are certain skills. Of course, falling in love not for the purpose of marriage is a hooligan behavior." Look at us These words have so much connotation, the implication is that my relationship with you Wang Lili is aimed at getting married, I am proud!

"Here, let me summarize for my wife the rules of how to judge whether a person is interested in you:

First of all, men chase women: the point is to have a thicker skin, but you must not be shameless.

First: You touch her physically, grab her shoulders, don't shake her off, it's a joke; shake her off, it's hard to say; ask you loudly: What are you doing!No play.

Second: You reply to text messages, phone calls, and QQ all, which is interesting; it’s hard to say if you reply individually; if you don’t reply, you will die of this liver.

Third: Ask her out at nine o'clock in the evening, go out, have a show; don't go out, it's hard to say; don't answer the phone, maybe with her boyfriend.

Fourth: Say to her: "Be good, be obedient!" Acting like a baby to you is a joke;

Fifth: Contact for three days, and no contact on the fourth day. She has nothing to say within one day and frantically changes her signature. Forget it.

Sixth: Look directly into her eyes, be affectionate, dodge with a smile on the corner of the mouth, it’s playful; stare at you too, kiss her; give you a white look, it’s probably enough, unless you’re looking for a fan, don’t try it.

Seventh: Invite her to dinner, once you succeed, you will have fun; if you sincerely decline once, it’s hard to say; if you ask her out for three times and you’re not free, are you looking for enough setbacks?

Eighth: Chatting for more than two hours, it’s quite happy and entertaining; chatting for less than an hour, it’s hard to say; 5 minutes to take a shower, eat, watch TV, go out, etc., and then never come back, she is invisible. "

"Haha, how did you sum it up? It's really incisive!" Wang Lili seemed to agree with me.

"Don't worry, there are also technical notes on women chasing men." I raised my eyebrows at the other party and continued: "

First: Text messages, QQ, phone calls, answer you 90%, there is fun; reply you 50%, you are annoying; basically do not reply to you, no fun.

Second: Send a status of "severe cold", if you know that you care about you, there is something to be said;

Third: Tell him that a certain dress of his is very handsome. If you put it on in one day, it will be fun; Smiling casually, that's okay, he was confused or suddenly realized, basically nothing to do.

Fourth: Ask him what kind of girl he likes, and give you a detailed description that suits you.

Fifth: The man who always teases you, at least likes you; the man who always teases you has no good intentions;

Sixth: A man who stares at your eyes likes you; a man who stares at your nipples wants to fuck you; a man who stares at something other than you, and obviously not because of shyness, change the subject.

Seventh: The relationship is very close, and you feel that the two are flirting with each other (hopeful). This state lasts for half a month, and he confesses his love for you; lasts for 2 months, and he musters up the courage to confess; lasts for 6 months Month, it's been too long, you are definitely a spare tire.

Eighth: I plan to go shopping, call the other party, if I agree immediately, I like you; if there is something delayed, I will definitely accompany you next time, or buy a gift to compensate you afterwards, I can’t say for sure; finding someone is very unreliable You have been dismissed for the reason of spectrum, block it! "

"I'll go, husband, what else do you not know?" Wang Lili asked me with an envious look on her face.

"I don't know how much you love me?" I hinted at the other party and replied, but Wang Lili licked my cheek when she came up, which gave me beauty and happiness.

I threw the three-pack of biscuits in my hand into the shelf, and said to Wang Lili in a tangled state: "Recently, I find that supermarkets are getting cheaper and cheaper. A three-pack of biscuits is more expensive than buying one alone; three packs of soap are cheaper than buying one alone." It’s even more expensive, and I don’t know if it’s the supermarket or the buyer who’s insane.”

After Wang Lili listened, she picked up the biscuits I threw in and looked at the price on the container, which was 12 yuan, and then looked at the price of a single piece on the side, which was [-] yuan and [-] yuan, and then gave me a thumbs up.

The problem is that before Wang Lili got up, she saw a girl beside her pushing a cart, grabbing a three-pack of biscuits and throwing them into the cart.Well, when I didn't say it, the supermarket is awesome, and the buyers are so stupid!

Going forward is the fruit area. I was surprised to find that the idiot in the windbreaker was picking fruit at the moment.

After careful inspection, there are four Fuji apples, four crystal pears, and four big oranges. Should I buy them and eat them, or take them back and offer them as offerings?

to be continued