the last witcher

Just as I was cursing the uncle in the backyard, my old man had already come to the car again.

"You old woman, you don't bring money with you when you go out with the girl. What's the matter, you still plan to spend the girl's money." After speaking, the old man handed a stack of Grandpa Mao to his mother.

"Oh, look at my memory, I just got in the car, but I forgot about this." Mom said to the old man with a smile.

"Dad, Mom, I really don't need to bring money. Your daughter has money." Wang Lili said as she planned to take out her wallet from her handbag.Unexpectedly, I held her down from behind, "Let's drive!" I gave an order to Wang Lili.

"Jia Shu!!!" Wang Lili yelled at me dissatisfied, "Drive!" My own parents, I know better than anyone else, if the old lady didn't take the money, she would never take this car today .

Wang Lili couldn't resist me, so she stepped on the gas pedal angrily, leaving the old man alone to wave goodbye to us.

Maybe it was to let the old lady take a ride for a while, so Wang Lili chose to drive towards my wedding shop from the road of Liaoyang Teachers College.As soon as I drove to the entrance of the teacher's college, I heard a "bang", like something exploded, which made the old lady tremble in fright, and I took the opportunity to look in the direction of the sound.

When I saw the object that made a loud noise, I smiled and said to my mother and Wang Lili in the car: "In order to deal with the food crisis, the ancestors of China once invented an object that looked like a "corn expander". North Korea can be imported in large quantities.

Put a bowl of corn into an iron gourd, seal it, put it on the stove, turn the iron gourd with your left hand, and pull the bellows with your right hand, that is, wait for about five to 10 minutes, and the operator of the iron gourd will say something in his mouth : "It's ringing!"

At the same time as shouting, the iron gourd has reached a certain temperature and pressure. Seeing that the operator's hand sank to the dantian, he stepped forward, stabilized the iron gourd, and suddenly opened the iron gourd cover with his right foot. With a loud "boom", A fairy mist rose suddenly, and the corn sprayed out like a shower, and all of them were collected, and there were as many as half a cloth bag, isn't it amazing? "

Before Wang Lili could react, the old lady patted her chest and muttered: "You popcorn cracker, you don't make noises sooner or later, but you only make them when I come over. You really scared me to death!"

Wang Lili didn't understand what I just said, but when she heard the old lady's words, "You popcorn", she suddenly realized that what I was describing was actually this stuff.It's fun for this little girl, it's so good that I didn't open the curb.

Speaking of Maluyazi, let me explain to you that it is our northern dialect, which is the cornerstone on both sides of the board oil road. The north is called Maluyazi or Daoyazi for short. Interested readers can watch the Baidu video "Inverted Duck". You have fun.

It is said that when I was a child, I especially liked eating popcorn. Every time I encountered popcorn popping in the streets, I would pester my parents and give me a crash.If you don’t have corn at home, you can use rice instead, mom, and I’ll ride a bicycle to Beishao to buy a bag to eat later, and I’ll write a craving for myself!

When I saw the uncle popping popcorn, my heart suddenly twitched. Is it because I am really old, or do I miss my childhood too much?I vaguely remember reading an article, in order to commemorate our lost childhood, plus curse the reality of being a fuck when we grow up, write it out, and share it with readers.

When I was a child, whether it was a small apple or a big apple, I used it to eat;

When we grow up, we call the small apple the iPhone and the big apple the ipad;

When we were young, we only knew how to play hide-and-seek, play glass balls, and use Xiaobawang to fight Contra.

When we grow up, what we chase are cars, houses, tickets;

When I was young, boys chased girls for several years, comparing their hearts and thinking of love;

After growing up, a man chases a woman, and after a few days embraces a beautiful woman, what he cares about is money, and what he fights for is father;

When we were young, we went out for spring outings and picnics, sitting together and chatting;

When we grew up, when we had dinner together, we each buried ourselves in Weibo and chatted on WeChat.

In life, it seems that everyone is no longer so irreplaceable;

All day long, he is busy with his career, earning a lot of money, vanity, interests, aura,

Let love, friendship and family affection lose their original beauty and innocence;

When we were young, we ate popsicles that cost [-] cents apiece, drank soda that cost [-] cents a bottle, toffee that cost [-] yuan and [-] pieces, and there were lucky draws;

If a child has ten yuan and 20 yuan, it is the legendary big bill, and he can be the king of the children and accept the younger brother;

In middle school, I have 20 yuan on my body, buy a magazine, a novel, and pass it on to the whole class; if I have 0 yuan on my body, I will hold my head high and be super confident wherever I go;

Later, when we grew up and lived on our own, we found that going to the supermarket and buying some fruit would cost one hundred and eighty yuan, and a few hundred yuan would not be enough to fill up a tank of gasoline. I can't see the car anymore.

When I was young, I played poorly together, but now, I am full of famous brands and pursue taste; a pair of shoes costs a few hundred yuan, a bag costs tens of thousands, and a watch costs 10,000+;

We are indeed richer than when we were young, and we know what we want; however, we have lost trust, innocence, conscience, and kindness;

Trust is when you hand someone the knife,

Simply holding a knife and willing to get hurt,

Conscience is to take someone else's knife and not stab it in the end,

Kindness is to bravely hold a knife to protect those who trust themselves.

However, we can't do it, we only have selfishness, vanity, jealousy, scheming...all of them, the premise is ourselves;

I'd rather go back to that year, we didn't have any money... because we had things that we couldn't buy with any money...

We are always on the edge of the siege. When we were young, we wanted to grow up. When we really grew up, we missed our childhood very much.Are we changed?Or has society changed?

I was feeling very sad here, and found that Wang Lili had slowed down the car, and then I heard my mother say helplessly: "It seems that there was a car accident."

"It looks like we have to make a detour." Wang Lili said helplessly to the old lady.

Since I was sitting in the back seat of the car, I couldn't see the whole picture of the accident, so I asked, "Is it that serious?"

"The road is so densely packed with people that we can't drive it unless we install two wings on the car." Wang Lili answered me half-jokingly.

"When we are rich in the future, we can buy a helicopter and avoid the trouble of traffic jams." The old lady said whimsically, my dear mother, now there are electric poles everywhere, everywhere you look. In the case of this line or that line, if we fly a helicopter, when it lands, it is estimated that the death will be worse than that of Zhao Si's father.

Just when Wang Lili was about to take the lead, I saw many onlookers weeping secretly. This shit aroused my strong curiosity, so I said to Wang Lili: "I'll go down and have a look, you take my mother Go for a ride."

to be continued