the last witcher

"Wow!" Wang Lili was so surprised that she could hardly close her mouth from ear to ear, and Bamei carefully counted the number of dung worms in the two bowls.After counting, Bamei smiled and said to Wang Lili, "Sister Lili, there are seven dung worms in your head."

No matter how I heard these words, there was a sense of ridicule in it, so I didn't wait for Wang Lili to answer, and quickly said to Bamei: "You are called a medicine girl, but you also have dung worms in your head."

"No way!" Bamei replied in disbelief, "Why don't we try it and then we'll know. Anyway, there are all the guys, and the bowl is not cold yet." I suggested to Bamei.

"Alright, I want to see if there are bugs in my head." After Bamei finished speaking, I started to prepare.

About 10 minutes later, Bamei grabbed the small bowl that was still clasping her ears just now, and said to me extremely depressed: "Why are there nine worms in my head?"

After saying this, Wang Lili and I couldn't be more funny.This guy actually has two more dung worms than Wang Lili.

To be honest, how many excellent inheritances of the 5000-year-old Chinese culture have passed down to our generation? Not to mention, the method of getting rid of dung worms and treating toothaches still existed in the Republic of China. It didn't drop, what a pity.

Now that I have written it here, I will write a few small recipes in Zhu Youshu. Readers who need it can try it.As for the prescription for treating toothache, because it involves three corpses and nine worms, I will not write it in such detail, lest those with ulterior motives go out to deceive people with this prescription, I hope readers can understand, it is really toothless The pain was unbearable, and I went to the hospital. If it still hurts, you can call me and I will tell you how to get rid of the dung worms in your head.

Let me talk about Zhu Youshu, which treats headaches first. Many people will suffer from severe headaches if their heads are blown by the wind, or if they don't have a good rest at night.Both affect normal work, also produce very big inconvenience to daily life.

In fact, Zhu Youshu's treatment for headaches is very simple. Don't think about problems or things in your brain, keep a peaceful state of mind, and walk backwards for 10 minutes, and the general headaches will disappear.Even if it is a particularly severe headache, if you walk backwards for a while, the headache will be effectively relieved.

In addition, the elderly have hard ears and cannot hear clearly. This is also easy to solve, but it requires professional help.

Take a piece of white paper that is two inches long and half an inch wide, and write on it in the way of Zhu Youshu: Zeng Yin is like a law!After writing the five big characters, immediately incinerate the white paper from bottom to top, and then use warm water to follow the falling ashes. After the white paper is completely incinerated, drink the warm water containing ashes in one gulp, which can effectively improve the hearing loss of the elderly. question.

After talking about deafness and vertigo, the elderly generally have presbyopia, except for those who are nearsighted. It is not difficult to treat presbyopia with Zhuyou surgery.

Take six qian of Glauber's salt and dissolve it in warm water. On the first day of every month in the lunar calendar, wash your face and eyes with warm water containing Glauber's salt. Persist for a year, and you can effectively treat presbyopia.

Let me talk about the Yang-enhancing method in Zhu Youshu. Male readers will applaud first, wow!In fact, those Viagra, Indian oils and so on are more or less harmful to the body. In Zhu Youshu, the method of nourishing food is generally used to strengthen yang.

The most common method is half a catty of white mutton, dipped in the chopped garlic and eaten for a while, eating it for three days in a row, the curative effect is remarkable; there is also a quick way, that is, squeeze ginger juice and drink it with raw eggs, and eat it with leeks Eat, usually after eating, don't expect to pee all night, haha, I'm so fucking bad.

"Jia Shu, why don't you get the dung worms out of your head too." Bamei probably planned to count how many worms could crawl out of my head, and to put it bluntly, she planned to use me as a backstop, so she spoke said to me.

"Forget it. After a while, when the sloppy Taoist comes back, I'd better get rid of the acquired three corpses and nine worms through Bigu." I rejected Bamei's proposal straight away.

Seeing Bamei's disappointed expression, I hastened to say: "By the way, Bamei, let your sister Lili show me the wedding shop tomorrow, and you can accompany me to the Prince River."

"Why are you going?" Bamei asked in confusion.After I briefly described what happened in the Second Courtyard to Bamei, I finally said, "If it wasn't for looking for the baby's skeleton, we probably wouldn't have known each other."

Bamei immediately refuted me after hearing this: "That's not necessarily the case. Even if you don't go to Taizihe to find the baby's bones that day, we will definitely know each other. This is a predestined thing, and you can't change it."

wipe!Why are all these strange people in the circle I know fatalistic?Isn't the Taoist saying "my fate is up to me" just kidding you?

Just when I was about to ask my eighth sister about fatalism, Wang Lili tugged at the corner of my clothes, "Okay, let's talk about something tomorrow, I've been busy all day, go to sleep."

Isn't there a saying that goes well: "Eat more vegetables, drink less, listen to your wife, and go with the party, and you will have a better life, the more you live!"

So, I obediently nodded to Wang Lili, ready to say goodnight to Bamei, and then continue to accompany my little wife back to the room to roll the sheets.But as soon as my words came to my lips, I felt a chill down my spine, and my eyes turned black. At the same time, I also noticed that the eighth sister in front of me suddenly became tense from a smile.

Before I could speak, Bamei yelled: "Go to the opposite side!" Before I could react, Bamei rushed towards the door alone with bare feet.

I quickly took out two life-saving amulets from my pocket and threw them to Wang Lili, and said: "Give one to Xuanxuan, remember, no matter what happens, don't come out." After I finished speaking, I also rushed towards the door past.

After I met Bamei, the little girl said to me with a pale face: "Jia Shu, I'll open the door in a while, you go first, I'm afraid my spiritual power won't be able to withstand it."

After taking a few deep breaths, I nodded to Bamei, and then began to inject the spiritual power in my body into Hang Zhatian's body, and pinched the opponent into a shield in my hand.Even so, I still have nothing in my heart.

"I'll open the door on the count of three, and you're ready." Bamei told me nervously again, "Understood!" I changed from holding the shield with one hand to holding it tightly with both hands, and then replied.

"One, two, three!" Bamei yelled three words, and opened the door suddenly, and I rushed out holding the shield with both hands.

But before Bamei came behind me, I was pushed back into the room by a huge wave of air in front of me. "I'm sub-Ao! Come here and give me a push, I can't get out alone!" I gritted my teeth and shouted at Bamei beside me.

"Explode all the spiritual power in your whole body." After Bamei shouted at me, she quickly came behind me and pushed my back with both hands, temporarily stopping my retreat.

to be continued