the last witcher

"Little brother, can you see if this works? I'll give you the baby's skeleton directly, and you put me down. If the little old man is carried by you for a while, my old bones will fall apart. "The father-in-law said to me adding fuel to the fire.

"I'm sub-Ao!" If I didn't say this, I could still let him go. After hearing the land father-in-law finished his terms of bribing me, I became even more angry. "You can find the bones and fool me and my fiancee to find some wool. Why don't you use a potion from a photo studio to soak in people?" The little old man's beard terrified you. Besides begging me for mercy, he offered me a new bribe.

"Little brother, don't squeeze it! It hurts...it hurts...it hurts..." The land father-in-law pulled his long beard with me while asking for new conditions, "Then I will compensate you young couple with material things. Do you?" At this moment, the land father-in-law begged me with tears in his eyes.

"Let's get you down, don't look at how poor you are (northeast dialect: read sai three times), and you can also pay material compensation. Damn you have that money, so you don't have to change yourself sooner. After wearing the new clothes, is there still a need to go to the Stove Lord and cry poorly?" You see, what the little master said is absolutely justified, and the troubled land father-in-law was speechless for a while.

But this product is not free, you think about it, no two brushes can be a land father-in-law, no matter how bad they are, they can be regarded as careers in heaven, civil servants.After seeing the little old man's eyeballs rolling wildly, he said, "Little brother, you are just biting Lu Dongbin like a dog, and you don't know a good heart."

"Who the hell are you calling a dog?" Although the little grandpa is a dog, I have always claimed that my zodiac sign is a wolf. Anyway, we have evolved.

"Let me finish." The father-in-law snatched the girl's beard in a fit of anger, then stroked the beard that was split by me in heartache, and then said: "Didn't this happen recently? Originally, I planned to give this favor to the local villagers who pay respects to me, but when I meet a living bandit like you, the little old man can only give it to you reluctantly."

"Let's hear it." I have always believed in "there is no pie in the sky, let alone a free lunch". This gave me a chance to make money out of thin air. Give each other answers.

"Telling is to tell you, but you have to promise the little old man a personal condition before I can say it." Look, I'm right.There is no such thing as a free lunch.He didn't tell me what the hell was going on, so he just asked me for help, who knew what he was going to ask me to do this time, and I knew that this little old man had too many tricks in his mind.

Hearing this, I stretched out my hand again, ready to continue pulling down the old turtle's beard. The father-in-law was so frightened that he quickly covered his beard with both hands, for fear that if he didn't pay attention, I would pull down a few more.

"Little brother, little brother, don't pull it. There are not a few of them, and I let you pull them off. How can I see people." This guy covered his face and said to me in extreme pain.

Then, without waiting for my answer, the land father-in-law continued to speak: "Little brother, don't worry, it's not something that embarrasses you too much, let alone something that hurts the heavens and reason, it's just a little one of mine. Wish. It’s really a very, very small wish. It was not fulfilled during my lifetime, and after my death, because of my achievements during my lifetime, I became the father-in-law of this place and was bound here forever. If it can’t be realized, isn’t it because of being forced to do nothing, that’s why I came to beg you.”

When the father-in-law talked about the latter, he obviously stuttered, and his face turned red. It seemed that this matter could be quite interesting.So, I put the land father-in-law on the ground, and waited for this guy to explain why he begged me.

Seeing me put him on the ground, Father Land asked in surprise, "Don't you ask what it is?"

"What I want to know more is: why did you choose me?" You see how straightforward the little master is, and how boring it is to go around. This is the same reason as everyone is very busy and must open a room when they come out.

"Because I have a little peek into your fate and know that you are a person who has achieved great things, but now you are just in a bottleneck period." The land father-in-law said to me very seriously.

"Then you didn't see when I made a fortune?" I asked, teasing the father-in-law opposite me.

"After the age of 38, you will definitely make a fortune." I didn't expect this little old man to answer my question immediately, which made me a little unexpected.

Since they are all so sincere, even spying on the secrets for me, I don't want to be too difficult for them, so after the land father-in-law finished answering, I went down the slope and said: "Okay, I will borrow your good words, Now tell me what you want me to do?"

"This, this, this, what do you want me to say, it's a little hard to say." The little old man blushed more and more, it seemed that this matter would definitely be interesting.

"No, can you still do it? If you don't say anything, I'm leaving!" Anyway, the other party promised to give me the baby's skeleton, and my mission in the Second Courtyard is considered to be over. It's completely extra. Whether you can do it or not depends on whether you can attract me by begging me.

"Little brother, little brother, don't worry, I said it's okay." Seeing that I was going to leave, the land father-in-law immediately panicked, stopped my way, and immediately began to tell me a very interesting story. past events.

"According to the dynasty, the little old man was originally surnamed Xu, and his first name was Da Zhuang. He was one of the first businessmen to go to the nine counties of Liaodong. The relationship is very good, and my business is doing smoothly. It is a bit exaggerated to say that the world is rich, but at least the local people call the little old man Xu Bancheng, which means that my wealth can be worth half a city. "

"Not interested!" I said honestly, after all, I was very busy, and I didn't come to hear about your glorious deeds back then, really.

The father-in-law of the land saw my contemptuous expression, and hurriedly continued: "Don't worry, everything has a reason. I said this because I was afraid to tell you the following things directly. You don't understand."

"Oh, hurry up, I have limited time." Anyway, he begged me, I have to pretend to be like a grandfather, this can be regarded as the essence of today's official ape.

"After I had money, I didn't pick and search like other local rich people, and I looked at a penny as big as the moon. Instead, I took my hard-earned hard-earned money from the people and used it for civil.

Not to mention opening a porridge restaurant and helping the villagers. Just to build bridges and pave roads, I have to spend tens of thousands of taels of silver every year.Moreover, I respect the Buddha and respect the Tao. Many local temples have been renovated and rebuilt, and I, my staff, have paid for it.It is also because I did so many good deeds during my lifetime that I was named the local land father-in-law by the heavenly court after my death. "

to be continued