the last witcher

The third child must have been holding back all the way, and before everyone sat down, he started to say: "I am Ota's grandma, are you Jinzhou Medical College or Beijing Film and Television Academy? To be an extra, at least say hello to the young master in advance." One sentence made everyone laugh.To be honest, I really admire the third child, he can say a few words to you in a ruffian tone about everything, don't say it, the atmosphere was not so depressing at that time.

The third child said: "I'm eating those chicken wings and going up, the free stuff just doesn't work, you know, they haven't been cooked for me, I'm too practiced with my little master's teeth, I'm dragging them What?" The third child said while gesticulating.

"Let's get to the point!" The eldest stared at the third.

"Wow, make me a virgin, and come running to me with disheveled hair. When I was in a hurry, I bit my tongue. Look, it's such a big hole." After finishing speaking, he showed us how he bit That place was indeed bitten by a big hole, "It's said that you bite your tongue and bite your cheeks. I'm still thinking about it. I'm not greedy. Why did you suddenly give the young master a naked female corpse? I watched it carefully, hey Don't tell me, I've really figured out something. This stinky and shameless person is planning to rob you. I'm a little virgin who can make you grow so cheap and give you trouble? Besides, I'm really I'm greedy, so it depends on who I'm greedy for." While talking, he looked at Wang Yan.

"You guys are not in shape, let's get to the point!" I kicked the third child, then turned to look at Wang Yan, who actually blushed.Twice, hooliganism is a passport to sex scenes, and modesty is the epitaph of a pretender!This is not true at all.

The third child glanced at me triumphantly, took a sip of his drink and continued, "Master, you can go up to the hall, go down to the kitchen, check out Trojan horses, and beat hooligans. In the new era, there are good young people who run around naked all night long." Nizi can shock me, I think back then when I passed by Sanlitun on his way to school every day, those little girls were all gorgeous..."

"You do it all the time, okay?" The boss was helpless when he heard that.

"What I mean is that the Lord is not greedy for beauty." After speaking, the third child laughed a few words.

Everyone who was sitting was also laughing. With this big living treasure, it would be hard not to think about it, and I didn't think about how scary it was just now.

"Who am I? I can let that stinky and shameless person be molested, so I spit bloody spittle on Ah's shoulder. It's probably the first time Ah has been released. I'm embarrassed to spit it out. Arm It's all gone, I saw it, hey, this is planning to blackmail me, I poohed her neck twice again. You see, I am a typical gentleman, I don't move my mouth, and then I quickly opened my mouth Run, as soon as I go out, I see you guys standing there like wooden stakes, I thought I couldn't find me, and then blackmailed you guys, so I dragged you and ran away In the end, that shameless person really chased after him, and he even tried to move his feet, just like what I thought. If you want me to say Jia Shu, you can’t do it. Jian is even worse, even if she is an old lady, how can you do something to him, you old man? No, it is a foot!"

"Get out!" I cursed with the boss in unison.

"As soon as I thought about it, I had to continue to hurt her, so I gave her another mouthful. I guess she still knows what shame is, so I let it go. At this time, the boss will use his strengths as a muscular man and pick up her arm Just leave it there."

After the analysis of the third child, I feel that we are definitely not hitting ghosts, but being molested by a street girl.

And the eyes of those girls looking at the third child at this time are definitely admiration, admiration and infatuation, and I am absolutely envious and jealous.

This is not possible, I also have to highlight my unique skills, so I coughed, "What are you, I will tell everyone my story."

"Okay, okay." Those girls applauded together, what the hell, I don't know who was the one who cried in fright just now.

"Then let's start with my birth." As soon as I finished speaking, the eldest and third raised their middle fingers at the same time, protruding-convex, and looked at me very contemptuously. After all, they were already familiar with my story.

Strictly speaking, I can be regarded as a strange thing. Since I was born, I have been controversial.Babies in other people's homes were born crying, but I was born with a smile. The following is the old man's description: Because I have never seen a child who came out with a smile, the doctors and nurses who delivered the delivery were scared enough. All eight kinds of crafts have been used on me.First the spanking, I guess the doctor who delivered the baby at that time hated me so much, he swung his big hand and slapped his buttocks until his buttocks turned purple. I only looked at her with big eyes, and there was no sign of crying; Nurse A took me from the doctor, took me to the water room of the hospital, put me on the table in the water room, filled a basin full of cold water, "Wow" it splashed down on me without any warning. Due to the stimulation of the cold water, I opened my small mouth vigorously, rolled my eyes, and started laughing again. Nurse A saw the situation and said nothing Another pot, I opened my mouth and spit out a blister, followed by one pot after another, splashing and splashing, after more than a dozen pots, the nurse found that I was actually used to it; just as I was about to close my eyes and rest for a while Nurse B pulled me up from the table, then took out a thin needle with one hand while smiling, pinched my finger with the other hand, and stuck it in with a "poof". , when the needle was pulled out, there was a stream of blood, I curled my lips, nurse B switched my other finger to "poof" again, I squeezed my eyes aggrievedly, "poof, poof, poof , Pfft..." (I have always suspected that when winter comes, my ten fingertips are itchy, which is the sequelae of falling down at that time) Ten fingers are pricked with ten bloodstains, hey, I'm going, now I think it's really fucking ruthless , but you are ruthless and I am even more ruthless. I curl my mouth to stop crying, but I don’t laugh anymore; the nurses and doctors are sweating profusely, the old man is sweating from his heartache, and I look around depressingly. Look, don't tell me that children have no thoughts. I feel depressed even thinking about it now. It is inhumane and inhumane to treat a newborn baby. You would be depressed too.

Just when everyone was helpless, an old man came out from the crowd of spectators (you can watch everything, if I can talk, I will definitely charge tickets, but if I really talk at that time, it is estimated that there will not be any left in the hospital. Who are you), white beard and white eyebrows, fairy-like, looks like a master at first glance, I guess he is really old (the old man’s original words), walked to the side of the nurse, bent down to face the nurse I said a few words (I'm really not Jigong) "Don't cry, just laugh, don't make trouble, reincarnate into the world with karma, go through it in the past and present, and bliss is waiting for you." (I really don't remember what I said, I made it up A few sentences) After all, I cried with a "wow", and when everyone let out a sigh of relief, they heard "wow..." I pissed on the old man's face, and the boy urinated along the old man's beard Going down, the old man laughed, dodged the onlookers, and left quietly, this is: "You make me cry, I will return your urine, karma loops, and you will be rewarded."

to be continued