the last witcher

My time!False alarm, okay, okay.I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead, took a deep breath, and said to Bamei, "I thought it was a big deal. I won't be angry about it." Not angry, after all, retribution will not fall on me, this is nothing to do with myself.

Just when Wang Lili was about to speak, Xuanxuan's cell phone rang suddenly, "Hi, hello." "It's Yuanyuan, what's the matter?" "Really, the other party is very rich and very old. She's very horny again, isn't she?" "Okay, no problem, you can help me arrange the dinner." "Thank you, I will give you some benefits later, bye!"

After hanging up the phone, Xuanxuan happily said to us: "Great, Yuanyuan contacted me an old pervert in her 60s, who is said to have hundreds of millions of assets. If I'm lucky, I can move in next week." Go live in the villa provided by the other party."

As soon as I was about to speak, Bamei said first: "You should be careful, you are such a big person, just don't let the other party die on you!"

I nodded to Bamei in admiration, because this girl said what I was going to say.Moreover, Xuanxuan seemed to be very afraid of the eighth younger sister in front of her. Although she was very angry, she still replied in a gentle tone: "Don't be afraid. Anyway, the other party is so old that he can't do it a few times a month. This deal is very good."

The eighth sister stared at Xuanxuan after she had finished speaking, and then responded: "You are young, you have arms and legs, it's not good to do something, why spend the rest of your life's happiness in exchange for short-term material enjoyment Woolen cloth?"

Xuanxuan guessed that she had never been pouted like this before, so she pouted and said angrily: "Since those men can't give me a home, why don't you stay in my old lady's bed, at least hang out with these rich perverts, I can still make money, with those men of the same age, what can I get?"

Hearing this, I couldn't bear it anymore. This is really: which is tolerable and which is unbearable, which is tolerable, and I can't bear it either, so I said sharply to Xuanxuan: "If a man can't give you a home, Just don't go to your bed, which country's laws and regulations are these?

How did you become as shameless as the National Development and Reform Commission? When it is beneficial to you, you must conform to international standards; when it is unfavorable to you, you must choose Chinese characteristics?In a modernized country, as long as it is based on your love and my willingness, and the bed is shared, why should marriage be tied up?What kind of thing is this shit called?

An independent woman, who cares about bondage marriage?When it comes to fighting for rights, you are all modern women. When it comes to taking responsibility, you immediately change your mouth and say that you are traditional women. This kind of double standard is shameless!Don't disgust us here, okay? "

In fact, I didn't mean to say this to Xuanxuan, but that people of a feather flock together and things form a group.If Wang Lili's current girlfriends are all the same as Xuanxuan and Yuanyuan, I'm really worried that the love between the two of us will be very hard.

"Shut up, all of you!" Wang Lili is really a tiger who doesn't show her power, she can't show her power. After yelling, everyone present shut their mouths obediently.Goodbye to this little girl, she covered her mouth, frowned and asked Bamei, "Can you cure toothache?" Fuck, it turned out that the little girl got angry because of the pain!

Bamei shook her head and said, "I can only relieve the pain for you, but I can't fundamentally cure your dental disease." After seeing Wang Lili's helpless look, Bamei continued with a strange expression: "Isn't Jia Shu Zhuyou Liu Si's apprentice? Zhu Youshu has a folk prescription for treating dental diseases. Why do you need Zhang Guo always looking for Avanti—riding a donkey to find a donkey?"

Nima, dare to love you two, one is Zhang Guolao and the other is Avanti, what the hell am I a donkey, you little brat.

Just when I was angry, Wang Lili asked me with a pitiful face: "Husband, can you do something? Maybe it's because of my nerves. Now when I inhale, it hurts."

It would be a lie to say that I don't feel distressed, after all, it is my fiancee.So I came to the other side and rubbed the part that the other side had just covered with my hands, and found that redness and swelling had begun to appear. It seemed that this little girl had really hurt the nerves of her teeth.But the question is how to use Zhu Youshu to treat toothache. I began to recall the experience with the fourth aunt in depression.

Everyone was also afraid of interrupting my thoughts, so they kept their mouths shut and waited for me to recover.But after thinking about it for a long time, I still couldn't recall the case where Zhu Youshu was related to dental disease. In desperation, I had no choice but to pick up the phone and call Sigu.

"Beep~beep~" After a few times, Fourth Aunt's phone was connected, which made me quite excited, "Fourth Aunt, I'm Jia Shu, I have something to ask you." I said straight to the point.

"Tree," the fourth aunt's voice was a little tired, "if you have nothing to do recently, don't go out and wander around. After a while, after Wang Daoren and I go back, we will talk in detail. Oh, yes, you have to ask What's the matter with me?"

Hearing that the fourth aunt and the sloppy Taoist were about to return to Liaoyang, I was really excited. After all, my big backer came back, and I no longer had to live in such a dreadful life, so I said happily: "Zhu Youshu, Is there a cure for toothache?"

"Cough..." Si Gu coughed violently, "Si Gu, are you alright?" I hurriedly asked with concern.

"It's okay, just take care of it." The fourth aunt replied after a while, "When the books are used, the hatred will be less! I told you a long time ago that reading more books at ordinary times can relieve the pain of the patients at critical times." , you just don’t listen, you’re just playful..." Sigu began to criticize me, this shit is definitely the peculiar long-windedness of women with menopausal syndrome.

After the fourth aunt taught me a lesson for more than ten minutes, I said obediently: "My dear fourth aunt, it is your nephew and daughter-in-law who has a toothache this time, that is, my fiancee. You can figure it out." After the other party answered, I added another sentence, "Anyway, whether this marriage can be successful depends on whether your apprentice and I can cure his toothache this time." I am definitely a threat from Chi Guoguo, wow Click!

After hearing what I said, the fourth aunt was silent for a moment, and then said, "I congratulate you on finding the other half that belongs to you. I wish you two will grow old together and be united forever, forever and forever." Waiting for the fourth aunt to say After finishing the words of blessing, I hastened to express my thanks, "Thank you Fourth Aunt."

Then the fourth aunt said to me with a smile: "After you two get married and have children, I will ask Taoist Wang to teach you the Taoist method of bigu, so as to dissolve the three corpses and nine worms that you have grown in the secular world. As for Your fiancée’s toothache, as long as you kill the dung worms growing in your head, the toothache will not hurt anymore.”

Damn, killing dung worms can actually have this effect, why didn't I know.So I hurriedly thanked Si Gu repeatedly, and then hung up the phone after listening to Si Gu nagging for a while.

Throwing down the phone, the little master found a piece of paper and a pen, and after writing the required materials, he instructs Bamei to say, "Hurry up and go downstairs and buy the little master what you need on this paper." Let’s go.” I knew that the time for Wang Liligao to take a look at me was coming!

to be continued