the last witcher

This news came from Daoren Chen when the three of us, Chen Daoren and Lao Xu from Da Liuren, got together for dinner in autumn.

I can't remember exactly what I ate. It seems that the feng shui shop opened by Manager Liu offended a certain powerful person in the provincial department, which caused them to destroy the feng shui shop in a rage, and threatened If I am in office for a day, Mr. Liu's Feng Shui shop will never open again.

I'll talk about this later, let's talk about Bai Xue first.I remember that Brother Cao was not there that day, so the three of us ate together. It should be in the Shaomai restaurant in the Hui camp, yes, we ate there.

After three rounds of dishes and five tastes of wine, the sloppy Taoist whispered to me and Lao Xu, drunk and hazy: "Have you heard? Have you heard?"

"Straighten your tongue before you talk." I saw that this dead cow's nose was drunk, and I guessed that after the bill was settled, this stinky shameless person would have to find a sauna to go whoring.

"What did you hear? You can't speak clearly." Old Xu Te asked helplessly.

"The leader of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference in a certain city in Heilongjiang (forgive me, I can't write it, if the reader is from that city, I must know) was murdered to death." Chen Daoren said to the two of us mysteriously after hiccupping.

"Isn't dead people a common thing? It's worth your fuss!" Old Xu gave Daoren Chen a dissatisfied look, and then drank the drink in his hand.

"Look at you, I didn't pick on you if you didn't drink with me, and you didn't let me finish my sentence." Chen Daoren said quite dissatisfied, then turned his head to look at me and continued: "Come on, Brother Jia, let's Two do one."

I had no choice but to have a drink with this guy, but what I drank was beer, and what I drank was white wine.To paraphrase Chen Laodao's words, the beer imported from abroad is not enjoyable to drink, but the baijiu brewed by us Chinese must be strong to drink.In fact, if I tell you that adding some monosodium glutamate to beer can have the effect of aphrodisiac, this guy will definitely quit baijiu, haha, the little master will not tell him!

After drinking, this guy put the napkin on the table away, wiped his mouth with his big dirty hand, and then said drunkenly: "The leader of the CPPCC was bitten to death by the bride in the bridal chamber when he married his concubine. Yes, hehe!" After finishing speaking, this guy had a lewd smile on his face.

"Bite the bottom and kill it?" Old Xu also got excited when he heard this, and then the two began to laugh at each other like they were facing each other.Tell me, it's so easy for me to hang out with such a person, and I can still keep out of the mud!

Seeing that I didn't laugh, Chen Laodao gave a dry cough and continued: "Brother Jia must have heard about it, otherwise he must have the same idea as Old Xu?"

I rolled my eyes and saw that Chen Laodao didn't say a word. This is called playing deep, which made Ya not be able to figure out the cards of the little master, so I didn't dare to be too strict.

"You don't want to be like an old woman, just let go of your fart." After Lao Xu found out that he had guessed wrong, he embarrassedly asked Taoist Chen the whole story.

"Then~ the child has no mother, but it's a long story." Chen Daoren's tongue began to curl, this girl is really drunk.

"Do you believe that I will beat you again?" Lao Xu had never been used to Daoren Chen's behavior, so he pretended to be impatient and yelled at him.

"Look, look, you are anxious when you talk about it, Jia Shu, how did you say that?" Chen Daoren rolled his eyes and recalled, before I could remember which sentence it was, this guy said excitedly: "Yes , you turn your face like a book. That's it!"

"It's like flipping through a book when you turn your face! Don't tell me, I'll call the waiter to pay the bill." Old Xu said while waving to the waiter to come and pay the bill.

"Don't tell me, let me finish talking, it's so uncomfortable to hold back." This old Chen is really tall, he can't save anything in his stomach, he has to pour it out to be comfortable.

Old Xu saw that I didn't move, so he sat up straight and waited for Chen Laodao to continue talking.

"It is said that there is a man who made his fortune from gambling in that place. His name is Sun or something?" This dead bull's nose insisted on entangled in the stubs of these legs, "Anyway, the locals respectfully call him the fourth master when they see him."

As soon as I heard the surname Sun, I immediately thought of the gambling king Sun Si. When I heard the local people respectfully call him Si Ye, my guess became more certain. It's okay, I have to listen carefully.So, I asked the waiter for a bottle of ice dew, took two sips to clear my mind, and then continued to listen to Chen Laodao's narration.

"This buddy adopted a little girl in the early years, should she be called Bai Bing? Bai Wu?" Chen Laodao started to get confused about the other party's name again.

"It's Bai Xue, you continue to talk." I reminded the other party coldly, and then I felt that this matter might not end well.

"Yes, yes, yes, it's Bai Xue, do you know her? Or have you heard about it?" Daoren Chen asked me again with a belch.

"Jia Shu, you can speak well. It's really hard to listen to this old wretch. It's like being constipated." I guess Old Xu has got my true biography, and he doesn't use dirty words when he hurts others.

"Don't tell me, let me finish." Chen Laodao motioned me not to interrupt, and then continued: "If you want to say that Bai Xue's life is really miserable, her family was quite powerful when she was young, and her parents were both locals. The top people in the business were also the first batch of businessmen who went to sea to make money at that time. But God~ something unexpected happened.” Chen Daoren raised his index finger and pointed to the sky and said, in fact, this guy is just to show off his literary talent, I know Ah, after so many years, he will also say this sentence.

"That's a good word." I hastened to say compliments.

"Hey, brother Jia must be able to speak, I know that I have knowledge, brother, I have a lot of knowledge, but I just can't pour it out, really, if I can open my mouth like you, brother, I won't be in that group of saunas. The little coquettish bitches don't want me to sleep for nothing." This old wretch kept talking about whores and whores.

"Can you hurry up?" Lao Xu was anxious to hear this, but he couldn't exert his strength, and I also hoped that the other party could finish the story quickly.

"I'm going to make a fuss again." This guy is really crazy. Seeing that the more anxious we are, the more we are getting more and more embarrassed. Forget it, who made me want to know the truth of the matter, so I secretly stepped on old Xu Yi under the table. The other party immediately guessed what I meant, so Lao Xu had no choice but to hold back his anger and wait for the shameless stinking to continue.

"When this little girl was ** years old, her parents were in a car accident on the way back from going out to buy goods. It was (emphasis) that the car was destroyed~~ people were killed." Chen Daoren finished speaking loudly, but unexpectedly A voice came from the next table, "Seconima, shut your crow's mouth, don't you know that I drive a taxi?"

"Dude, I'm sorry, he drank too much, don't be as knowledgeable as him." I quickly stood up and smoothed things over, and after calming down the mood of the buddy driving the taxi, Chen Daoren stared at him angrily, and continued to tell the story The story that happened back then...

to be continued