the last witcher

"It's noisy, look at the head of Yamato no Orochi was bitten off by our dragon again." If the counterfeit guy doesn't talk, I really don't exist anymore, but listening to you shouting, we People's attention was all attracted to the two monsters who were fighting.

Seeing that Jiaolong took advantage of his size, he first squeezed Yamata no Orochi, and then completely ignored the opponent's attack, bit off one of Yamato no Orochi's heads in one bite, and then bit the other head, completely occupying it. The initiative on the field.

"What do you look at? This Yamato no Orochi is a fake. If you meet the real Yamato no Orochi, you three stupid fellows would have died a long time ago. Do you still have time to stand here and watch the fun?" Li Hao He didn't save any face for the three of us, and scolded us badly as soon as he opened his mouth.But Ya has a good temper, and she can say everything clearly in person, which also saves a lot of unnecessary trouble.

I remember that the third child met a talented girl from Peking University, and this girl sent a message to the third child, which probably meant: Qingqing Zijin, care about my heart.Even if I don't go, Zining doesn't listen?Qingqing Zipei, leisurely I think.Even if I don't go, Zining won't come?Xi Xi pick up in the city of Xi Que.I don't see you in a day, it's like March.

I spent a long time on Baidu with the third child, only to realize that the other party wanted the third child, but after we understood the meaning, the other party sent another message, this time written in vernacular: If the old lady does not go to you, you will Don't know how to come and see my wife?

Well, after playing there, I completely lost interest in those talented men and women of Peking University who went around.

Just when I was concentrating on watching, the sound of a police car came from outside, and Monk Jie Chi asked Li Hao with a confused face: "Why did I hear the sound of a police car?"

"The enchantment was destroyed by the dragon, and now the dragon is fighting with the fake Yamato no Orochi, it can be clearly seen from the outside." Li Hao replied truthfully.

"I'm sub-Ao! Why didn't you say it earlier, run!" Bamei lifted Xiong Yali in her arms on her shoulder, freed up a hand to hold me, and Sa Yazi started to run out.

"Damn! I knew there would be no good fruit for you." After muttering something, the counterfeit money ran faster than Bamei, and rushed to the front.

"Amitabha, I wish you a speedy Jackie Chan!" Jie Chi first bowed to the dragon in the White Pagoda three times, then he lifted the weapon on his shoulder, and followed behind us like Ba Jie .

"Fuck you, I've never seen you like this before!" After Li Hao yelled at us, he walked out in square steps in a leisurely manner. Jiaolong waved goodbye, really chic to the extreme.

Afterwards, this little brat told me like this: "The police will definitely think you are suspicious after you run away. On the contrary, people like me who walk slowly will not become the object of suspicion by the police."

At first glance, it does sound a little fallacious, but after careful analysis, the theory of Li Hao, a stinky Taoist priest, is not reliable.Because any ordinary person who sees two monsters fighting and doesn't run away in fright is so suspicious.This is the same as in the movie "Men in Black", when Will Smith shot the seven-year-old girl in the head when he was applying for a job.

I won't say whether this matter died or not in the end. After all, there is no official statistics, it's all groundless, and I don't want to be banned from broadcasting.But at least after this incident, due to the huge impact, the station square in Liaoyang City was completely rebuilt.

The place where the Yingbin Hotel is located was buried with several pieces of good Taishan stones, which were bulldozed and converted into a parking lot for long-distance buses; as soon as you exit the railway station, a piece of oversized Taishan stones was used to live there; The original Xinhua Bookstore was also demolished because it blocked the direction of Feng Shui. That was the demolition of the entire building. How big is the project?

Then, at the location of Xinhua Bookstore, several stones for guiding air were placed, covered with a glass cover (someday I have time, I will take photos of what I said and post them in the group, everyone can take a look, especially People who understand Feng Shui can know what I mean at a glance);

It turned out that the wall of the White Pagoda was demolished, and a pond was dug outside the wall, in which many koi were stocked, and the fence made of wooden materials outside was supposed to be used as bait for Jiaolong; The quality of the carp is so low that it can eat two mouthfuls in a plastic bag. It is estimated that Jiaolong will not use this kind of food as food.

The stone sculpture in the center of the turntable in the original square was replaced by a pyramid-shaped pool, and that pool seems to be full of flowing water throughout the year, and its purpose should be to attract wealth; many night-shift taxi drivers, when they are free at night, I went there to wash the car with water for free, but after being caught, I was fined [-] and went to the traffic police to study for [-] hours. Of course, this is what Brother Cao told me. I asked him if he was ever caught?The guy replied with a helpless face: "I'm just driving that broken car, so it's still worth washing?"

What's even more weird is that a green laser light is placed above the center of the running pool. Every night when the time comes, the broken light starts to flash randomly. However, according to Feng Shui, the most important thing to do is to install this laser light The purpose is to serve the purpose of illuminating the Quartet, so that people all over the world can be attracted to the ancient city of Liaoyang.However, the truth should be to use long-burning candles. It is estimated that the laser lights were replaced because they were afraid of wasting wax. It is wonderful!

Not only some iconic buildings were demolished and rebuilt, but even the trees that had grown well on both sides of the road were also destroyed.

After this incident, the originally wide road was divided into two, and a isolation strip composed of a row of trees was erected in the center of the road; and the isolation strip and the trees on both sides were also changed to that kind of tall tree species, specifically I forgot what kind of tree it is. Readers, please forgive me. After all, I don’t have much research on botany.The main purpose is to achieve the effect of thriving business, but unfortunately, it is too obvious. I, a half-assed feng shui person, can see it clearly, it's a failure!

It can be seen that the Municipal Party Committee and Municipal Government attached great importance to this incident.Not to mention that officials are not superstitious or atheist, that is, they have not encountered any strange things.More than 90.00% of people in China believe in something. The remaining [-]% are not unbelievers, but struggle to eat. There is no time to have faith. You have to let her eat and clothe herself. , These people believe in the same!

And the bigger the official position, the bigger the business, the more you believe in China's 5000-year heritage.Whether it's Buddhism, Taoism, or Catholicism, or the immortals who go out to the horse, the immortals who protect the family, anyway, people believe in it.This has led to a mixed bag of good and bad practitioners in our industry. Even those who sweep the streets and pick up rags, as long as they are brave enough, they dare to stand up and shout about their own problems. There are illiterate people who are not literate, and those who are fooled are not counted. Counting is really ridiculous.

Here I advise those guys who are rote, under the banner of all kinds of orthodox Buddhism, or those who are not too shabby, you pray that you better not meet me, otherwise the little master will definitely let you not come down, so as to clean up our industry the scum.

to be continued