the last witcher

I patted Zhatian's head on the shoulder, and said proudly: "This is my pet. Don't look like it looks bad, but it's very capable. It's absolutely amazing."

Bamei looked at Diao Zhatian carefully again, and then said with a look of contempt: "I still don't see it, it looks like a big caterpillar. However, its ability is quite interesting, and it can even become a caterpillar. Big." When it came to the second half of the sentence, Bamei's tone obviously became a little teasing.

Maybe it was because he heard that the other party looked down on me, so he used his head in dissatisfaction to rub the spiritual power on the periphery of my palm vigorously.And in order to prove how attractive Diao Zhatian is, I quickly gave him an order: "Come on, change the beauty across from you into a samurai sword!"

As soon as I finished speaking, I realized that the sky was hanging on my shoulders. Instead of being lazy in the past, I jumped off my shoulders, twisted in the air, and turned into a golden samurai sword. Pinching the opponent in his hand, he gestured proudly a few times.

When the other party was stunned, I used my imagination again, and shouted at Diao Zhatian, who had turned into a samurai sword in his hand: "Create a desert eagle for the little grandpa."

With a "bang", the original handle of the knife turned into the handle of the pistol, and the body of the knife turned into the barrel of the pistol. The whole process took only an instant, which surprised Bamei even more.

"Okay, come back!" I shouted proudly, and when I looked at this guy again, it immediately turned into a caterpillar, slowly crawling along my arm and onto my shoulder.It may be that its physical strength was consumed by the change just now. Since it climbed onto my shoulder, it has been lazily still there, and has not made any move to continue moving.

"It's so amazing!" Bamei closed her mouth that was opened due to surprise, and said in admiration to the Diao Zhatian on my shoulder, then walked up to me, intending to reach out her hand to touch the Diao Zhatian.

But to our surprise, when Bamei's hand was about to touch Hang Zhatian, the thing actually swished and hid in the clothes on my back. The speed was amazing. Speechless.

"This stuff is quite familiar." I smiled and explained to Bamei, but what I didn't expect was that Bamei's hand didn't stop, but slowly fell on my cheek, exerting force He pinched my face and said with a smile: "If you can run away from the monk, you can't run away from the temple; if you can't touch the sky, I'll pinch you."

I was wondering whether to push Bamei's hand away, when I heard a "cough" outside the door, I turned my head and saw Wang Lili standing at the door of the bedroom with an angry face, staring at the two of us.

My time!Daughter-in-law, it's not what you think.This shit is too bloody, I want to say that the other party wants to touch the caterpillar that you can't see, do you believe it?

Just when I pushed Bamei's right hand away, Bamei smiled and said to Wang Lili: "Sister Lili, don't worry, your man, I only care about it and don't steal it!"

Nima, you don't need to worry about the little master, I already have Wang Lili, you should kill that liver for me.

"Don't be afraid of stealing. To be a woman, you must have a backbone. You can either fall in love or get married; or play casually and don't take it seriously; or remain proudly single; if you want, you can help me with my future husband, not to mention You are still so serious." Wang Lili threw out a series of parallel sentences, which instantly made me feel that in the battle of defending love, a woman's IQ can be infinitely improved. As for the extent to which it is mentioned, it varies from person to person.

"Haha, Sister Lili, you are so amazing that you can say everything in such a rhyme." Bamei was not only not angry, but cheered for Wang Lili.

Afterwards, Bamei smiled and said to the two of us: "No matter how powerful a person is, like Jia Shu, if there is no one around him to set off or support him, then his level will be greatly lowered. A person who is intimidating must not only be powerful himself, but also be surrounded by a group of capable people. How can the energy of a single person be so great? So, I am the green leaf beside him, what do you think?"

Shit, this is definitely a battlefield where you can't see the smoke of gunpowder. On the surface, the two women sound like they don't care about me, but the real situation is that they are talking about me.

"Haha, what my sister said is really good, but it is really not easy for a woman to meet the other half she wants in this life. You must know the goal of a woman's struggle: to make the previous man regret, and to make the present A man sweats, making future men rare. And I hope Jia Shu is not only my current man, but also my future husband." It can be heard that Wang Lili must have misunderstood the two of us by saying this.

Please, please explain quickly.I silently set my expectations on Daoba in my heart, because it is not suitable for me to come forward to explain this matter, because explaining is covering up, and covering up is the truth. This is the most basic truth. Curious too!

After hearing Wang Lili's words, Bamei smiled even more happily, and then she said to Wang Lili: "Sister, if you want to be happy with a man, you should know him a lot, and you don't have to love him too much." After saying this, Bamei The younger sister turned her gaze to my side, and said to me with the same smile: "If you want to be happy with a woman, you should love her more, but don't try to understand her."

What I said made me extremely entangled. I didn’t understand how to love. Turning understanding into habits, and then turning habits into love is a very cumbersome process, but there are no men and women in the world who are not struggling for this cumbersome procedure. ?

After Wang Lili listened, she thought for a while, and then said: "Listening to what my sister said, it's like a woman is like a book on a bookshelf. Although a man bought her, before the man bought her, she was more or less covered by several or even More men have read it, if they haven't been read, it can only prove that this book is not attractive at all, right?"

It can be heard that Daoba wants me not to know too much about Wang Lili's past so that I can get along better in the future, while Wang Lili thinks that the reason why she can attract me is entirely because of what happened to her in the past. I have trained her today, if I like her, I will not care about her past, at least, a woman without a story cannot be called a woman, at best she is just a girl.

Just when Bamei was going to continue to pay back to Wang Lili, I shouted: "Stop!"

The two women focused their eyes on me at the same time, and then I slowly said word by word: "Don't think that people who smile all the time or who are silent are easy to provoke. When you tear off his mask, you will lick There is no chance to kneel."

Seeing that my goal of deterrence was achieved, I said seriously: "In a small alley where you can't see your fingers, a girl in her prime was forced to take off her clothes by a gangster with a knife. The girl took off her sweater helplessly, thinking that the next thing is to It was time to take off the underwear, but the gangster said to put it on again. The girl was puzzled, but she put on the sweater anyway. The girl cried and asked him a hundred times: "What the hell do you want? The gangster waved his hand: "Hush!"Don't talk, look how beautiful the static electricity is. "

to be continued