the last witcher

"I'm sub-Ao! Why did you kill it? The attack was too dark, right? If you keep the other party, you might be able to ask one, two, three, four, five." I was very, very dissatisfied and asked Bamei.

Seeing that Bamei changed her usual gentle appearance, she said to me very angrily: "Shut a fart! Are believers in the Demon Realm you can ask whatever you want? Sooner or later it will be a scourge, solve it early, and calm down sooner." .”

Forget it, good men don't fight women.Thinking of this, I quickly took out my mobile phone and prepared to make a call to Lao Cao, mainly hoping that the other party would come to help me.

But before I dialed the number, Bamei said coldly: "Don't call, there is absolutely no signal!"

Oh, I'll go, the little grandpa pinched it back for me before I tried it, I still don't believe in this evil.I completely ignored Dao Ba's advice, and stubbornly clicked eleven times on the number key, but as soon as I dialed it, I was hung up.I took a closer look at the signal on the phone, Nima, zero!

Dao Ba gave me a hard look, and then walked towards the balcony.I took the opportunity to come to Wang Lili, and asked with concern: "My wife, didn't I scare you?"

I thought that the other party would fall into my arms, crying like a little bird hugging a human being.How could I have imagined it? He stared at me angrily for a long time, then stretched out his hand and grabbed my ear, and asked loudly: "Jia Shu, is it a girl who is a bit pretty? If you touch the sun, you will be brilliant? Ah, isn’t it!”

"It hurts..." This shit doesn't match the script, I said to Wang Lili in a trembling voice: "Honey, stop making trouble, something really happened." Then, I told me what my eighth sister had just told me, Briefly inform Wang Lili, and after she finished listening, she just said coldly, "Anyway, with you, there are new things every day, and it's not bad this time tonight, so I'll ask You, can you stop flirting with Dao Baba next time? You are responsible for me, you know?"

Where does this go!Since when did the little master give Eighth Sister a sneak peek, it's really unreasonable for a woman to be jealous.

However, the way Wang Lili pinched my ears and the words she said reminded me of a girl who had sex with me once.

I met that girl at a friend's birthday party.After everyone was full of wine and food, we went to ktv to sing together, because I was in the period of falling out of love, and the songs I sang were very sad, such as "There is a kind of love called letting go", "Single Love Song", Zhang Xinzhe's "Using "Love" and the like, when I sang "How much love can be repeated", this girl came over drunk and stopped me.

"Your name is Jia Shu, right?" "Yes." "Can you stop singing such sad songs on someone's birthday?" "Huh?"

Just when I felt that this girl was too domineering, this girl stretched out her hand to pinch my ears even more domineeringly, and then said viciously: "I heard Xiaoma talk about your broken love. Girls everywhere now, What about you?"

"Then I won't sing anymore, is it okay to drink in the past?" I said helplessly to the girl.

"No!" The girl continued to pinch my ear so hard.

"Then what do you think?" I was desperate at the time, who are these people, why worry about my affairs.

"I have to let you understand a truth." The girl said resolutely.

"I understand! When the tea is cold, don't continue it. If you continue it, it won't be the original taste; if the person is gone, don't keep it. If you keep it, it won't be the same feeling; Don't reminisce, if you reminisce again, it will not be the original mood. Slowly it will be far away, and it will gradually fade away. When you have it, cherish it, leave it, and bless it silently!" I said to this girl with a little sadness.

"You're very talented!" My words made the girl in front of me look at me with admiration.

"Then you can let go of your hand?" This is what I am most concerned about right now.

"Don't let go!" "Why?" "What you just said made me feel sore, you have to make it up to me." The girl said quite unreasonably.

"How to make it up?" I wanted to vent and drink at that time, and I really didn't intend to mess with this girl.

"Accompany me for a drink." The girl directly offered the condition.

"No problem!" I'm afraid you don't have the conditions, as long as you have the conditions, it's not a problem.

As a result, I felt bad for my birthday classmate.It's not that I feel sorry for my body, but that I drank too much with this girl. We sell small bottles of ktv beer for 12 bottles. I don’t know how much other people drink. Just me and that girl killed more than six boxes.

"Old Jia, it's almost over. You have fed this girl too much, who will take her home after the show?" My classmate who is a policeman asked me helplessly.

"I don't have much, Jia Shu, let's go out and drink with me." This girl must have drunk too much, and her tongue started to curl up, but she just wanted to save face and suffer.It seems that most people who drink too much say that they don't drink too much, but it's like me who say they drink too much.

The old horse took a look: yes!You two love whatever you want, so you went downstairs to settle the score.

I originally planned to find a place to vomit and then go home, but this girl insisted on pulling me to continue drinking with me, because it was late at night, and I couldn't stop the car after stopping for a long time. They were all gone, so I had no choice but to stand with her on the side of the road and drink like crazy.

This girl scolded me in the early stage, then started to vomit in the middle stage, and in the later stage, she lay on my shoulder and started crying.Through her crying, I know that she has just broken up in love recently. What is worse than me is that she has been with the other party for nine years from junior high school to the present, but the other party met a career teacher, so she kicked her temporary The little nurse was kicked into the stinking ditch and left to fend for herself.

Speaking of sad places, we hugged each other and cried loudly.The patrolling police car stopped near the two of us and refused to leave for a long time.

Although I didn't drink less, at least I was still very clear-headed. I knew that if this situation continued, the police uncle would definitely send us to a mental hospital, so I found a nearby hotel.

Fortunately, both of us carried our ID cards with us. After entering, I threw each other on the bed first, then went to the bathroom to vomit, and then took a cold shower to refresh myself.When I came out, I found that the girl had actually stripped herself naked, and fell asleep with her arms around the pillow.

I'm not a saint, let alone Liu Xiahui, and I don't want to be inferior to animals, so what should happen that night happened.It's just that what makes me quite depressed is that the seemingly drunk woman is like a dead person, without a penis, without any cooperation, and I am the only one doing the piston movement mechanically.

In the morning, I felt a sharp pain from the base of my ear, and found that this little girl was pinching my ear naked.

Before I begged for mercy, the girl said to me: "Remember, from today onwards, you will be responsible to me, do you hear me?"

I smiled at the other party, and then kissed him directly. The other party did not avoid it, but responded fiercely to my every move. By the time we left the hotel, it was already afternoon, and I spent two days cost of.

But from that day on, this girl disappeared from my world. It seems that the person she said is responsible for her is not me.

Follow-up: In August 12, I went to Longsheng to preside over the wedding, and I saw her on the first floor, and the groom was a fat guy, the same as when I first met her, and she pinched the groom's ears, so that Ya was responsible for her for the rest of my life, I struggled for a long time, and finally didn't accompany her at the cashier's table, because I didn't know her name from the beginning to the end.

Just when I was lost in memory, "Squeak~~~" Nine ear-piercing voices came from the balcony. When I heard it, Nima, this is definitely the movement from the sentinel stone. The Eighth Sister Ganqing used this Some way to ask for help...

to be continued