the last witcher

"What kind of car did you stop? I came here in a taxi." Damn, Wang Lili couldn't help laughing out loud as soon as Lao Cao finished speaking. Except for me, everyone else looked at Lao Cao in bewilderment. And Wang Lili!

Everyone knows Lao Cao's fortune is not good, at least until the age of 40, the treasury will not be opened, so he will not let go of any opportunity to make money.And Wang Lili must have never seen Lao Cao who is open to money like this, so she laughed.

I gave Wang Lili a sneaky poke, and then helplessly said to Brother Cao, "Brother, you are a taxi, not a van, and you don't even count how many people we have together, so you dare to pick it up."

Lao Cao probably was still immersed in the dream of making money, and he didn't wake up for a while, so I had no choice but to continue: "Brother, counting the three of Xiao Yu'er and the others, there are five of us. Your car Can you pull it off?"

After Lao Cao listened to me, his complexion turned dark instantly, as if his wishful thinking hadn't worked out, so he was quite annoyed.Thanks to this old man driving a taxi, if this shit is Shenjiu, I think he can pull a bunch of alien creatures back to Earth, provided those guys have to pay!

Just when Xiao Yuer was in a dilemma, Wang Lili took my hand and said to Lao Cao, "It's okay, Brother Cao, you can help Auntie and the others. We will take a taxi to Jia Shu's house to pick up the car, and we will call later."

"Oh, my brother and sister are so thoughtful!" Lao Cao turned his face like turning over a book. His face just now turned from sunny to cloudy, but now it has turned into bright sunshine.

Afterwards, brother Cao and I carried my aunt's son into a taxi, took a taxi with Wang Lili and went back to my parents' house, picked up the car, called Lao Cao, and finally, downstairs at my aunt's house, we A group of six gathered together again.

But the fly in the ointment was that the baby's soul failed to leave the hospital with me.Before I left, I made a promise to the other party that within three days, I would take him out of there and help him realize his unfulfilled wish within my lifetime.

Leaving aside the baby's ghost, let's talk about us, it took a lot of effort to move Xiao Yu'er's cousin to the bed at home.Afterwards, Lao Cao started to get busy.

First, he took out the incense candle, rice bowl, and emery newspaper bag from his satchel, and then arranged for Xiaoyuer to go out and buy two red candles. After everything was ready, Lao Cao put the satchel aside, and took out a bag A crumpled piece of yellow paper was placed on the dining table of my aunt's house.

"Auntie, give me your son's date of birth and the names of you and your lover. After I have calculated the position of the table, I will trouble you to take Xiao Yu'er and Wang Lili out of the room." It was the first time Lao Cao said this Talking to my aunt seriously made me think that she was possessed by a ghost.

I looked at Lao Cao with my eyes open for a long time, only to find that this old man was not possessed, so I had to wait and see what he would do next.

My aunt is now obedient to both of us. It can be seen that as long as her son's life can be saved, even if she has to dig out her own heart, she is willing.What a pity for parents in the world!

After the aunt asked for the child's birthday and the names of the aunt and his wife, the aunt took Xiao Yu'er and Wang Lili, who was quite dissatisfied, out of the house, leaving me and Lao Cao to stay in the house.

After seeing everyone go out, I asked Brother Cao in puzzlement, "Why are you making it so mysterious?"

Lao Cao shook his big head and said to me: "There are some industry secrets, it's better not to let outsiders know."

"Is it possible that this matter will still be dangerous for a while, and will it hurt the innocent?" I continued to ask Lao Cao.

"Hehe, my silly brother, if you say you are smart, no one is your match, but if you say you are stupid, sometimes you are really stupid." Lao Cao said to me with a smile.

I shook my head to express my incomprehension. Lao Cao put on an expression that he knew it would be like this, and then continued: "Actually, there is nothing special about the child with the soul-departure syndrome. As long as you can get the other party's birth date, plus a table Wen can do it."

"Then why did you ask the other party to leave the room?" Lao Cao's answer made me feel even more strange.

Lao Cao stared at me bitterly, and found that I still hadn't reacted, so he had no choice but to sigh helplessly, and then said, "Let me give you an example, so you can understand." After seeing me nodding, Lao Cao began to give examples. Explanation: "Your friend Zhang Peng, who runs a barber shop, is quite skilled, isn't he?"

"Yes!" After all, that buddy cuts hair for cadres at or above the county level in the city, isn't it good workmanship?

"Then how long does it take for him to get a haircut?" Brother Cao continued to guide my thinking.

"It depends on his mood. If he's in a good mood, it may be done in a few minutes. If he's in a bad mood, he won't cut it for you at all!" I answered Lao Cao's question.

"Oh!" Lao Cao gave Lao Cao an anxious slap on the thigh, and then said to himself very depressedly: "Normally, a good barber only takes a few minutes to cut a hair, but in many cases, they have to cut more than a dozen haircuts." Even twenty minutes.

The main reason for this is price.You know, customers have the mentality of being greedy for small and cheap things. In other barbershops, it costs ten yuan for a 10-minute haircut; , and my heart will not be balanced. "

"I see, Brother Cao!" It wasn't until this moment that I suddenly realized that the main reason why Brother Cao kicked Auntie, Xiao Yu'er, and Wang Lili out of the house was not because of the danger that would be caused by the treatment of the Leaving Soul Disease. But this skill is too simple for people in our industry, and it may be done in a very short period of time. In order to prevent the employer from feeling that the money was spent too much, this is what made the original simple thing magical. Mysterious.

But Lao Cao overlooked one point. Aunt Nima is the sister of Si Gu. No matter how mysterious you are, Si Gu can tell you back to your original shape with a word.It seems that Lao Cao just ignored the important point, alas!Is it because you are clever but you are mistaken by your cleverness, or is it known that you are drunk alone?

However, I still don't intend to tell the truth about this matter. After all, Lao Cao is helping out on a voluntary basis this time, so let's take this brother's face into consideration.

Thinking of this, I smiled bitterly and said to Brother Cao: "Then let's start now."

But how can it be imagined, Brother Cao took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, threw one to me, lit the one on his mouth, and said to me unhurriedly: "What's the hurry, after smoking Besides, it won’t take more than 5 minutes to do this anyway!”

I rely on!I finally know why Brother Cao can’t open the treasury. This damn thing is too inefficient. If it were me, I would have done it early, and then put my arms around Wang Lili to do “serious things” to go to the bird, alas!People who don't understand that time is life and efficiency is money are terrible!

to be continued