the last witcher

The dinner was very sumptuous. Wang Lili cooked for me and cooked some of her best dishes for me: mapo tofu, spicy shredded chicken, cold cabbage heart and deep-fried anchovy shrimp.The dessert after the meal is fruit soup, which is the kind of soup with assorted cans and some white balls. It tastes smooth and sweet.

After the meal, I was willing to bet and washed the dishes in the kitchen, while Wang Lili went to the bathroom to take a shower.After I finished packing, I took out a can of American ginseng tea from the refrigerator. After making it, I drank the tea, watched TV, and waited for Xiao Nizi to come out to accompany me after taking a bath.

Moreover, what makes me the happiest is that as the night falls, those shameless people have all gone back to their homes. I feel that the time to test me is coming, oh yeah!

"Husband, pass me the bath towel!" Just when my mind was full of all kinds of erotic pictures, Wang Lili yelled at me in the bathroom. I wanted to play with mandarin ducks, but as soon as I handed the towel to Wang Lili, my stomach started to feel sick.

Fortunately, there are two bathrooms in this girl's house. I ran towards the other bathroom like flying, but as soon as I ran to the living room, my magic phone rang.

Ciao, your uncle's, one side is the excrement that is about to come out in the chrysanthemum, and the other side may be a very important phone call. I have to make a choice between them. It's so difficult!

Fight hard, it's rare for a timid general to sit!I resisted Chrysanthemum's protest against my willpower, ran to the coffee table, grabbed my phone, and rushed to the bathroom.

Fortunately, it was still in time. The moment I took off my pants, a torrent gushed out, but the accompanying severe pain almost made me kneel in front of the toilet.My time!Why is it so painful!

I endured the severe pain and took a look into the toilet, Tsao!Like Aunt Nima Lai, it's red, well, I know it should be blood in the stool.

I just want to defecate quietly and indulge in nostalgia.In the past, when I had a bowel movement, I would feel very sad and sad, as if every cell in my body was lost from my body.

I don't like the feeling of pulling all at once, I will slowly discharge the discarded things in my body in an orderly manner, read a magazine by the way, listen to some sad music or something, so that I can feel more sad.

The slightly dazzling light on the ceiling is a little warm and a little confusing. I will have a bowel movement at this time, and every time I will look up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle, what a heart-wrenching sadness it is.

When the poop fell from my body and fell into the water again, I would think sadly that everything seemed to be washed away by the torrent of time.We are all displaced.It turns out that stool is also sad, and it will be as sad as me.

The original brew that was flushed away was never the same brew as the one I pulled out the next time.It turns out that looking up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle can make people feel more miserable. It turns out that what I am sad is that the passing stool is like the passing us.I raised my head, pulled up my pants, and looked at the blood-stained poop in the toilet, my face was full of pain.

It took half a roll of toilet paper to wipe it clean, and then I was horrified to find that the aunt's pad on the underwear was already stained with blood.Fortunately, I found a bag of aunt's towels under the vanity mirror, and took the opportunity to change into a pair of underwear.

Then I looked at the caller ID, it was from Brother Cao, so I called back, "What's the matter, Brother Cao?" I don't know if it has something to do with the blood in the stool.

"Brother, you said that the square dance disturbed the people, I have thought of a way." Brother Cao's voice was full of excitement.

"Oh, tell me?" I asked weakly.

"One day you take me there, and I will make a small trap for those old ladies dancing, and keep them dancing to make their health worse, and they will have nightmares at night." Brother Cao said with a smirk.

"Okay, tomorrow I'll go to Anshan and sell the fish and call you." At this moment, I really don't have the time to worry about this, I just want to find a place to lie down as soon as possible, I'm sorry for you, Chrysanthemum!

"Alright then, I'll wait for your call." After speaking, Brother Cao hung up the phone.

I didn't even have the strength to torture the sky, and then, like a pregnant woman who was eight months pregnant, I walked towards the bedroom with my hands on my lower back.

Pushing open the bedroom door, I found that Wang Lili was wearing a leopard-print short skirt uniform, a pair of high-waisted leather boots, and black stockings, pointing her finger at me.

My time!What chrysanthemum remains?What deficiency of Qi and blood?What is the sadness of the balls?Get the hell out of here, I instantly revived on the spot full of blood and demons, two puffs of hot air spewed out of my nose, and rushed in, for a while, the room was full of spring!

要知道，让男人感兴趣的五大神器：1.豹纹；2.短裙；3.丝袜；4.长靴；5.钢管。而唯一符合这个条件的只有一个人，那就是孙悟空！

同样，让女人感兴趣的五大神器：1.身价高；2.霸气；3.有安全感；4.能保护你；5.对你专一。唯一符合这个条件的只有一个，那就是藏獒。总结就是：男人喜欢妖精！女人喜欢禽兽！

In order not to be scolded as inferior to a beast, I fired all the ammunition in my body, and then hugged the soft girl in my arms, panting heavily, and lay happily on the bed.

Wang Lili drew circles on my chest with her hair contentedly, "Are you happy?" "En!" "Satisfied?" "En!"

Seeing that I answered her with one word every time, Wang Lili changed the question and asked, "What do you think a woman is all her life?"

After thinking for a while, I replied: "Princess for 20 years, queen for a day, concubine for ten months, nanny for a lifetime, this is a woman's life."

"Damn, husband, you are so talented." Wang Lili didn't expect that I could sum it up so brilliantly, so she cursed in admiration.But the girl continued to ask vigorously: "What about the man's life?"

I smiled and replied immediately: "Traitors for 20 years, emperors for one day, eunuchs for ten months, loyal ministers for a lifetime, this is a man's life." last sleep.

In fact, Wang Lili's mistake was that she didn't know enough about men. You must know that when a man is the calmest, he runs out of ammunition. At this time, any problem is not a problem.

Just when I was about to fall asleep, Wang Lili pushed me and asked in a low voice, "Are you asleep?"

I said lazily, "No, it's coming soon."

Wang Lili said: "Then you go and cook me a bowl of noodles, I'm hungry from all your torment."

I had an idea and said, "What did you just say?"

Wang Lili said, "Let you cook a bowl of noodles for me."

I pretended to be stupid and said in a daze: "Not this one, but the previous one."

Wang Lili said stupidly: "Are you asleep?"

I closed my eyes: "I'm asleep..."

"You hate it!" Wang Lili pinched my thigh hard, and I woke up resolutely while screaming for pain.

Well, I have to admit, women are at their most uncool when men run out of ammo.

to be continued