the last witcher

What a blessing in this life to have such a wife!No matter how gorgeous my rhetoric may be, it cannot compare with Wang Lili's delivery and my trust.I could only nod gratefully, and then took her hand and came to the front of the baby's dead soul together. However, how to communicate with the other party has become the most important thing to be solved right now.

Looking at the dead baby soul in front of me, I struggled for a long time, then turned around and asked Lao Cao helplessly: "Brother Cao, is there any way to communicate with these lonely ghosts?"

Brother Cao shook his big head and replied: "I can only simply ask the other party's intentions. As for how to communicate, I really don't know."

This is so depressing, I looked helplessly at the dead soul of the baby in front of me, what should I do with this damn baby?

Just when I was at a loss what to do, the stupid Hang Zhatian lying on my head suddenly extended the straw on his body infinitely, and then inserted it into the baby's body with a "pop".

My time!Are you planning to absorb the other party as spiritual power?I was about to teach this bastard a lesson, when I realized that the back of my neck was cold, and there was a "poof", and this shriveled calf actually inserted another straw into my spirit body, this damn is the rhythm of rebellion .

Just as I stretched out my hand to grab the second piece and was about to pull out Ya's straw, I heard a weak voice that came to my mind. "I just want to see my mother!"

I didn't realize that there were other brats around me. It seems that the voice of this brat came from which crack in the ground?After thinking about it, thinking about it, Nima couldn't be the ghost of the baby in front of me talking to me! ! !

"It's me, Uncle!" As soon as my side thought of the possibility that it was the baby, they took over the conversation.Shit, could this be the legendary telepathy, no, this shit is unscientific!

You see, Hang Zhatian connected the baby's spirit body and my spirit body with a straw, but the problem is that even if it is a translation device, it needs to be input into the program to run. Could it be that this Nima is not a manual transmission, but an automatic transmission ?

Maybe it's because of the connection with me, Diao Zhatian can immediately know what I'm thinking, when I praise you for the automatic transmission, this guy happily rubs his body against my head.Shit, could it be that you were a cat in your previous life, and you don't have such a close relationship.

Well, aside from the sarcasm, after listening to the child's words, I thought to myself, "What's your mother's name? How old is this year? Where do you live now?..." Anyway, it's all interrogative sentences .I was thinking of Jiang Zi, since you want me to help you, no problem, at least you have to give me some clues, so that I can use the clues to find your mother's identity, so as to fulfill your wish.

But something happened that made me feel miserable.After I asked a few whys, the baby didn't know all the questions, and just said weakly, "If I see my mother, I will recognize her!"

I almost shouted that Hang Zhatian turned into a pistol mode and was killed.You know, there are more than 70 billion people in the world, and if your mother is Chinese, then China alone has a population of 13 billion.

Let's use probability calculations. In a population of 13 billion, the ratio of women to men is one to one, so there are 5000 million people left; then these women are divided into seven age groups from zero to 70 years old, according to 50 If you can have children by the age of 8000, then that is three-sevenths of the ratio, then there are 35 million women left; I will bite my teeth again, and the girl who can give birth to you in the second hospital will be a girl from the three provinces in the Northeast, then according to If the 35 provinces, municipalities, and autonomous regions are divided, that is, the probability is three-fifths, then there are still 400 million women left; let me take another gamble, assuming that your mother is a woman in Liaoning Province, Then it is one-third of the current figure, which is about 800 million; let me stomp my feet again, if your mother is a woman in this city, then there are 800 prefecture-level cities in Liaoning Province, which is 57 points of [-] million One, then [-] women;

The current environment is not very good, if the ratio of life and death is calculated as 19:19, then there are still [-] f*cking women left.The conclusion is, I want to find your biological mother among the [-] women, baby, should I go to bed, or should I go to bed, or should I go to bed?

This is the same as "A bear fell into a trap, the trap was 19.617 meters deep, and the falling time was exactly 2 seconds. What color is the bear?" The problem is the same. You must learn to use probability and inference to calculate the problem.

The five possible answers are "white", "brown", "black", "dark brown" and "gray".

In fact, as long as you go through deliberation, you can easily find the answer!Listen up, readers. First of all, according to the title, calculate g=9.8085, and the latitude of the trap location is about 44 degrees.According to the geographical distribution of bears, there are no bears in the southern hemisphere, so it can be known that it should be 44 degrees north latitude;

Secondly, since ground traps are designed for bears, they must be terrestrial bears, and most terrestrial bears have poor eyesight and are difficult to distinguish traps, so they are easy to fall into the trap;

So far, the optional answers are: brown bears and American black bears or Asian black bears. Since the topic is only brown bears and black bears, only these two answers are left.Since the depth of the trap is 19.617 meters, the soil quality must be the impact parent material, so that it is easy to dig.Although brown bears have a geographical distribution, most of them live in high-altitude areas, and they are ferocious. They are more dangerous to hunt, and their value is not as high as that of black bears. Moreover, bear paws and bile are generally obtained from black bears.

And because the geographical distribution of black bears basically does not overlap with that of brown bears, it can be determined that the correct answer to this question is that the bears that fall into the trap are black. (Applause is needed here, how many brain cells are wasted!)

Seeing my hesitation, the dead soul baby was about to kneel down again. I hurriedly stretched out my hands, intending to help it up, but found that my hands had passed through the other's body. Damn, I was going to make such a fuss.

Yes, I can try it with spiritual power.Thinking of this, I increased the amount of spiritual power on the palm of my hand and tried again, but I didn't expect to touch the other party's spiritual body, and then I helped the baby up without any effort.

I heard the baby say to me telepathically: "Uncle, if I can't find my mother again, I may be trapped here forever, and I will never be reincarnated." Just when I was feeling sad, it continued: "Look at my color, it's very, very pale. This is a sign that my soul is flying away. Only by finding my mother and fulfilling my unfulfilled wish, can I get rid of the shackles and re-enter the six realms of reincarnation. Please, please, Uncle, let me see my mother again!"

Just as I was about to speak, I found a little old man wandering in from not far away.The reason why I say he is a little old man is because of his height, I really dare not compliment him, at most he is about 1.3 meters four, with a white beard and white eyebrows, if he can be taller, he is really a bit of a fairy It's a pity that it looks like a bone, a second-class cripple!

Different from those lonely ghosts around, this little old man exudes a layer of pale golden light, and after seeing this little old man, those lonely ghosts knelt down one after another, which made me feel even more unbelievable , Lao Cao and Wang Lili didn't see the appearance of this little old man, who is this nima?

to be continued