the last witcher

This Nima is definitely not what a god should say.Think about it, as the father-in-law of the local land, you don't study how to benefit the local people, but think about these despicable and shameless things all day long. Eunuch?

Seeing my contemptuous expression, the land father-in-law hurriedly continued: "Little brother, you have to listen to me. It's not that I am small-minded, but that you really didn't understand the situation at that time. It’s still a wild place, most of the people who come here are desperadoes, or more people are dispatched from the army, a serious businessman like me, and willing to help others, there are really not many big families who do good deeds .

Therefore, after I die, I can be named the land father-in-law of this city by the heavenly court.But you have to know, I love that woman’s husband very much, and because he is also a great benevolent person, after his death, my beloved woman and I were also named the land father-in-law of their city by the heaven. Isn’t that annoying? That's why I say that the man who doesn't want her is also a good person. "

"This should be a happy ending, isn't it pretty good?" I personally think that making movies is usually a mess, so I said casually.

"What's so good!" said the land father-in-law, wiping away tears, "I was hoping that she would see her again in her reincarnation in the future, but now it's good, the couple are also in the fairy class, and they are not in the same city as me. Brother, you have to know that being a god has its hardships. Since I am the local land father-in-law, I am bound in this city. Without the order of the heavenly court, I can't walk around casually, otherwise it will be an offense. It's a crime of God."

"Then what can you do if you go and see the other party?" Since I was born, I don't like to be bound by those rules and regulations, so in my opinion, those rigid rules exist only to be broken.

"What can I do? Alas, my little brother really doesn't understand the laws and regulations of the heaven. First of all, my immortal body cannot leave the city of Liaoyang; second, even if I go out, I will lose all the mana in my body. Think about it Ah, how can a spiritual body without mana fight against the local land father; in the end, once I was sued for sneaking out, I would lose my official position and re-enter the six realms of reincarnation. Hell, you can’t be reincarnated for 500 years.” Well, I really didn’t expect that the laws and regulations formulated by the Heavenly Court are quite strict.However, hearing the land father-in-law say this, it seems that I should have a good guess about what he asked of me.

"Then do you want me to take you to see your little friend as a Buddha boy?" I asked the little old man in front of me with a smirk.

"Hey, how do you say this." The land father-in-law was actually scratching his head in embarrassment, just like a young man in love. It seems that the power of love is really great. The longing and longing for the world of love.

"I want to stay by Xiaoxia's side all the time. If possible, it's better to be the father-in-law of the land." The little old man shamelessly stated his conditions.

"No, wait a minute?" I hurriedly interrupted the other person, "Even if you find a way to let me take you to the side of your beloved, the problem is what about the husband?" Tangled things.

"Little brother, you can't be too rigid. I've lived for hundreds of years. I haven't seen anything in the world. People nowadays are shouting for equality between men and women, but how many people can really do it?" Which one?" The little old man said proudly, but the problem was that I still couldn't understand what he wanted to express.

"In the past, men in our dynasty paid attention to having three wives and four concubines, but in today's society, do you know how high a woman's status is?" the land father asked me frothfully.

"I know, these days, women who are pretty don't go to the kitchen, those who go to the kitchen are not gentle, those who are gentle spend money, those who spend money are not fashionable, those who are fashionable are not at ease, and those who are at ease can't be seen! The woman is lamenting men again: Talented ones are ugly; handsome ones earn less money; You're useless! In short, it's just one sentence, I'm used to the sky!" Look at the literary talent of the young master, it is absolutely eloquent, and it is only a crooked one.

"That's right, to put it in today's words, my Xiaoxia is the goddess in my heart, so I, the little old man with a silk thread, will definitely do my best to win the other party's favor and favor. , I’m here to loosen the soil, there are no married couples who can’t break up, only mistresses who don’t work hard.” My time, this land father-in-law seems to have learned badly, and when he speaks witty words, he has a set of tricks, which is quite like me. The demeanor of the little ruffian back then.

"Then what you imply is that you plan to become the rightful master from the third position?" I really admire this little old man's thinking at the moment. The woman one loves can even be polyandry, and strive to embrace the beauty in the end, it's too damn sexual.

In order to encourage the other party to put their ideals into practice, I began to ask specific matters, "Grandpa Land, your ideals are very lofty, but I need to understand the following things."

"Which ones are there, little brother?" The land father-in-law asked me with a smile on his face as soon as he heard that there was something to be said about it.

"Xiaoxia in your mouth, where is the mother-in-law of the land now? What do I need to do to realize your wish? Finally, the most important question is, what you said can bring me material wealth , How much money can I earn?" Well, in the final analysis, I am most concerned about the third question.Don't say I'm greedy for money, this is called normal labor, understand?My brother still knows how to settle accounts, not to mention that the little old man in front of me is not related to the two of us. I can help him, which is already giving him a lot of face, and it should be appropriate to collect some rewards.

"The woman I love is now on the back mountain of a certain temple in Huludao City, with the man she doesn't love." The land father-in-law answered my first question very tangled.

"It's not very difficult to move me there. My little brother only needs to do two things. The first is to find a Buddhist relic and carry it with you; the second is to come to the place where the little old man lives now, which is the bow In the mountains of Changling Pugou. After finding the temple dedicated to my land, take out the relics and put them in the offering bowl of the temple, then take out my statue, cover it with a red cloth, take out the relics, and finally put it together with my statue Let’s move together to that mountain in Huludao City, that’s it!” Nima, this stinking shameless person has come to this point, I have every reason to believe that this guy must have known in advance that relics appeared on Lishan, and sooner or later I I will solve this matter for Xiao Yuer, otherwise, how could you make such an exorbitant request?

to be continued