the last witcher

In fact, from the outside, this Avalokitesvara is no different from other Avalokitesvara statues, but I feel an indescribable discomfort in my heart, this damn is quite evil.

In order to verify my feelings, I called Brother Cao over and asked him to watch the Guanyin statue with me.The problem is that Lao Cao is a master in Fengshui, but he has no talent at all in terms of perception.

After watching with me for a long time, this old man shook his head at me, then he held the gossip compass by himself, and started looking for reasons in every corner of the house, leaving me alone and continuing to stare at the Guanyin statue in a daze.

Staring at the Buddha statue of Guanyin for about half an hour, my eyes were blurred. Apart from feeling something wrong, I really didn't see Ziwumaoyou.I thought to myself, this is not possible, so I calmed down, closed my eyes, and allowed myself to be in one mind.

After I opened my eyes again, I was surprised to find that the Guanyin Buddha statue in front of me seemed to have a drop of crystal clear tears hanging in the corner of Guanyin's eyes.

I was afraid that my eyes would be confused, so I closed my eyes and opened them again, and found that I was right, the statue was indeed crying.Avalokitesvara is crying, this matter is really big or small, no wonder the eldest sister's family is so troubled recently, it turns out that the crux of the matter is all on this Buddha statue.

But whether it was then or now, I didn't have the ability to resolve this matter, so I had to call Brother Cao and Eldest Sister and tell them what I saw in detail.

Brother Cao began to think about countermeasures after hearing this, and the elder sister was so frightened that she knelt down and begged me to save their family.

After much deliberation, my opinion with Brother Cao is to quickly find a good day to bring this statue back to the temple, and Brother Cao immediately figured out a suitable day for sending it back, and informed him big sister.

Eldest sister is what we say at the moment, what she listens to, it is really better to believe it than to believe it.So, after a thousand thanks, I gave us a pack of Grandpa Mao, about [-] yuan, but Lao Cao and I refused.After the statement and other matters are all resolved, it is not too late to give.

In fact, the eldest sister’s family was in need of money at that time, and the two of us were not short of those three melons and jujube flowers for the time being, not to mention that the matter had not been resolved in a real sense, so it was really hot to take this money now.

After the eldest sister sent us away very gratefully, she was going to invite the Buddha statue back to the temple, but it was impossible to imagine. The monks in the temple said that they would not accept death. The reason is very simple. Dare to accept.

It's hard to break the eldest sister, tell me, is this Buddha statue just smashed into my hand like this?And I can't throw it away, I can't throw it, I can't smash it. After thinking about it for a long time, this eldest sister came to us again.

I just heard that a small temple was newly built in a certain town near Liaoyang, and the monk invited was not real. It can be said that he pretended to be like that during the day, but at night, the monk put on a fake headgear, Going out is eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, full of five poisons.

Since he is such a person, we don't need to pity him, so I urged my eldest sister to bring money to the small temple.Sure enough, the eldest sister took the Buddha statue to the small temple, and threw five pieces of Mao Zedong on the incense table of the other party, and the fake monk immediately accepted the Buddha statue.I speak in my heart, let you be greedy for money, and cry later.

In this way, the eldest sister sent the Buddha statue back, and Lao Cao and I took this opportunity to do a few simple Feng Shui bureaus for the eldest sister's family. In the following two months, the health of the eldest sister's family members all returned to normal, and the business was also successful. Impressive, once again into a well-off family.Of course, this eldest sister is not a fool, knowing that today's achievements are all thanks to me and Lao Cao, so after the business was stable, she sent us two 1 yuan as a token of gratitude.

Don't talk about how noble we two are, Lao Cao and I are human beings, we won't take a cent of the money we shouldn't take, but we won't take a penny less of the money we should take.So, the two brothers took the money and first bought 5000 yuan of loach and released it (I was in the fish market, it was convenient to buy), and the remaining 5000 yuan was divided equally between the two of us.

What's more interesting is that half a year later, the monk who built the temple broke one of his legs and ran away with a limp. Since then, no monk has dared to go to that temple again. , so far it will be barren.

It turned out that the monk had nothing to do, so he went to QQ to seduce the little girl.The question is, who is it bad to seduce, but seduce a girl who is still in junior high school; it’s fine if you seduce a girl who is still in junior high school, why would you do that kind of thing with someone, it’s ambiguous; if you do that kind of thing, I just opened a hotel secretly and did it, but Nima would not bring it to the temple to save money.

As a result, the girl's belly was enlarged by the fake monk, and they all belonged to the same town. In terms of blood relationship, the girl is still the sister-in-law of the family who built the temple, so she won't do it this time.With a group of people, the monk was blocked in the Buddhist hall, and it was cut off. It is said that only the handle of the shovel broke two. How much anger do you think this monk provoked, even worse than the principal up.

It is said that the fake monk was shaved until his head was full of melon seeds, and he lay on the ground for a whole night, but no one dialed 1. After dawn, the fake monk woke up, thinking that he could not stay here for long, and his life would be very special. There was nothing left, so he limped on one leg and disappeared from that small town.

This is really good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and we only strive to come sooner than later! (From "Three Words, Two Beats")

This is the first story, but the second one, about the idol, is more interesting.

Story [-]: This should be the story that happened when I, Lao Cao, Chen Laodao, and the big boss Xu joined Mr. Liu's Taoyuan Fengshuixuan.

I forgot what day of the week it was, but I just remembered Chen Laodao, Lao Xu and me, the three of us were sitting together drinking tea while listening to Chen Laodao bragging.

Because my family is engaged in ornamental fish farming, the topic went back and forth and came to fish farming, and I heard Chen Laodao said sadly: "At that time, a believer gave me an aquarium. I was so happy, I carried my family home.

I thought about how precious this thing is, so I should raise a few decent tropical fish, so I took my son to the aquarium store in Beishao Fish Market and bought two silver dragons.

That guy, two silver dragons cost me 1000 yuan (I secretly endured it at the time, because this product was definitely slaughtered. According to the length of his gestures, the wholesale value of those two silver dragons is at most [-] yuan , I’ll give this old bum a word: Yes!) Then, it’s fish medicine and fish food, so I really bought a lot.

I kept them for more than a year, but for some unknown reason, the two silver dragons died at the same time. My family of three was very curious about the taste of such an expensive fish, so I personally cooked one steamed and the other braised. up.

After the two fish were ready, the three of us looked at the two fish on the dining table, and couldn't help but recall Xiangxi, the more we thought about it, the sadder it became, and the more we thought about it, the sadder it became, so the three of us hugged each other and cried.After weeping, the three of us buried the two cooked silver dragon fish in a place with good geomantic omen together with the plates. "

to be continued