the last witcher

Nima, after hearing Lao Cao's shout, my first reaction was not excitement, but abnormal tangle.Do you know what it means to hide your eyes and ears?Do you know what it means to do it secretly?You're afraid that Dagu and Xiao Yu'er won't hear you, right? I'm not seven or eighty years old, so why make such a big noise!

"Uh, please wait outside, auntie. I'll call everyone in after I'm done with this." I really couldn't make up any other reason to get away with it.

"Is my son awake yet?" Auntie peeked into the door secretly, and then asked me.

"Believe me, you'll wake up right away!" There is a reason for me to say this, because I can still see the soul of my aunt's son at the door. It can be said that Lao Cao's method is feasible, but I don't know what's inside the house. Is there any evil spirit object that prevents this buddy's soul from returning to his body.

Thinking of this, I can't wait to slap myself and Lao Cao.If the soul can't get in, we won't take that buddy's body out, we have to foolishly rummage through boxes and cabinets to find the belongings of Huasha, aren't these damn two bastards!

Because I figured out a way, I feel relaxed right now.So ignoring Lao Cao's loud shouts, she walked slowly into the door, and closed the door casually. Wang Lili was so angry that she stomped her feet because she didn't know what was going on inside. I'm so happy, little master, quack!

"What are you doing?" Lao Cao urged me to go over quickly, and then he took out a dirty picture frame from behind the back of the sofa and asked me, "Look at what this is?"

Damn, it's not Tang Bohu's chicken eating rice map, you are so excited!I first lighted a cigarette very leisurely, took a puff with great enjoyment, adjusted my glasses on the bridge of my nose, and carefully looked at the picture frame in Brother Cao's hand.

"My God, bro, your picture frame is upside down!" I yelled at Brother Cao in a very tangled state, it seemed that inside the picture frame, the painted part was facing the wall, while Lao Cao was very excited with his head against the wall I am staring at the painting and admiring it.

"I'm sorry, I forgot about this when I got excited." Lao Cao explained to me with a smile, then pulled out the picture frame in his hand and turned it from bottom to top He stood up and said to me again: "Can you see clearly this time?"

"Brother, you took it down!" I admire Brother Cao's IQ so much, how weird this is! "Oh, oh, turn it over for you right away!" Lao Cao said to me embarrassedly.

When Brother Cao straightened the picture frame for me, I carefully watched the patterns inside the picture frame.It seems that this is a pair of cross-stitch, embroidered with a lifelike big tiger, and no matter from the charm or color, the owner who embroidered this cross-stitch at that time must have put in a certain amount of effort, otherwise it would not be embroidered like this vivid.

However, is there any direct relationship between this tiger and Xiao Yuer's cousin's soul not being able to return to his body?

Seeing that I was puzzled, Lao Cao dusted the picture frame and explained to me: "In Fengshui pendants, there are not only mahogany swords, axes, and gourds, but also have the functions of exorcising evil and avoiding evil, turning evil and seeking good fortune. Well, some pictures that contain the master's hard work can also play such a role. Look at this big tiger in my hand."

While talking, Brother Cao pointed at the big tiger in the frame, "Dragon, tiger, unicorn, and cylindrical patterns have the effect of dispelling evil spirits since ancient times, but it's the soul that got lost in my aunt's son. The door was blocked by these evil objects. When I used the secret technique passed down by our Ma family to bring back his soul, it was because of the existence of this object that the soul could not return to the body, so I said Our Ma family's secret technique is still very effective." Brother Cao said incoherently, as if the same thing was repeated more than twice.

Seeing that I was silent for a long time, Lao Cao continued to ask me: "By the way, brother, after you opened your eyes, did you see the lost soul of that buddy at the door?"

In order for Lao Cao to calm down, I pretended to be forced and replied: "I didn't see it!"

Changing Lao Cao was depressed this time, so I saw this old man staring at me hard for a long time. After finding that my facial expression was flawless, he sighed and said in a tangled voice: "No, I cured it last time. How about a patient like this, why didn’t he work this time?”

Quack, I love teasing Lao Cao so much. When I was a child, I wrapped large glass balls in candy wrappers and let those silly kids eat them as candy balls; Those big and three thick athletes drink it; or put melon seeds in stinky sneakers, cover them for a day, and then take them out and share them with others, they are all the same!

I remember that in "If You Are the One", when Uncle Ge Youge went to Japan, he was poor in the church during the daytime, and was fucked by the pastor. Do you think this guy is too bad.Let me tell you, I didn't go. If I had gone, I would have froze at the pastor. Believe it or not?It’s a small sample. Compared with me, Uncle Ge practiced 1 years earlier!

However, jokes are jokes, after seeing Brother Cao’s tangled expression, I couldn’t bear the joy in my heart anymore, so I burst out laughing, making Brother Cao look at me like a monster, but I don’t know what happened something happened.

After I finished laughing, I will tell Brother Cao the real situation.Thanks to the fact that I always tease him, Brother Cao has gotten used to me.If it were someone else, it would probably be like Liu Tiezhu slashing at Huang Laoxie with a kitchen knife, chasing him for a few blocks!

"Oh my brother, don't make trouble, hurry up and get down to business, I have to work the night shift right now." Brother Cao held back for a long time, and actually came up with such a sentence for me.The question was just who was willing to do it before he had to smoke a cigarette and rest for a while.Damn, when it comes to wasting time, the two of us are laughing at each other, so don't talk about anyone else.

"Then how to deal with this pair of cross-stitch?" I pointed to the frame and asked Lao Cao.

"Simple, you are sure that the soul of the buddy is at the door, aren't you?" Lao Cao asked me again worriedly.

"That's right, it's at the door!" I confirmed it again, and then Lao Cao continued: "In a moment, find a stronger rope and tie this cross-stitch, and I will put it through the window of the room. Downstairs, so that buddy's soul can return to his body!"

Why do I feel that Lao Cao is taking off his pants and farting in this matter? Thinking of this, I walked up to Brother Cao, took the picture frame from his hand, and then quickly walked to the window, opened the window, and found There was no one below, and no cars were parked, so I threw down the big tiger cross-stitch with a wave of my hand.

"Ai...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Lao Cao was surprised for a while, and then he said to me, "brother, if the painting is sold in a cross-stitch shop, at least it can sell for a pack of cigarettes. you…"

Depend on!After working for a long time, you actually plan to use this thing to offset the wages of this job. I really wish I could use this gesture to describe you: convex- -convex!

to be continued