the last witcher

Forget it, I'm not afraid of trouble, but I don't cause trouble at all.I admit that it was my fault that I came in to watch them fight in the field this time. I will correct my mistakes and I am a good comrade.

Adhering to the concept of avoiding troubles and not looking for troubles, I held Wang Lili who was terrified with one hand, and Lao Cao, whose jaw fell to the ground with the other hand, and planned to leave this place.

But as soon as we took a few steps, we heard the little girl shouting in our direction: "Come out, I saw you coming!"

My time!The other party is not cheating us, is it?You know, when the few of us came over, our footsteps were light, just like when a cat catches a mouse, absolutely no movement was made, how did the other party notice it?

After much deliberation, the other party cheated us out of face, so the young master won't go out, what can you do to me?

I'm an experienced veteran, the problem is that Lao Cao is a good person.After listening to the other party, before I could wink at Ya, I stood up stupidly, and then asked honestly, "When did you see us coming?"

Damn it, why are you so easy to deceive?But that's right, if this old man is not easy to deceive, can he be bullied by me for so long?

I was squatting on the ground struggling, when I heard the little girl say to Lao Cao: "Wait for me a while, I'll go over after cleaning up these scumbags."

you?Shit, it seems that people really saw a few of us, well, it's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided.I first exploded my spiritual power, and then carefully observed the girl in front of me. If the other party's intentions are wrong, I will be the first to stop the other party, and try to give Lao Cao and Wang Lili more time to escape.

After my spiritual power erupted, I saw that girl's body was covered by a layer of dark purple spiritual power. Needless to say, this Nima is also a member of my generation, but I don't know whether it is an enemy or a friend.

After Ya finished sucking the third man, there were three complete sets of clothes and shoes left on the ground.Afterwards, the little girl proudly licked her lips, it seemed that the blood of those men still remained on it.

Just this move made the three of us disgusting enough.What is this Nima?Does eating people not spit out bones?I'm second-guess, if you get involved in a while, I have to be very careful, I plan to keep this body and marry Wang Lili.

Just look at this little girl first glanced at Lao Cao, then curled her lips, and then looked at Wang Lili, with a look of joy in her eyes, shit, damn, Wang Lili is just like you, she is also a girl, you are happy A yarn.

When the little girl saw me, she shouted happily: "Are you Jia Shu?"

Obediently, Longdidong, dare I say that I don't know you, big sister, when did we meet? I am very confident in my memory.What is your mother's last name?Besides, apart from being well-known in Liaoyang's wedding circle, I, Jia Shu, don't seem to have done anything earth-shattering in the supernatural industry. Why do you all know who I am?

"You're so surprised!" I saw that little girl yelling at me with a smile, but her voice was still quite sweet, which I don't like.No, I have to be on guard, be on guard!

"War in the wasteland, you, Jia Shu, have already become famous in this circle. What's more, you have golden spiritual power, so it's hard not to be recognized by others." The words of this little girl made me suddenly enlightened.

Just when I was about to ask the other party, Lao Cao actually took my lines, "Who are you? What are you going to do?"

Fuck me, brother, you can't do it!Anyway, the other party is holding me up and chatting. Listening to the tone of the little girl's words, I am not Wuxia Ameng. I have already been reborn and become a little famous in the circle. Why are you so afraid?No matter how bad it is, you still have the eight-door golden lock array, and I still have a deformable hanging bomb, I'm afraid of wool!

"My name is Daoba, you can just call me Bamei." This little girl's name is so weird, which kind of heartless parents can give their child such a name, probably it should be a code name or something.However, there is another possibility that this girl is just like Huang Hong and Song Dandan in the skit "Superborn Guerrillas" in the Spring Festival Gala. She was also born by uneducated parents. On the day she gave birth, she just caught up with her father. Cutting vegetables, chopping my own hands eight times, that's why I got such a weird name.

Seeing that no one of us spoke, Daoba stared at me and continued: "I remember that greedy monk Jie Chi went to you, why, didn't you agree to the request to cooperate with us?"

Well, after hearing the name of the foodie monk, my vigilance was relaxed. It turns out that you are with that group of people, and it will be much easier.At least I can exclude you from the list of enemies. As for whether you are a friend or not, that can be discussed later.

"Oh~~" Wang Lili made a long sound, "It turns out that you and the master of quitting delusion are together."

"Yes, you are Jia Shu's fiancée, you are so temperamental." Dao Ba turned his gaze to Wang Lili, and then said complimentingly.

"Where is it, the eighth younger sister is so cute and charming." Wang Lili said while holding the other party.

"Really, the first time I saw you, I thought it was a fairy descending to earth." Dao Ba's words made me love to hear them, but it seems that the topic of this woman is a bit off topic.

"Bamei is still pretty, even Cecilia Cheung is not as feminine as you." Wang Lili said happily to Daoba.

I'm starting to have some headaches.Women and men are definitely two completely different creatures. Take a haircut as an example:

girls after hair done

A: Yeah, you got a haircut!

B: Yes, my boyfriend is here today.

A: So beautiful!

B: It's okay, I'm not very satisfied.

A: Pretty good, you look good with this kind of hair, but I can't.

B: No, you can try it!

A: I can't do it anymore.My face is too round.

B: That's right, why don't you try face-lifting cream?Very easy to use.

A: I tried it, but it doesn't work.

B: Then you use L'Oreal's. I heard that the effect is good.

A: I have used that brand of Xiaolan, but it has no effect.

B: What a pretty face Xiaolan has!What are you doing with face-lifting cream?

A: Yes, I think she is so beautiful!Especially like so-and-so (female star).

B: Oh, right.I heard that Nicholas Tse has made a new movie, have you watched it?

A: I've heard about it too, but I haven't been able to find any place to download it.how?you down?

B: No, but my boyfriend brought it for me.

A: Look at how nice your boyfriend is to you.My boyfriend would be half as good as him.

B: Your boyfriend is also good. That time you caught a cold and he was busy!

A: What!It's not because of him that I have a cold!If I didn't accompany her to buy movie tickets, would I be able to catch a cold?

B: Oh, what movie did you watch that time?

A: It's "City Full of Golden Armor", it's boring.But the leading actor Jay Chou is still very handsome

B: Jay Chou?Oh, it's the one with the concert!

A: That's right, his acting skills are average, but his eyes are particularly charming.

B: Well, the hairstyle is also very good.When I was doing my hair, I saw someone else do that hairstyle

A: Really? ! !What did you do there?That hairstyle is so hard, I asked my boyfriend to do it too!

B: I did it in a certain hair house.

A: Oh, it’s the one next to XX!

B: Yes.There is a handsome boy there, he is the one who knows how to do it!

A: You are talking about the one who looks like Louis Koo!

B: Well!

A: I’ve also been paying attention to him for a long time, but I didn’t expect his craftsmanship to be so good

B: Yeah, my boyfriend has been here for half a day, I'm going down to pick her up

A: All right.Bye-Bye!

B: Goodbye......

when boys have their hair done

A: Yeah, you shaved your head?

B: Oh, shaved!

A: What a fucking idiot!

B: Get out!

to be continued