the last witcher

Shit, what does it mean to save yourself from explaining to me, so I asked Bamei naively: "Did you suffer from lactic acid recently, menstrual pain and shortness of breath, why didn't you explain to me?"

This made Bamei so angry, she pinched me severely, then pulled me to a corner of the room, and made a shush gesture to me, so I had no choice but to shut my mouth wisely and watch what's going to happen next.

Let me talk about this room first, it is not big, it is the size of an ordinary living room.In the center of the room is a statue of Buddha, which seems to be Shakyamuni, with offerings and incense candles placed below it.

After the two monks came in, they didn't close the door casually. After waiting for a while, it seemed that several middle-aged men came in. Each of them was carrying a few plastic bags in their hands, which seemed to be full of things.Under the command of the two monks, those who came in later put the things in their hands in the corner, and then left the room obediently, and the man who left last closed the door behind him.

After the door was closed, the tall monk said, "This is the fasting spot you ordered, Master Jiezhi. I have arranged for someone to put it away for you."

"Good, good!" Monk Jie Chi looked at the food and muttered happily. When he turned his eyes to the two monks in front of him, he changed from his smiling face to a very serious question. Said: "Do you not tell outsiders about the matter of longevity?"

"Monastics don't tell lies, here!" the two monks replied in unison.

After writing this, I would like to give a brief explanation to the readers: the end of life means from this moment to the end of life. If you don’t say no to outsiders about the matter of life, it means from now to the end of your life. What happened, tell others.As for the next sentence, it is even simpler. It means that the monks will not lie and agree to your request.

It turns out that the two requests made by the monk Jiezhi just now are actually a fasting point, and the other is not to be known to outsiders.wipe!What are you doing, it's so mysterious, I have to take a closer look.

After the two monks finished answering, the monk Jie Chi asked them to close their eyes and keep their minds free from distracting thoughts.Then he came to the two of them, held a monk's head with one hand, and began to chant something in a low voice.

It should be sung in Sanskrit, but I really don't know what it means.If readers are curious, they can listen to the Sanskrit version of Sa Dingding's "All Things Live" to know how I felt at that time. Of course, there is no soundtrack.

Seeing the monk Jie Chi singing, water vapor began to emerge from the top of his bald head. I left the spot, moved to the opposite side of Jie Chi, and observed Jie Chi's appearance from the front.I really don't know if I don't see it. I was shocked when I saw it.Just look at this guy's black eyes rolled into the upper eyelids, it's like rolling his eyes, his head is steaming, and he is singing a Sanskrit tune that I don't understand, that's really weird.

After singing for more than ten minutes, the black-eyed man of the monk Jiechi slowly returned to the middle of the eyeballs and stopped singing.Look at the two heads that were pressed down by the monk Jie Chi just now, leaving two red handprints of different shades.

At this moment, Bamei came to Monk Jiechi's side, and handed over a clean white towel, Jiechi was not polite, took it, and immediately started to wipe Ya's bald head, just like his mother's shoeshine.I said Ya's big head is Mao Zheng's bright tiles, I dare you to just wipe it if you have nothing to do, wow!

After wiping off the sweat from his head, Jie Chi said in a low voice: "Just now I read the past life book for the two of you, and found that the two senior brothers were also monks in their previous lives. When I want to continue to check where the senior brothers are practicing At the same time, Wei Tuo Arhat appeared in front of my eyes, and blocked my sight with a piece of yellow silk, so this search can only be given up. Amitabha!"

"Amitabha, that's how it is!" The two monks replied convincingly, which made me confused.

"Daoba, please send the two senior brothers to the side room for tea, I will go later." After finishing speaking, the monk Jiechi started to walk towards me.

Aside from Bamei taking the two monks out, let's just say that Monk Jie Chi came to me and said simply, "This time I should know why I asked you to send that female ghost on the road."

I touched Jie Chi's smooth head with a smile, and then replied in a bloody way: "I don't know!" The one who was so angry with Jie Chi shook his head and left the hand that was touching him, and then sighed Said: "Flowers are not flowers, fog is not fog, come at midnight, go at dawn."

This shit pissed me off, why did Bai Juyi's "Flowers Are Not Flowers" come out of flying?Well, to deal with this smelly and shameless person, I can only be wretched and have no limit.

So, I continued to touch Monk Jiezhi's big head with my hand, and said viciously: "Nima, can you speak Mandarin!"

Monk Jiezhi didn't get rid of my hand this time, but said in a very tangled way: "Benefactor Jia, with deep roots of wisdom, why don't you understand the cause of the past life and the result of the present life, and the result of the present life will become the cause of the next life. What about this vulgar reasoning?"

"I understand the truth, but what do you want to say?" I'm telling the truth, this guy talked a lot of nonsense, but Nima is talking about it, and I'm even more confused!

"Hey, the reason why I asked you to send that female ghost on the road is not because I want you to beat her to death and disappear; I just want to use your hands to cut off the cause and effect of the previous life." Monk Jie Chi was very sincere. Said to me.

"I don't understand!" I gave the other party my point of view concisely and clearly.

"Hey!" Monk Jie Chi sighed, "Sit down and talk!" After giving me a seat in the house, he sat next to me and said to me: "This female ghost did something to you in the previous life. Things she shouldn't do, that's why she has to bear the evil consequences of this life. Although you didn't do it before death, after death, the soul cannot enter the six realms of reincarnation for a long time, so Master Jia needs to take action to draw this karma into a picture. Full stop!"

After Jie Chi finished speaking, I hurriedly asked: "That's not right! Even if I don't break up the other party's soul, according to Eighth Sister, I still need to bear the karma. Moreover, the other party's resentment is so great, if I If you don't break up the other party's soul, how can you resolve the other party's resentment?"

Just as the monk Jiechi was about to speak, I interrupted him, "You wait until I finish. You are so awesome, you can't transcend the other party to enter the six realms of reincarnation. How can I, a newcomer in this industry, be able to do it? "

This time, the monk Jiezhi waited for me to finish speaking, and didn't answer for a long time. He didn't answer until he saw me staring at him, and then said: "Form is emptiness, and emptiness is form! Amitabha."

Your uncle, are you implying that I have to have sex with the female ghost to resolve the other party's grievances?

"Master Jia, please follow the little monk to the side room, and you will know everything naturally." While speaking, the dead monk actually stood up, lifted his legs and walked out the door.

wipe!I am not afraid of wearing shoes with bare feet, who is afraid of who, thinking of this, I followed Jie Chi closely, planning to go to the side room to find out...

to be continued